Unless in Rome

By: Karen

Disclaimer: I do not own Inu Yasha, characters, places or events.

A/N: this quick-edit thing is odd...

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"Kagome…wake up…Kagome…" Sango hissed at the younger girl.

"Five more minutes…" the blonde murmured groggily. Sango rolled her eyes.

"I'll sing Broadway…"

"Five more minutes!!" Kagome grumbled as Sango smiled.

"Though I do admit it came on fast, still I do believe that it can last…and I will be loathing yooouuuuuuuueueueu my whole life loooooooooooong!" Sango sang in her mezzo-soprano voice. Kagome growled, throwing a pillow at her friend, but continued to sleep. Sango rolled her eyes again and placed the "Wicked" CD into the CD player on the volume setting of twenty.

"HOLY CRAP!" Kagome practically jumped when the trumpet blared from the speakers. Sango grinned, brushing out her long auburn hair.

"I. Hate. You." Kagome growled, making Sango grin, happier then ever.

"Let's see…should I wear the outfit with the low top or the high skirt?" Sango said dryly, the day before they had picked up their uniforms, and they weren't the most…appropriate clothing in the lot. The boys were a little surprised at the sudden hair-color change…but after a while they realized who was who.

"Short skirt, you have a better ass than me." Kagome said, sipping coffee that had magically appeared in her hands. Sango nodded, her thoughts immediately drifting to the perverted man with the pony tail.

"Oh God…he's going to grope me!" she moaned, she hated men like that…all her high school career she had been groped by this one boy…stupid idiot.

"Oh well…you'll live…"

"Remember Bryan?"

"Oh…well…he was just a perverted kid…"

"And so is this dude."

"Have fun." Kagome said dryly, putting on the tight maids dress. It was a traditional anime style maid outfit. Complete with the frills. 'I look like one of the sluts at the Kitty Kat Caf' she thought, referring to the strip club close to they're old neighborhood.

"Do you know who I remind myself of?" Sango said suddenly, twirling in her uniform.

"No."

"That computer in Chobits…"

"Chii?" Kagome offered, but when Sango shook her head she thought for a moment.

"Plum?"

"No…it was the smart boy's computer…"

"The one who acted like his sister?"

"Yep…I don't remember her name though…" Sango said, thinking for a moment before shaking her head. "Let's go. Bye kitties!" she called out to the two cats that watched they're mistress' run out the door.

"I'll drive…" Kagome offered, after they had closed the door.

"No you will NOT!"

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"Okay ready?"

"No…"

"You have to…it's our job…"

"I know!! But that guy will keep staring at my ass!"

"Grow up…"

"Hey I'm older than you!"

"Shh!!" Kagome hissed, elbowing the carrot-top. They hade arrived at the mansion, the butler eyed them strangely.

"Oh great…more prostitutes for Master Miroku's pleasure…" the older butler mumbled as the girls reached the door.

"Good morning!" Kagome said cheerfully, the butler nodded and let them in.

"Ah! There are our lovely maids…well Miss Naru and Miss Saati. I think Inu Yasha would like you to wait on him, Miss Naru." Miroku grinned, taking Sango's hand and leading her up the stairs to the left, Kagome the stairs on the right.

"uhh…what exactly am I going to be doing?" she asked the man who was dragging her off. He opened a door and they stepped inside to a beautifully decorated room. There was a giant king-sized bed, a large screen television, couch and mini bar inside. She walked around and noticed another door, which contained the Jacuzzi, bathtub and other normal bathroom items. The third door held a humongous walk-in closet, in the back of the closet held another door. Just as Sango was about to open it, Miroku stopped her.

"You don't need to go in there…" he muttered, a blush slightly on his cheeks. Sango smiled and nodded.

'What is in that door he doesn't want me to see?' she thought, sitting on his giant bed.

"So basically, everyday you'll come here to report to me, it'll bee easy since your room's next door." he said, pointing to another door that she didn't even see. "You can explore your room later." he added quickly, noticing her curiosity. "I usually have the maids clean up around my room and this entire wing. Inu Yasha has the west wing…I have the east. It's only like 10 rooms per wing…after that you can do what you like until I need you." he said, stopping until she nodded. He smirked, his boyish grin added to his already good looks.

'Here comes the perverted comment…'

"And of course at night…"

'okay! He's asking for it!' she thought, raising her hand to slap him.

"we have parties so you'll need to clean up after the party."

Sango fell over in surprise at the surprisingly non-perverted comment.

But naturally, a hand gently stroke her bottom as soon as she fell.

"PERVERT!"

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"So basically I'm supposed to be your bitch?" Kagome asked the man sitting next to her. She was in a room almost identical to Miroku's, but instead, it was Inu Yasha's.

"Basically." he smirked, she exhaled loudly, much to her master's amusement.

"Don't expect me to bow to you." she growled, her temper rising.

"Than don't expect me to pay you."

"That's illegal."

"No it's not."

"Yes."

"No!"

"Yes!"

"No!" Inu Yasha growled, standing up. As soon as Kagome saw this, she stood up as well.

"Yes!"

"No! And sit down wench!"

"Yes! And don't you DARE call me a wench!"

"No! And I'll do whatever the hell I want to!"

"Yes! And maybe you should…" Kagome pushed him, knocking him down. "SIT!" he fell backwards, bringing her down with him. "OH MY GOD! RAPE RAPE!" she screamed as she fell.

"Damnit girl! Who the hell would want to rape you?" he yelled, pushing her off of him.

This was going to be a long assignment.

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Karen: thanks to my reviewers…Sparticus might come in the next chapter…maybe...if I remember. Lol. And I'm sorry for the long wait…to make it up to you I'll update ever Tuesday? Okay? Well I'll try too…if I miss a Tuesday than it'll be Thursday!

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