Disclaimer: Mark: (reading cue cards) My colleagues, friends, and I were
created by, and are owned by the estate of, Jonathan Larson...Wait! So, I'm
not real!?!?!?!? Ahhhhhhh (runs to his Fluffy for comfort)
Fluffy: (holding Mark) Turns out I'm not real either, I'm a character in a
Manga/Anime called (angrily) Inu Yasha. I'm not even the star! Me and Rin
and Jaken, and Inu Yasha all belong to some chick named Takahashi Rumiko.
Maureen: (sadly) Legolas (sniff) doesn't belong to me (sniff). (Suddenly
happy) But Joanne does (evil smile) Pookie, come here.
Ethan: Tee hee. We real people claim this disclaimer over (before Kiara
goes into too much detail with Maureen and Joanne).
A/N: To The Fraulein, WE LOVE YOU!!!!!!! Didya know that you're our only reviewer? (The.Max.Black does not count, she's my (Ethan's) girlfriend and it took like a week to force her to read the fic even though she's a fan of both!) We love reviews, by the way! Please Review. Please. Oh, and if anyone has questions or comments, put them in a review, or e-mail us at ethankiarayahoo.com. If you leave a signed review or your e-mail we will gladly get back to you. Oh and because it's shorter, Sesshomaru shall now be referred to as Fluffy.
They hadn't been traveling long (3 days) before Fluffy caught the scent of his idiot, half breed, slut (he has two girlfriends and one boyfriend) of a half brother. They decided that it would be a wise idea to stop flying and attack him! (authors fall over in fit of coughing, well Kiara does anyway).
Inu Yasha and Kagome were "peacefully discussing" (screaming at the top of their lungs at each other) how Kagome was not a replacement for Kikiyo, when all of a sudden Fluffy shows up with a tachi made up of nine bohemian Americans from the future, Rin, and Jaken.
"Sesshomaru!" Inu Yasha exclaimed, "What are you doing here?"
"No, the name's Benny,"
Both chose to ignore this. "Killing you," he said nonchalantly, while filing his nails on Maureen's file.
"Hey that's mine!" she squeaked grabbing it from him.
Fluffy took out his Tokijin (his evil sword that he uses to kill things!) Inu took out Tesusaiga (the sword he uses to kill things).
"Wait a minute," Angel intervened, "You guys are brothers, you should love each other!"
"No," Fluffy corrected, "We're half brothers, so I should hate him."
"No, you guys should at least half love each other." It was clear Angel wasn't giving up 'till he saw them hug. "Come on, I mean, from what Mark said, you both hate that Naraku guy,"
"Yeah," Inu began listening.
"So," Fluffy responded.
"Well, maybe if you teamed up, you could defeat him!"
"I guess," Inu said.
"So, we have the same goal, it doesn't mean he's not a bumbling fool and a man-whore!" Fluffly spoke his mind.
"Yeah, well he's an emotionless jerk!" Inu pointed at Fluffy.
"Not if I can help it," Mark thought to himself with an evil grin. Roger gave him a confused look as too where the evil grin came from and where it was directed.
"Good, good," Angel mediated, "Use words not swords to express your feelings," (A/N: get it swords is words with an "s" at the begging, tee hee.)
Both brothers responded in perfect unison "FEELINGS!?"
"Right, whatever, 'manly' men don't have feelings. Express your thoughts." He then added under his breath, "If you even have those!"
"I guess it does make sense for us to team up," Kagome said.
Inu Yasha looked at her dumfounded, "Who's side are you on?"
"Hers," She answered motioning to Angel. Angel smiled.
"Fine, I guess I'll agree to get along with him so we can kill Naraku,"
"Yeah," Fluffy answered "I mean he should possess half of my skill and talent, right? He can't be that bad." In the interests of peace-keeping, Inu Yasha decided to take that as a compliment, but not before he pointed to Fluffy's stump of a left arm, reminding him who caused the injury.
They agreed to stay away from each other as much as possible, so no fights broke out over petty arguments. Mark made it his priority to provide Fluffy with a constant alibi incase Inu-Yasha staged an attack. He liked the idea of never leaving Fluffy's side.
Before he ran off, Kagome decided to introduce the rest of the Inu-tachi to the RENT-tachi.
"This is Miroku. He's a monk," Kagome indicated a buhddist priest wearing long blue and purple robes with three earrings and a shot ponytail. The monk grasped Maureen's hand tightly. "Miss, I beg your pardon but I am captivated by your beauty. Please, will you bear my child?"
Maureen gave Joanne a looked that said "Go ahead." Joanne slapped him. At the exact same time, he was slapped on the other side, by a woman wearing a pink kimono and green obi, squishing his face in a grotesque manner that was most unbecomming of an anime/manga character. "You only wish you had what it takes to get this!" Maureen said, "plus, you're a little too, uh, masculine for me." She added quietly.
"Please excuse him." The woman in the pink kimono said. "I'm Sango by the way."
"What kind of monk is he?" Joanne asked
"His own kind," She replied.
"Anyway... "Kagome said. "Moving down the line this is Kirara." She indicated a small cat with two tails and huge red eyes.
"How cute!" Maureen exclaimed. She sat on the ground, grabbed the cat and squeezed it so tight her large eyes got even bigger.
"And I'm Shippo!" a small child with red hair, pointed ears, and a short puffy tail popped up in front of Joanne.
Now that Mark was free he and Fluffy went off for walk in the forest. They walked in silence for a while, Mark filming every detail as they went. After a while Mark took his camera down from his eye and took a look around. "You know, you look a lot better with that thing out of your face."
"Really?" Mark blushed. They stopped walking and turned toward each other, but both stared directly at the ground.
"Uh, yeah, I can actually... see your face like this." Fluffy stammered nervously. He wasn't used to being nervous, but then again, he wasn't used to being madly in love either. They both looked up. Not knowing what to say to this compliment, Mark stared deeply into Fluffy's eyes. Slowly the gap between them grew smaller, Mark closed his eyes and leaned in, closing the gap completely. As soon as their lips touched, Fluffy's arm moved around Mark's waist drawing him closer, and Mark's hands flew into Fluffy's hair. After a few moments, they pulled away for air. They looked deeply into each other's eyes, it was apparent on both men's faces, they were in love.
(a/n: Wow! That's so cheesey. Not even Watase Yu would put that in her manga. And she wrote Fushigi Yuugi!)
Just then they herd a twig snap. They looked over to see Benny and The Man in a tight embrace. And were they... kissing!?
Eventually Benny and the Man broke apart. Benny caught Mark and Fluffy's stares. "Uh, um...It-it's not what it looks like!" he stammered.
"Where you two...kissing?" Mark asked in disbelief, he never thought he'd see Benny kiss another man.
"You got a problem with that?" A sober (for the first time in this fic!) The Man asked, like a true New Yorker.
"No, no we weren't." The Man looked at Benny shocked and hurt, slapping him hard before he walked off.
Mark and Fluffy glanced at each other before bursting out in laughter.
"What's so funny?"
"Nothing it's just you're gay, and a homophobe at the same time!"
"I'm neither!" Benny said sounding hurt, "Okay, so maybe I'm bi, but I'm not a homophobe. I mean, I, like you, lived with Collins for over a year with no problem.
"Okay then," Fluffy finally spoke "You're just in denial."
"Yes, I mean no."
"Denial," Mark and Fluffy said in unison.
"Hey! That's not fair!" But Benny backed down, he saw there was no winning this one. "Just, don't tell anyone."
"Very well then, our lips are sealed" Fluffy responded.
"Yeah, to each other." Mark thought to himself.
"So, what are you two doing out here?"
"Confessing our love for each other," Mark said passively. He was so nonchalant, that Benny figured he joking, so he was still clueless.
"Well, I've got some apologizing to do, don't I" and with that Benny left. Fluffy and Mark decided to go back too, it was getting dark. Plus Fluffy needed to check on Rin, even though he knew she was being taken care of by Roger and Mimi, what if something happened that they couldn't protect against?
When they got back Rin was fine. Maureen was still holding and petting Kirara, and Joanne was getting jealous, she wanted a turn o play with the kitty too! Angle and Collins were being treated like heroes (well, Angel was but he demanded that whatever special treatment he got, his Collins also had to receive).
Benny and The Man were off in their own corner talking. "How could you say that? Are you ashamed of me?" The Man asked in hurt voice.
"No, it's not that, it's just," Benny tried to answer, "I wasn't ready to go public about it." He then quickly added "Not because of you, but because I have a wife, you know, and liking guys, is just, well, I'm a little confused still."
"Aw, poor Benny's confused so he has an excuse to break hearts!"
"No, look I know what I said was wrong and I'm so- um I s-s-ss," He couldn't say it! Finally, he closed his eyes and took a deep breath "I'm sorry,"
"That's all I wanted," The Man smiled. "You know, I've never felt this way about any person before." He had felt the same way about a few drugs, but this was somehow different.
Benny smiled and a hopeful expression played across his face, "Really?"
"Yeah, it's like I'm on a million different thing at once, but I know I'm not on anything!"
"I feel the same way, I love you,"
"I love you too!"
A/N: To The Fraulein, WE LOVE YOU!!!!!!! Didya know that you're our only reviewer? (The.Max.Black does not count, she's my (Ethan's) girlfriend and it took like a week to force her to read the fic even though she's a fan of both!) We love reviews, by the way! Please Review. Please. Oh, and if anyone has questions or comments, put them in a review, or e-mail us at ethankiarayahoo.com. If you leave a signed review or your e-mail we will gladly get back to you. Oh and because it's shorter, Sesshomaru shall now be referred to as Fluffy.
They hadn't been traveling long (3 days) before Fluffy caught the scent of his idiot, half breed, slut (he has two girlfriends and one boyfriend) of a half brother. They decided that it would be a wise idea to stop flying and attack him! (authors fall over in fit of coughing, well Kiara does anyway).
Inu Yasha and Kagome were "peacefully discussing" (screaming at the top of their lungs at each other) how Kagome was not a replacement for Kikiyo, when all of a sudden Fluffy shows up with a tachi made up of nine bohemian Americans from the future, Rin, and Jaken.
"Sesshomaru!" Inu Yasha exclaimed, "What are you doing here?"
"No, the name's Benny,"
Both chose to ignore this. "Killing you," he said nonchalantly, while filing his nails on Maureen's file.
"Hey that's mine!" she squeaked grabbing it from him.
Fluffy took out his Tokijin (his evil sword that he uses to kill things!) Inu took out Tesusaiga (the sword he uses to kill things).
"Wait a minute," Angel intervened, "You guys are brothers, you should love each other!"
"No," Fluffy corrected, "We're half brothers, so I should hate him."
"No, you guys should at least half love each other." It was clear Angel wasn't giving up 'till he saw them hug. "Come on, I mean, from what Mark said, you both hate that Naraku guy,"
"Yeah," Inu began listening.
"So," Fluffy responded.
"Well, maybe if you teamed up, you could defeat him!"
"I guess," Inu said.
"So, we have the same goal, it doesn't mean he's not a bumbling fool and a man-whore!" Fluffly spoke his mind.
"Yeah, well he's an emotionless jerk!" Inu pointed at Fluffy.
"Not if I can help it," Mark thought to himself with an evil grin. Roger gave him a confused look as too where the evil grin came from and where it was directed.
"Good, good," Angel mediated, "Use words not swords to express your feelings," (A/N: get it swords is words with an "s" at the begging, tee hee.)
Both brothers responded in perfect unison "FEELINGS!?"
"Right, whatever, 'manly' men don't have feelings. Express your thoughts." He then added under his breath, "If you even have those!"
"I guess it does make sense for us to team up," Kagome said.
Inu Yasha looked at her dumfounded, "Who's side are you on?"
"Hers," She answered motioning to Angel. Angel smiled.
"Fine, I guess I'll agree to get along with him so we can kill Naraku,"
"Yeah," Fluffy answered "I mean he should possess half of my skill and talent, right? He can't be that bad." In the interests of peace-keeping, Inu Yasha decided to take that as a compliment, but not before he pointed to Fluffy's stump of a left arm, reminding him who caused the injury.
They agreed to stay away from each other as much as possible, so no fights broke out over petty arguments. Mark made it his priority to provide Fluffy with a constant alibi incase Inu-Yasha staged an attack. He liked the idea of never leaving Fluffy's side.
Before he ran off, Kagome decided to introduce the rest of the Inu-tachi to the RENT-tachi.
"This is Miroku. He's a monk," Kagome indicated a buhddist priest wearing long blue and purple robes with three earrings and a shot ponytail. The monk grasped Maureen's hand tightly. "Miss, I beg your pardon but I am captivated by your beauty. Please, will you bear my child?"
Maureen gave Joanne a looked that said "Go ahead." Joanne slapped him. At the exact same time, he was slapped on the other side, by a woman wearing a pink kimono and green obi, squishing his face in a grotesque manner that was most unbecomming of an anime/manga character. "You only wish you had what it takes to get this!" Maureen said, "plus, you're a little too, uh, masculine for me." She added quietly.
"Please excuse him." The woman in the pink kimono said. "I'm Sango by the way."
"What kind of monk is he?" Joanne asked
"His own kind," She replied.
"Anyway... "Kagome said. "Moving down the line this is Kirara." She indicated a small cat with two tails and huge red eyes.
"How cute!" Maureen exclaimed. She sat on the ground, grabbed the cat and squeezed it so tight her large eyes got even bigger.
"And I'm Shippo!" a small child with red hair, pointed ears, and a short puffy tail popped up in front of Joanne.
Now that Mark was free he and Fluffy went off for walk in the forest. They walked in silence for a while, Mark filming every detail as they went. After a while Mark took his camera down from his eye and took a look around. "You know, you look a lot better with that thing out of your face."
"Really?" Mark blushed. They stopped walking and turned toward each other, but both stared directly at the ground.
"Uh, yeah, I can actually... see your face like this." Fluffy stammered nervously. He wasn't used to being nervous, but then again, he wasn't used to being madly in love either. They both looked up. Not knowing what to say to this compliment, Mark stared deeply into Fluffy's eyes. Slowly the gap between them grew smaller, Mark closed his eyes and leaned in, closing the gap completely. As soon as their lips touched, Fluffy's arm moved around Mark's waist drawing him closer, and Mark's hands flew into Fluffy's hair. After a few moments, they pulled away for air. They looked deeply into each other's eyes, it was apparent on both men's faces, they were in love.
(a/n: Wow! That's so cheesey. Not even Watase Yu would put that in her manga. And she wrote Fushigi Yuugi!)
Just then they herd a twig snap. They looked over to see Benny and The Man in a tight embrace. And were they... kissing!?
Eventually Benny and the Man broke apart. Benny caught Mark and Fluffy's stares. "Uh, um...It-it's not what it looks like!" he stammered.
"Where you two...kissing?" Mark asked in disbelief, he never thought he'd see Benny kiss another man.
"You got a problem with that?" A sober (for the first time in this fic!) The Man asked, like a true New Yorker.
"No, no we weren't." The Man looked at Benny shocked and hurt, slapping him hard before he walked off.
Mark and Fluffy glanced at each other before bursting out in laughter.
"What's so funny?"
"Nothing it's just you're gay, and a homophobe at the same time!"
"I'm neither!" Benny said sounding hurt, "Okay, so maybe I'm bi, but I'm not a homophobe. I mean, I, like you, lived with Collins for over a year with no problem.
"Okay then," Fluffy finally spoke "You're just in denial."
"Yes, I mean no."
"Denial," Mark and Fluffy said in unison.
"Hey! That's not fair!" But Benny backed down, he saw there was no winning this one. "Just, don't tell anyone."
"Very well then, our lips are sealed" Fluffy responded.
"Yeah, to each other." Mark thought to himself.
"So, what are you two doing out here?"
"Confessing our love for each other," Mark said passively. He was so nonchalant, that Benny figured he joking, so he was still clueless.
"Well, I've got some apologizing to do, don't I" and with that Benny left. Fluffy and Mark decided to go back too, it was getting dark. Plus Fluffy needed to check on Rin, even though he knew she was being taken care of by Roger and Mimi, what if something happened that they couldn't protect against?
When they got back Rin was fine. Maureen was still holding and petting Kirara, and Joanne was getting jealous, she wanted a turn o play with the kitty too! Angle and Collins were being treated like heroes (well, Angel was but he demanded that whatever special treatment he got, his Collins also had to receive).
Benny and The Man were off in their own corner talking. "How could you say that? Are you ashamed of me?" The Man asked in hurt voice.
"No, it's not that, it's just," Benny tried to answer, "I wasn't ready to go public about it." He then quickly added "Not because of you, but because I have a wife, you know, and liking guys, is just, well, I'm a little confused still."
"Aw, poor Benny's confused so he has an excuse to break hearts!"
"No, look I know what I said was wrong and I'm so- um I s-s-ss," He couldn't say it! Finally, he closed his eyes and took a deep breath "I'm sorry,"
"That's all I wanted," The Man smiled. "You know, I've never felt this way about any person before." He had felt the same way about a few drugs, but this was somehow different.
Benny smiled and a hopeful expression played across his face, "Really?"
"Yeah, it's like I'm on a million different thing at once, but I know I'm not on anything!"
"I feel the same way, I love you,"
"I love you too!"