A/N-Ok it has been like forever since I last updated. But that's ok cuz I
got like no reviews for that chapter anyway. That's ok though. WHAT THE
HELL IS A BETA READER.I am utterly clueless. Some one explain. ::sniffle::
OK anyhow, lets get on with the story, But I am very mean so I will make
you wait longer. Im afraid this chapter might not be as funny. Perhaps I am
losing my touch. Nahhhh im me of course. I NO SOME PEOPLE JUST SKIP OVER
THE AUTHORS NOTE AT THE BEGINNING OF THE CHAPTER SO LISTEN UP .ok now that
I have your attention, REVIEW. Oh, and free peanut butter to my reviewers.
Ill also try to make my chapters longer but it will be hard since my brain
is the size of a peanut.
Disclaimer-I own nothing in the fic, if I did it wouldn't be this shit.
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As I told you in the last chapter, something was blocking Harry and Ron's path. As this story makes no sense, blocking their path was a monkey. Yes a monkey. It was swinging a lantern and smoking a pipe with floo powder in it. The monkey was wearing a captain's hat and tattered clothes, and walked with a limp.
The monkey answered in a gruff voice, "Now, you must say hmmmm,"the monkey started counting all the candy they had, "79 nice things about slytherins or else you will be sent to the Dungeon of Trauma."
"And what, exactly, is the Dungeon of Trama,"inquired Ron.
"The Dungeon of Trauma, is a Dungeon, where horrible things will happen. You will be fored to listen to Britney Spears, look at posters of Avril Lavigne, and sit through a boring Science class taught by Eschenauer-the- man-killer/pharoh (one of my teachers who bores us to death). Doesn't that sound like fun.", smiled the monkey evilly.
"Umm, Ill go for the alternative, which is to say nice things about the Slytherins right?,"Monkey nods "Yes of course ok let me start, umm Slytherins uhhh don't smell that bad?"
Harry chose to input here, "Slytherins make better meat hats than me."
Ron also chose this point to input his book into Harrys head.
The monkey gruffly answered, "that counts, I don't know why. This floo powder is having a strange effect on me. Keep on going because I cannot stand to look at your faces any longer."
"ok," on started, "Slytherins have cooler colors?."
[Harry]"Slytherins scream less like girls then they used to."
And on and on and on and on. Im just to lazy to think up comments so you are going to have to make them up yourself. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Walking out of the room and past the monkey: "Y' no Ron," said Harry with a mouth fun of sour skittles (A/n-I put them in for you fang-gurlie!), "That wasn't so bad.
"Y' no Harry, your right for once-"
"FOR ONCE!"
"Oh, yes, you're right for the first time in your life."
"Now that's more like it," said Harry grinning with a skittle smile.
"Now as I was saying, before a really big retard interrupted me, It wasn't that bad, the only bad thing was that I had to endure your presence."
"You are aware I understood none of that."
"Yes, yes I am."
At this point, they were walking past the gargoyle and he said looking upset, "Oh, so you made it out alive. I'm so disappointed, I wanted to see someone die. Something to take the misery out of my life, sigh, I wish-"
"Mr. Gargoyle," said Harry extending his hand, "I shall be thy friend!"
"Oh REALLY," Exclaimed evilness, "I've never had a friend before! For some reason they all run away from me," He took out a dandelion-printed handkerchief. "Ohhhh were gonna have so much fuuun,"said the gargoyle sweeping Harry into a hug. "We can stay up and have sleep-overs and paint each other's nails!!Like OMG totally.!!
"Well Ok, AS LONG AS I GET A MEAT HAT."
"Oohhhh,"said the gargoyle releasing Harry, "that's ok I didn't need a friend that bad." "But-I WANT MY MEAT HAT!!!!!!!!!"said harry crying.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH", the gargoyle runs away.
"Looks like were back together Ron, said Harry throwing his arm over Ron.
What Harry did not realize was that Ron had passed out 5 minutes ago. Harry did not realize that, there was an arrow in Ron's neck. Standing a few feet behind them was Legolas poised with a bow in hand.
"HARK, who goes there!"he shouted.
"Like, dude,"started Harry, "DUDE, you're in the wrong movie man."
"Oh, really,"said Legolas looking around, "Ok then and, sorry about your friend"
"DUDE, its okay." *~*~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"Harry?"
"M'hmm Ron?"
"Why is there an arrow in my neck?
"Oh.ok,so this dude legolas showed up," Here Harry swallowed his crunch bar. "And he like, shot u, so I was like, 'Dude why'd you shoot my friend', and he was like all,'dude who goes there.'So I was like all, 'dude you're not supposed to be here', and he was like 'Ok dude and sorry about that dude over there', and I was like 'dude, its okay'. And then the dude legolas went POP!."
"That clears everything up", said Ron with a nod of understanding. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
5 hours later there were candy bars allllllllllllll over the Gryffindor common room.
"Ron, we finished all the canday,"Harry finished with a burp.
"You are SO smart Harry,"
"I know."
Ron muttered something under his breath thought sounded a little like'moronic imbecile'. Then he threw a piece of tin foil at Harrys head.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, Ron You knocked off my hat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" exclaimed Harry repeatedly touching his head.
"You not wearing a hat you damn hobo!!!"
"Oh, that would explain a lot-AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!My hat is gone!!!!!!", Harry immedialty jumped up but Ron said to him that he had his hat.
"Harry, are you sureeeeeeeee, we don't have any more candy?" said Ron pleadingly.
"I dunno, I think I have some ear wax we can chew on!"
"No, ummm", said Ron looking disgusted, "that's Okay Harry."
"Oh wait! I think I have some tic -tacs left!!"
"Ok, they sound kinda boring, but well live with them."
Little did they know that would change their lives.
A/N-Wooooo I finished this chapter finally!!1155 Words!!!Amazin! Anyway thanx to my reviewers. And I luv u all! This thing is retarted. It shows less words than I type and it is gay. Happy Birthday Lester. Im just doing this to take up space wooo. Im just gonna keep rambling.Yay.'My loneliness is killing me, and I-I must confess I still believe-still believe,' ok bad britney spears memories.
As I told you in the last chapter, something was blocking Harry and Ron's path. As this story makes no sense, blocking their path was a monkey. Yes a monkey. It was swinging a lantern and smoking a pipe with floo powder in it. The monkey was wearing a captain's hat and tattered clothes, and walked with a limp.
The monkey answered in a gruff voice, "Now, you must say hmmmm,"the monkey started counting all the candy they had, "79 nice things about slytherins or else you will be sent to the Dungeon of Trauma."
"And what, exactly, is the Dungeon of Trama,"inquired Ron.
"The Dungeon of Trauma, is a Dungeon, where horrible things will happen. You will be fored to listen to Britney Spears, look at posters of Avril Lavigne, and sit through a boring Science class taught by Eschenauer-the- man-killer/pharoh (one of my teachers who bores us to death). Doesn't that sound like fun.", smiled the monkey evilly.
"Umm, Ill go for the alternative, which is to say nice things about the Slytherins right?,"Monkey nods "Yes of course ok let me start, umm Slytherins uhhh don't smell that bad?"
Harry chose to input here, "Slytherins make better meat hats than me."
Ron also chose this point to input his book into Harrys head.
The monkey gruffly answered, "that counts, I don't know why. This floo powder is having a strange effect on me. Keep on going because I cannot stand to look at your faces any longer."
"ok," on started, "Slytherins have cooler colors?."
[Harry]"Slytherins scream less like girls then they used to."
And on and on and on and on. Im just to lazy to think up comments so you are going to have to make them up yourself. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Walking out of the room and past the monkey: "Y' no Ron," said Harry with a mouth fun of sour skittles (A/n-I put them in for you fang-gurlie!), "That wasn't so bad.
"Y' no Harry, your right for once-"
"FOR ONCE!"
"Oh, yes, you're right for the first time in your life."
"Now that's more like it," said Harry grinning with a skittle smile.
"Now as I was saying, before a really big retard interrupted me, It wasn't that bad, the only bad thing was that I had to endure your presence."
"You are aware I understood none of that."
"Yes, yes I am."
At this point, they were walking past the gargoyle and he said looking upset, "Oh, so you made it out alive. I'm so disappointed, I wanted to see someone die. Something to take the misery out of my life, sigh, I wish-"
"Mr. Gargoyle," said Harry extending his hand, "I shall be thy friend!"
"Oh REALLY," Exclaimed evilness, "I've never had a friend before! For some reason they all run away from me," He took out a dandelion-printed handkerchief. "Ohhhh were gonna have so much fuuun,"said the gargoyle sweeping Harry into a hug. "We can stay up and have sleep-overs and paint each other's nails!!Like OMG totally.!!
"Well Ok, AS LONG AS I GET A MEAT HAT."
"Oohhhh,"said the gargoyle releasing Harry, "that's ok I didn't need a friend that bad." "But-I WANT MY MEAT HAT!!!!!!!!!"said harry crying.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH", the gargoyle runs away.
"Looks like were back together Ron, said Harry throwing his arm over Ron.
What Harry did not realize was that Ron had passed out 5 minutes ago. Harry did not realize that, there was an arrow in Ron's neck. Standing a few feet behind them was Legolas poised with a bow in hand.
"HARK, who goes there!"he shouted.
"Like, dude,"started Harry, "DUDE, you're in the wrong movie man."
"Oh, really,"said Legolas looking around, "Ok then and, sorry about your friend"
"DUDE, its okay." *~*~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"Harry?"
"M'hmm Ron?"
"Why is there an arrow in my neck?
"Oh.ok,so this dude legolas showed up," Here Harry swallowed his crunch bar. "And he like, shot u, so I was like, 'Dude why'd you shoot my friend', and he was like all,'dude who goes there.'So I was like all, 'dude you're not supposed to be here', and he was like 'Ok dude and sorry about that dude over there', and I was like 'dude, its okay'. And then the dude legolas went POP!."
"That clears everything up", said Ron with a nod of understanding. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
5 hours later there were candy bars allllllllllllll over the Gryffindor common room.
"Ron, we finished all the canday,"Harry finished with a burp.
"You are SO smart Harry,"
"I know."
Ron muttered something under his breath thought sounded a little like'moronic imbecile'. Then he threw a piece of tin foil at Harrys head.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, Ron You knocked off my hat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" exclaimed Harry repeatedly touching his head.
"You not wearing a hat you damn hobo!!!"
"Oh, that would explain a lot-AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!My hat is gone!!!!!!", Harry immedialty jumped up but Ron said to him that he had his hat.
"Harry, are you sureeeeeeeee, we don't have any more candy?" said Ron pleadingly.
"I dunno, I think I have some ear wax we can chew on!"
"No, ummm", said Ron looking disgusted, "that's Okay Harry."
"Oh wait! I think I have some tic -tacs left!!"
"Ok, they sound kinda boring, but well live with them."
Little did they know that would change their lives.
A/N-Wooooo I finished this chapter finally!!1155 Words!!!Amazin! Anyway thanx to my reviewers. And I luv u all! This thing is retarted. It shows less words than I type and it is gay. Happy Birthday Lester. Im just doing this to take up space wooo. Im just gonna keep rambling.Yay.'My loneliness is killing me, and I-I must confess I still believe-still believe,' ok bad britney spears memories.