POOR POOR JOSEPH

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Tea/Narrator

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Next day, far from home,

The brothers planned the repulsive crime

Brothers

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Let us grab him now,

Do him in, while weave got the time

Tea/Narrator

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This they did and made the most of it

Tore his coat and flung him in pit

Brothers

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Let us leave him here,

All alone, and he's bound to die

Tea/Narrator

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When some Ishmaelites,

A hairy crew, came riding by

In a flash the brothers changed their plan

Brothers

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We need cash. Let's sell him if we can

Tea/Narrator

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Poor, poor Joseph, what'cha gonna do?

Things look bad for you, hey, what'cha gonna do?

Poor, poor Joseph, what'cha gonna do?

Things look bad for you, hey, what'cha gonna do?

Brothers

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Could you use a slave,

You hairy bunch of Ishmaelites?

Young, strong, well-behaved,

Going cheap and he reads and writes

Tea/Narrator

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In a trice the dirty deal was done

Silver coins for Jacob's favourite son

Then the Ishmaelites

Galloped off with the slave in tow

Off to Egypt where Joseph was not keen to go

It wouldn't be a picnic he could tell

Joey/Joseph

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And I don't speak Egyptian very well

Tea/Narrator

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Joseph's brothers tore

His precious multi-coloured coat

Having ripped it up,

They next attacked a passing goat

Soon the wretched creature was no more

They dipped his coat in blood and guts and gore

Oh now brothers, how low can you stoop?

You make a sordid group, hey, how low can you stoop?

Poor, poor Joseph, sold to be a slave

Situation's grave, hey, sold to be a slave