A/N: I just wanna say thank you to everyone that reviewed. The replies to
all the reviews are at the bottom, just like before. And thank you even
more for all the votes, they are very, very close! Lets see what happens... I
might tell you in this chapter, I might tell you in the next one, I might
never tell you... lol, love to you all! Halliwell xx
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Chapter Three ~ A Random Act Of Mindlessness
"You want them to do what?!" Ron asked, a little exasperated at what he thought he had just heard. Hermione shook her head at him.
"Don't you know anything, god, you really don't read enough Ron. Wands work like a muggle pregnancy test. Talk to your mother once in a while or else for god sake read!" She said, as if it was an every day thing. To her it was an every day thing, but to Ron it was a whole other world of madness invented by women to confuse him.
"Um, hello!" Draco shouted. "Would someone like to explain this to me? Remember me over here? Only child... never speaks to his mother because she's a bloody nut." Hermione sighed and walked over to him and whispered in his ear. Draco's face went from angry to rather shocked as she pulled back. He looked at Madame Pomphrey. "You can't be serious."
"I am very serious Mister Malfoy. Now if you would just step behind the screen the two of you, then we can find out who is going to be needing what." She said, her tone a little more sombre this time.
Harry got up and started walking toward the screen. Draco watched after him with his mouth hanging open. "You are not really going to do this, are you?!" he said in a desperate drawling voice.
Harry shrugged. "I guess we have to."
Draco's face screwed up and he stormed toward the screen. He stopped and turned back, looking dead at Hermione. "I blame you for this."
Hermione looked confused. "What have I done?" she asked, wondering just how this was her fault.
"It's just your fault, alright!" he said and stormed behind the screen, followed not long after by Harry. They appeared again a few seconds later, holding their wands. "What do we do now?" Draco said.
"Now we wait for two minutes. Then either your wand will turn pink, indicating that you are pregnant or it will turn blue, indicating that you are not pregnant." Madame Pomphrey said in a rather more professional tone that she had previously been using.
"You alright?" Ron asked, putting a hand on Harry's shoulder. Harry had gone amazing pale and really rather quiet since the revelation that he could be pregnant. He didn't even know that it was possible.
He forced a smile on to his face and stared up at Ron, trying to look like he wasn't bothered by the recent events. "Yeah... I'm good."
Hermione smiled at him, if only to try and lift his spirits. She glanced at Draco... who appeared to be on the verge of a break down as he looked from the floor to his wand and then back again. "I can't do this." He said, holding out his wand.
Everyone else looked rather shocked, that was defiantly not something that they were expecting him to say. It was the most un-Draco-ish thing they had every heard. Hermione sighed; she couldn't believe how fluffy she was getting over a Malfoy. "Give it here, I'll tell you the result." She said kindly. Now it was Draco's turn to be shocked.
"Um... thanks." He said, handing his wand to her. Harry held out his too with an awkward smiled and she took that as well.
Harry glanced at Draco. They may as well have 'that' talk now, it would probably be better than counting down the seconds until their wands changed colour. "What are we going to do about this?"
Draco looked at him. "I dunno."
"Well, if it's you having it... will you keep it?"
"Well... yeah, I guess. I might be a heartless bastard most of the time but I'm not going to kill a harmless baby." He paused for a moment. "What about you? What will you do if it's you that's... you know..."
"I would keep it."
"Why?" Draco asked, suddenly very curious.
"A few reasons."
"What reasons?"
"Well... I'd want to make up for the childhood I didn't have by giving it everything I have to offer." Harry said, but decided that it was all he was going to say. He wasn't exactly going to tell Malfoy that half the reason he would keep the baby is so that he felt closer to Draco. Until recently he had never thought about the concenpt of the two of them being together. But now that this had happened and he had to think about it he found himself liking the impossible idea of them being together.
Draco suddenly had a question, but he was a little worried about the answer. "What about..." he started, but found that he couldn't finish. Harry looked hard at him for a moment.
"If you wanted me there, then I would stay." He whispered. "Even if you didn't want me there, I would want to be near my child. What about you?"
Draco shot Harry a worried half smile. "The same I guess."
"Ahem." Hermione said loudly. Both boys looked up at her, she was smiling very widely... it was almost creepy. "We have the results!" she said and she held out the wands for both the boys to see.
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Replies to reviews [current votes: Draco-12 Harry-10]
[Sie the purple Ryu][Draco] I will give the books a look, thank you! And that you for the comment on Ron! I thought that it would be a good angle for him to be winding up Draco!
[JAML] Here's the update, hope you like it!
[mistik-elf13] Ben? I won't ask... lol. Your mind is as clean as mine! *mind wanders to Draco. Slaps self* No bad Willow! Lol
[SodapopC] You will just have to wait and see! Lol. I'm glad you liked Ron's bit.
[Ireana][Harry] You'll just have to read and find out...
[Reese Craven][Harry] Thank you! *blushes*
[Sirius-gal-4-eva][Harry] You'll just have to wait and see, but you do make a good point!
[Zinc93][Harry] Easy!
[tammy][Harry] Read and see...
[Caty][Harry] Hmmm... maybe...
[ana-pj][Draco] I know what you mean, I generally prefer Draco but I'm not really sure on this one...
[sweetytweety][Draco] Thank you loadz gurly!
[Autore Kozoma][Draco] You enjoy your nap! The chapter title was to bring out the dirty mind in everyone... I guess it worked!
[kitty minky][Draco] Hello my darling. I loved Quidditchstar, thank you sooo much! And I liked the leather... *purrr* And yes I can imagin Draco in maternity wear whining... kinda creepy and yet so cute...
[JS][Draco] Every vote counts!
[Ice Princess of Slytherin][Harry] You make a good point. You'll just have to wait and see for the results won't you *mwhahahah!*
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Chapter Three ~ A Random Act Of Mindlessness
"You want them to do what?!" Ron asked, a little exasperated at what he thought he had just heard. Hermione shook her head at him.
"Don't you know anything, god, you really don't read enough Ron. Wands work like a muggle pregnancy test. Talk to your mother once in a while or else for god sake read!" She said, as if it was an every day thing. To her it was an every day thing, but to Ron it was a whole other world of madness invented by women to confuse him.
"Um, hello!" Draco shouted. "Would someone like to explain this to me? Remember me over here? Only child... never speaks to his mother because she's a bloody nut." Hermione sighed and walked over to him and whispered in his ear. Draco's face went from angry to rather shocked as she pulled back. He looked at Madame Pomphrey. "You can't be serious."
"I am very serious Mister Malfoy. Now if you would just step behind the screen the two of you, then we can find out who is going to be needing what." She said, her tone a little more sombre this time.
Harry got up and started walking toward the screen. Draco watched after him with his mouth hanging open. "You are not really going to do this, are you?!" he said in a desperate drawling voice.
Harry shrugged. "I guess we have to."
Draco's face screwed up and he stormed toward the screen. He stopped and turned back, looking dead at Hermione. "I blame you for this."
Hermione looked confused. "What have I done?" she asked, wondering just how this was her fault.
"It's just your fault, alright!" he said and stormed behind the screen, followed not long after by Harry. They appeared again a few seconds later, holding their wands. "What do we do now?" Draco said.
"Now we wait for two minutes. Then either your wand will turn pink, indicating that you are pregnant or it will turn blue, indicating that you are not pregnant." Madame Pomphrey said in a rather more professional tone that she had previously been using.
"You alright?" Ron asked, putting a hand on Harry's shoulder. Harry had gone amazing pale and really rather quiet since the revelation that he could be pregnant. He didn't even know that it was possible.
He forced a smile on to his face and stared up at Ron, trying to look like he wasn't bothered by the recent events. "Yeah... I'm good."
Hermione smiled at him, if only to try and lift his spirits. She glanced at Draco... who appeared to be on the verge of a break down as he looked from the floor to his wand and then back again. "I can't do this." He said, holding out his wand.
Everyone else looked rather shocked, that was defiantly not something that they were expecting him to say. It was the most un-Draco-ish thing they had every heard. Hermione sighed; she couldn't believe how fluffy she was getting over a Malfoy. "Give it here, I'll tell you the result." She said kindly. Now it was Draco's turn to be shocked.
"Um... thanks." He said, handing his wand to her. Harry held out his too with an awkward smiled and she took that as well.
Harry glanced at Draco. They may as well have 'that' talk now, it would probably be better than counting down the seconds until their wands changed colour. "What are we going to do about this?"
Draco looked at him. "I dunno."
"Well, if it's you having it... will you keep it?"
"Well... yeah, I guess. I might be a heartless bastard most of the time but I'm not going to kill a harmless baby." He paused for a moment. "What about you? What will you do if it's you that's... you know..."
"I would keep it."
"Why?" Draco asked, suddenly very curious.
"A few reasons."
"What reasons?"
"Well... I'd want to make up for the childhood I didn't have by giving it everything I have to offer." Harry said, but decided that it was all he was going to say. He wasn't exactly going to tell Malfoy that half the reason he would keep the baby is so that he felt closer to Draco. Until recently he had never thought about the concenpt of the two of them being together. But now that this had happened and he had to think about it he found himself liking the impossible idea of them being together.
Draco suddenly had a question, but he was a little worried about the answer. "What about..." he started, but found that he couldn't finish. Harry looked hard at him for a moment.
"If you wanted me there, then I would stay." He whispered. "Even if you didn't want me there, I would want to be near my child. What about you?"
Draco shot Harry a worried half smile. "The same I guess."
"Ahem." Hermione said loudly. Both boys looked up at her, she was smiling very widely... it was almost creepy. "We have the results!" she said and she held out the wands for both the boys to see.
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Replies to reviews [current votes: Draco-12 Harry-10]
[Sie the purple Ryu][Draco] I will give the books a look, thank you! And that you for the comment on Ron! I thought that it would be a good angle for him to be winding up Draco!
[JAML] Here's the update, hope you like it!
[mistik-elf13] Ben? I won't ask... lol. Your mind is as clean as mine! *mind wanders to Draco. Slaps self* No bad Willow! Lol
[SodapopC] You will just have to wait and see! Lol. I'm glad you liked Ron's bit.
[Ireana][Harry] You'll just have to read and find out...
[Reese Craven][Harry] Thank you! *blushes*
[Sirius-gal-4-eva][Harry] You'll just have to wait and see, but you do make a good point!
[Zinc93][Harry] Easy!
[tammy][Harry] Read and see...
[Caty][Harry] Hmmm... maybe...
[ana-pj][Draco] I know what you mean, I generally prefer Draco but I'm not really sure on this one...
[sweetytweety][Draco] Thank you loadz gurly!
[Autore Kozoma][Draco] You enjoy your nap! The chapter title was to bring out the dirty mind in everyone... I guess it worked!
[kitty minky][Draco] Hello my darling. I loved Quidditchstar, thank you sooo much! And I liked the leather... *purrr* And yes I can imagin Draco in maternity wear whining... kinda creepy and yet so cute...
[JS][Draco] Every vote counts!
[Ice Princess of Slytherin][Harry] You make a good point. You'll just have to wait and see for the results won't you *mwhahahah!*