Unless in Rome
By: Karen
Disclaimer: I do not own Inu Yasha, characters, places or events.
Note: The Taxi driver is portrayed by my friend Andrew…what else are we supposed to do when watching the black and white Lord Of The Flies movie in English? Anywho, his lines are going to be *ed
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Inulover626~ hee hee thanks! I'm glad you like it :D
Larvle~ yeah I know…but with my friend being the taxi driver…it'll be hard to say it's predictable :P
Zero27~ It's okay…I was kidding. But I'm glad you like it…it's a different style of writing for me so I'm getting used to it :D
CraziAznGur~ thanks!
QTBLACK~ hee hee…glad you like
Poot~ thanks!
Ilisha~ you'll find out ;)
Atamus~ no she's just a nun…who I hate :P
Anna~ no they just had inside info…
When Sango awoke she was greeted by a terrible pain in her head.
"Where the he-" she mumbled before seeing Miroku tie up Kagome.
"Ah, so you're awake." Miroku eyed her as she growled. Kagome stirred slightly, her eyes opening.
"So…how did you know we would be here?" Kagome asked, her voice uneven, as if she was still asleep.
"Because…I told them." A cold voice said behind Kagome. A woman, wearing nun-like clothing, walked out from the darkness, immediately catching Inu Yasha's attention. Sango winced as the small dagger she was using to cut the ropes dug into her skin.
'Just keep them talking…' she thought as she ropes loosened. "How did you know we would come?" She asked, noticing Kagome was cutting the ropes as well.
"I didn't. I figured you would though." Kikyo said coolly, her calm voice sent shivers up Sango's spine.
"It's a pity…if you hadn't tried to kill me…I might have even gone out with you.." Miroku said suddenly, causing Inu Yasha to snort.
"Is that all you think about?" He asked, his eyes still on Kikyo.
"No…" Miroku snapped back, taking his eyes away from Sango.
'Now!' She thought as she performed a back-flip, kicking the chair at Kikyo and Miroku, who were standing side by side. Kagome did the same, and Inu Yasha tripped over the chair. Both girls quickly got past the guards, running out of the mansion, gunshots behind them.
Kagome ran out of the mansion, her heels clicking loudly on the pavement. Two cracks of a gun behind her informed her that Sango was still behind her. Finally they reached the street as Kagome waved over a taxi and pulled Sango in with her.
"Drive!" Sango looked over her shoulder to see the gunmen behind them.
* "Where to?" said the stoned taxi driver.*
"Just go!" Kagome said impatiently, she could see the gun aimed, at their heads.
* "Okay, whatever as long as it pays," he mumbled. * As the car began to move, the shots were fired.
"Faster God damnit!" Kagome yelled in frustration, taking off her heels. "I hate these shoes." she muttered. Sango smiled slightly, but was secretly terrified of the taxi driver.
* "don't be getting your panties in a bunch. I'm Chicago, my friends call me Cleveland, what brings you to this side of town?"* He asked as he drove into the left lane and back into the right. Kagome growled and took out her gun, pressing it to his skull.
"Drive faster…or I'll drive." Sango laughed slightly.
* "You know I understand if it's that certain time of month, but don't take your anger out on me." * (A/N: I hit him when he wrote this :P )
"This guy's annoying…" Sango muttered. Kagome turned back her gun and fired behind them.
"Damn! They caught up!" Sango turned and fired as well.
"Can't you drive any faster?!" Kagome threw her spiked shoe at the driver.
* "I'm going as fast as I can!" He said as he turned into a back ally and waited. *
"What the hell are you doing!" Sango dove into the bottom of the car.
* "I guess it would be a bad time to say I have to go to the bathroom." *
"Yeah, it would! C'mon Sango we gotta run." Kagome kicked open the door and they bolted down the street.
* "Hey wait, comeback! What about the damage to my car?!" *
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The girls ran into a crowded shopping mall and bolted into the first store they came across. Grabbing random clothes they ran into the first available dressing rooms.
"Crap I grabbed two shirts…" Kagome growled as a pair of jeans hit her in the head.
"Good cause I grabbed two jeans. Give me a shirt." Sango called from the next changing room. Kagome put on a black spaghetti strap shirt and threw Sango over a white one. When they finished changing, they ripped off the price tags and pulled the fire alarm, sending everyone rushing out of the store.
"Today wasn't so bad." Kagome said cheerfully, walking into there house. Their feet were blistered from walking all the way home without shoes.
"And what's that?" Sango groaned, collapsing on their couch.
"We got away, free clothes and-"
"THIS IS THE POLICE. WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED. COME OUT PEACEFULLY WITH YOUR HANDS UP OR WE WILL SHOOT."
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Karen: I have an excuse! I was waiting until I could get my own computer before I typed this chapter up…see? I have an excuse…sorta…. :P (too bad I don't have internet neh?)