A/N: I can't believe the amount of reviews that I've had on this! I love
you all to pieces, you're the best. I hope I pleased people all round with
my solution to the 'who will be the lucky boy' thing. Sorry to anyone who
didn't like the idea. Hope you will continue to read, it all gets a bit
complicated for them! This ones a bit short, but I hope you will like it
anyway! luv Willow Delace xx
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Chapter Five ~ Brown Sticky Stuff Hits The Fan
"Alright." Severus said, determined he was going to stay calm with Draco, who was already distressed enough. "Is there anything else that I should know?"
"Um... there is one thing..." Draco said quietly, looking at his feet.
"And that would be?"
"Um... Harry's pregnant as well... and it's mine... I was really drunk!" Draco said in a desperate defence.
Severus shook his head. Telling Lucius that his son was in trouble had just got very complicated. He took a deep breath and smiled at Draco. "Alright then. So... you're pregnant, Harry's pregnant, you are having each others children, you think you're in love with him." He listed and Draco nodded. "Right. You had better go and rest and I'll get in touch with your father."
Draco smiled as he got up. Severus walked him toward the door. Draco turned around and hugged him. "Thank you so much Uncle Sev, you're the best." He said and promptly left the room.
Severus walked back into the room and picked up and handful of flu powder. He wished that something dramatic would happen so tha he didn't have to do this. But nothing happened. "Damn it." He uttered and threw the powder into the flames. "Lucius Malfoy." He said lazily.
Lucius appeared in the fire with a large smile on his face. "Severus! Long time no see, how are you?" he looked at Severus. "Oh dear, what's the matter now? It's Draco isn't it, what's the little bugger up to this time? I envy you for not having children Severus, I really do!"
"Funny you should mention children Lucius, that's sort of why I need to talk to you."
"Oh my God, who have you got up the duff?" Lucius said excitedly.
"Umm... okay, Lucius I'm just going to tell you straight. I think you should sit down, and when I tell you this I want you to remain calm."
"Okay." Lucius said, sitting down. "Tell me then."
Severus took a deep breath. "DracoPrengantBabyHarryWith!" 'That wasn't how that was supposed to sound, what happened?' he thought to himself. Lucius cocked an eyebrow at his old friend.
"Severus, have you been at the fire whisky again? I've told you about that, it hits you after a while and you become utterly incoherent. You shouldn't be drinking at midday anyway!"
"I haven't been drinking. Let me try that again. Draco is pregnant and the baby is Harry Potter's." he said, very slowly, over pronouncing every word. "Haha! It worked that time!" he said delightedly, but then remembered Lucius.
Lucius had in fact turned a rather strange shade. It was a kind of pastel green. "Oh yeah, this might not be the best time to tell you this, but Potter is also pregnant, and it's Draco's." Severus paused for a moment. "Congratulations Granddad."
He waited for Lucius to start screaming and shouting, hitting things... but there was nothing, just a rather green Lucius, sitting in a chair by the fire. Lucius looked at Severus with a half smile. "Well then. That makes three of us doesn't it."
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Replies to Reviews:
[SweetyTweety] I'm glad you liked it!
[mistik-elf13] Yeah he is isn't he! Did you like the 'Uncle Sev' thing? I liked that...
[SodapopC] Yes... but will they get together is the question.
[Fuzzy-Bumpkins] Thank you, here's the update!
[Sheree] I am not going to kill Ron and Hermione! But I may include near fatal injury... how does that sound?
[slasherbabe] There you go, one update!
[Reese Craven] Yes... minions... but he does have Uncle Sev. Anyone who doesn't have a soft spot for Draco is a nuttah!
[odd fin] Sorry that you didn't like it. But it was a draw on the votes. If you're reading this then please continue to read, there will still be lots of over protective/cuty moments.
[fishnetfairy] Harry will help, Harry is probably going to handle this better than Draco does but he will have his weaknesses as well.
[Sirius-gal-4-eva] You're welcome! Don't worry, at least you've read it, that's good enough for me.
[ana-pj] I thank you! I was really worried that people wouldn't like it because they won't have fixed rolls. They'll have good days and bad days and they will look after each other.
[JAML] Don't worry about missing it, at least you're still reading it! I hope you get better soon *stokes cheek* poor, poor thing xx
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Chapter Five ~ Brown Sticky Stuff Hits The Fan
"Alright." Severus said, determined he was going to stay calm with Draco, who was already distressed enough. "Is there anything else that I should know?"
"Um... there is one thing..." Draco said quietly, looking at his feet.
"And that would be?"
"Um... Harry's pregnant as well... and it's mine... I was really drunk!" Draco said in a desperate defence.
Severus shook his head. Telling Lucius that his son was in trouble had just got very complicated. He took a deep breath and smiled at Draco. "Alright then. So... you're pregnant, Harry's pregnant, you are having each others children, you think you're in love with him." He listed and Draco nodded. "Right. You had better go and rest and I'll get in touch with your father."
Draco smiled as he got up. Severus walked him toward the door. Draco turned around and hugged him. "Thank you so much Uncle Sev, you're the best." He said and promptly left the room.
Severus walked back into the room and picked up and handful of flu powder. He wished that something dramatic would happen so tha he didn't have to do this. But nothing happened. "Damn it." He uttered and threw the powder into the flames. "Lucius Malfoy." He said lazily.
Lucius appeared in the fire with a large smile on his face. "Severus! Long time no see, how are you?" he looked at Severus. "Oh dear, what's the matter now? It's Draco isn't it, what's the little bugger up to this time? I envy you for not having children Severus, I really do!"
"Funny you should mention children Lucius, that's sort of why I need to talk to you."
"Oh my God, who have you got up the duff?" Lucius said excitedly.
"Umm... okay, Lucius I'm just going to tell you straight. I think you should sit down, and when I tell you this I want you to remain calm."
"Okay." Lucius said, sitting down. "Tell me then."
Severus took a deep breath. "DracoPrengantBabyHarryWith!" 'That wasn't how that was supposed to sound, what happened?' he thought to himself. Lucius cocked an eyebrow at his old friend.
"Severus, have you been at the fire whisky again? I've told you about that, it hits you after a while and you become utterly incoherent. You shouldn't be drinking at midday anyway!"
"I haven't been drinking. Let me try that again. Draco is pregnant and the baby is Harry Potter's." he said, very slowly, over pronouncing every word. "Haha! It worked that time!" he said delightedly, but then remembered Lucius.
Lucius had in fact turned a rather strange shade. It was a kind of pastel green. "Oh yeah, this might not be the best time to tell you this, but Potter is also pregnant, and it's Draco's." Severus paused for a moment. "Congratulations Granddad."
He waited for Lucius to start screaming and shouting, hitting things... but there was nothing, just a rather green Lucius, sitting in a chair by the fire. Lucius looked at Severus with a half smile. "Well then. That makes three of us doesn't it."
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Replies to Reviews:
[SweetyTweety] I'm glad you liked it!
[mistik-elf13] Yeah he is isn't he! Did you like the 'Uncle Sev' thing? I liked that...
[SodapopC] Yes... but will they get together is the question.
[Fuzzy-Bumpkins] Thank you, here's the update!
[Sheree] I am not going to kill Ron and Hermione! But I may include near fatal injury... how does that sound?
[slasherbabe] There you go, one update!
[Reese Craven] Yes... minions... but he does have Uncle Sev. Anyone who doesn't have a soft spot for Draco is a nuttah!
[odd fin] Sorry that you didn't like it. But it was a draw on the votes. If you're reading this then please continue to read, there will still be lots of over protective/cuty moments.
[fishnetfairy] Harry will help, Harry is probably going to handle this better than Draco does but he will have his weaknesses as well.
[Sirius-gal-4-eva] You're welcome! Don't worry, at least you've read it, that's good enough for me.
[ana-pj] I thank you! I was really worried that people wouldn't like it because they won't have fixed rolls. They'll have good days and bad days and they will look after each other.
[JAML] Don't worry about missing it, at least you're still reading it! I hope you get better soon *stokes cheek* poor, poor thing xx