A/n-Okay at the momment I don't have a clue how many reviews I have but if
I do I would like to say thanks it means so much to me. The reason I havent
updated for a week and then some is because I was busy starting my other
fic, Sorry! If you're feeling nice checkk it out.
Oh, and only for the NICE reviewers, I have peanut butter, do still feel
special?
Disclaimer-I own nothing in this fic, if I did it wouldn't be this shit *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Harry, gathering all the courage and stupidity he had, walked up to Snapes door and knocked."Professor Snape I-I-I.."
"Yes Potter, I do not have time for this nonsense, Teletubbies is starting."
"Well you see I..I"
"Spit it out Potter."
"Okay,"Harry said as he spit a big wad of saliva into his potions teaches face.
"NOT LIKE THAT IDIOT BOY!!"Snape screamed."Say what you want to say and be on your way."(A/N-OOOOOO that rhymed.)
"Okay Professor Snape, I.I..Iloveyou,"harry mumbled hoping Snape hadn't heard him.
"What was that?"
"I..Love you?"
Suddenly Snapes eyes filled with something other that anger, was that happiness? "O Harry!"Snape proclaimed sweeping harry into a ginormous (A/N-I made that word up() hug, "Im so glad we both feel the same way."
Harry, on the other hand, was not very happy. He was being hugged by the very person he had despised for years. He was in some sort of trance. Some how, in some scary cartoon character way he slammed out of it.
"What the HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"Harry screamed as though he was dying.
"Harry, I've been in love with you ever since you set foot in my classroom."
"AAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE", yelped Harry running away past Hermione and Ron who were laughing so hard their intestines were about to fall out. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~*~*
Next morning while walking down to the Great hall, Harry started saying, "Are any of you aware that the main focus of this story was getting high on tic-tacs?" "Yeah", said Ron sniffing his socks, "But that's okay, how about we go there now "
"Okay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
So with a poof! They ended up in the entrance hall. This big ugly, scary, mean, mangled, defected, evil, satanic, smelly, bucktoothed.gargoyle that had no teeth, grinned and said "Password please"
Hermione, who just seemed to appear out of nowhere, started singing, "Its getting hot in herre, so take off all your clothes."
The gargoyle suddenly let out an earsplitting scream "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, what the f*ck was that!?It sounded like a f*cking constipated hippo!!!!!!Hey, why can't I say f*ck."
(AUTHORS VOICE THAT CAN BE HEARD-BECAUSE WERE TRYING TO KEEP THIS PG-13 THAT'S WHY!)
"Oh, okay, now I really don't know if that should count because if sounded like a constipated hippo but ill let you in if."
"We buy you a meat hat?"
"Scuce me mr.gargolye,"said Ron taking a book and hitting harry over the head with it. "But my friend is very retarted, so just let him be."
"Okay go on in, But first you must do the funky chicken,"said the gargoyle trying not to grin.
"Okayyyyyy."replied harry and Ron looking unsure. They started waving their arms around in different directions and im mumbled voices saying,"I..umm don't wanna be no chick, or no f*ckin duck...um,all I wanna do,CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK!!"
"That seems to be the best I am going to get,"sighed the gargoyle. "You may pass."
"YIPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Ron look at Harry very strangely. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* So they went past the gargoyle, (I don't remember what they go through now so bear with Me.) and walked for a but until they came into a dimly lit room. They looked at the walls and there was candy galore!!There were Snickers, skittles, altoids, m&ms, hersheys, Mike&ikes, Crunch bars, caramel, gummy bears, popcorn, cheese doodles, CHEESE, etc. etc., until.
"Ron, what are these?"said harry holding a small retangular,clear box in the palm of his hand.
"Well harry, maybe if you weren't so dumb you could read what it said on the box. Seethe little letters on it, you put them together, and they make IwordsI,"said Ron trying to explain to his slow friends.
"Oh, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.I get it now, they say ti.tia.tic.. tic-cat?? Oh, no, im sorry, its tic-tac. Do u wanna try some?"
"Okay I guess, they sound kind of boring though."
They went to leave the room, but found their path was blocked.
A/N-Okay IM evil again, and finally the tictacs make an appearance.
Disclaimer-I own nothing in this fic, if I did it wouldn't be this shit *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Harry, gathering all the courage and stupidity he had, walked up to Snapes door and knocked."Professor Snape I-I-I.."
"Yes Potter, I do not have time for this nonsense, Teletubbies is starting."
"Well you see I..I"
"Spit it out Potter."
"Okay,"Harry said as he spit a big wad of saliva into his potions teaches face.
"NOT LIKE THAT IDIOT BOY!!"Snape screamed."Say what you want to say and be on your way."(A/N-OOOOOO that rhymed.)
"Okay Professor Snape, I.I..Iloveyou,"harry mumbled hoping Snape hadn't heard him.
"What was that?"
"I..Love you?"
Suddenly Snapes eyes filled with something other that anger, was that happiness? "O Harry!"Snape proclaimed sweeping harry into a ginormous (A/N-I made that word up() hug, "Im so glad we both feel the same way."
Harry, on the other hand, was not very happy. He was being hugged by the very person he had despised for years. He was in some sort of trance. Some how, in some scary cartoon character way he slammed out of it.
"What the HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"Harry screamed as though he was dying.
"Harry, I've been in love with you ever since you set foot in my classroom."
"AAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE", yelped Harry running away past Hermione and Ron who were laughing so hard their intestines were about to fall out. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~*~*
Next morning while walking down to the Great hall, Harry started saying, "Are any of you aware that the main focus of this story was getting high on tic-tacs?" "Yeah", said Ron sniffing his socks, "But that's okay, how about we go there now "
"Okay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
So with a poof! They ended up in the entrance hall. This big ugly, scary, mean, mangled, defected, evil, satanic, smelly, bucktoothed.gargoyle that had no teeth, grinned and said "Password please"
Hermione, who just seemed to appear out of nowhere, started singing, "Its getting hot in herre, so take off all your clothes."
The gargoyle suddenly let out an earsplitting scream "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, what the f*ck was that!?It sounded like a f*cking constipated hippo!!!!!!Hey, why can't I say f*ck."
(AUTHORS VOICE THAT CAN BE HEARD-BECAUSE WERE TRYING TO KEEP THIS PG-13 THAT'S WHY!)
"Oh, okay, now I really don't know if that should count because if sounded like a constipated hippo but ill let you in if."
"We buy you a meat hat?"
"Scuce me mr.gargolye,"said Ron taking a book and hitting harry over the head with it. "But my friend is very retarted, so just let him be."
"Okay go on in, But first you must do the funky chicken,"said the gargoyle trying not to grin.
"Okayyyyyy."replied harry and Ron looking unsure. They started waving their arms around in different directions and im mumbled voices saying,"I..umm don't wanna be no chick, or no f*ckin duck...um,all I wanna do,CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK!!"
"That seems to be the best I am going to get,"sighed the gargoyle. "You may pass."
"YIPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Ron look at Harry very strangely. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* So they went past the gargoyle, (I don't remember what they go through now so bear with Me.) and walked for a but until they came into a dimly lit room. They looked at the walls and there was candy galore!!There were Snickers, skittles, altoids, m&ms, hersheys, Mike&ikes, Crunch bars, caramel, gummy bears, popcorn, cheese doodles, CHEESE, etc. etc., until.
"Ron, what are these?"said harry holding a small retangular,clear box in the palm of his hand.
"Well harry, maybe if you weren't so dumb you could read what it said on the box. Seethe little letters on it, you put them together, and they make IwordsI,"said Ron trying to explain to his slow friends.
"Oh, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.I get it now, they say ti.tia.tic.. tic-cat?? Oh, no, im sorry, its tic-tac. Do u wanna try some?"
"Okay I guess, they sound kind of boring though."
They went to leave the room, but found their path was blocked.
A/N-Okay IM evil again, and finally the tictacs make an appearance.