Disclaimer: So you get it by now, we don't own anything. What?
You need to hear again? Fine. We don't own anything. Not even
Hogwarts, A History. Or the death of Mercutio.
A/N: Sorry about last chapter, Kiara loves putting in that slash stuff, but insists that I (Ethan) write it. I'm not any good at romantic stuff.
Other Author's Note: My brother's an idiot.
Both Authors' Note: Sorry this took soooo long, our lil' sis (yes, there's another one) was in the hospital with pneumonia, so we weren't much in the mood for writing humor. But she's out now, and she's fine.
Chapter 5: 'Tis But A Scratch
"Sesshomaru-sama!!!!" Rin's little voice rang through out the camp. "Where are you, Sesshomaru-sama?"
Upon hearing the young child's cry Mimi rushed over. "Is something wrong, Rin?" she asked.
"Rin can't find Sesshomaru-sama." The little girl answered in third person. She did that a lot apparently.
"Why don't we look for him together?" Mimi offered.
Rin took Mimi's hand and were about to go ask Inu-Yasha if he knew where his brother was when Roger came running up to ask if they had seen Mark. Apparently no one had seen ether of them since this morning when Mark went to go film some of the animals in the forest and Fluffy went with him (for protection).
Roger was about to join Mimi and Rin in their search, but Aun came flying up interrupting his thoughts. Seeing Aun for some reason reminded Rin that she and roger had a sword fight to finish.
"Roger-sama, sword fight!"
"Oh yeah. Choose your weapon." Rin looked around the forest floor, and picked up a long stick. Roger did the same, and they began to "fight". Mimi looked at him and shook her head, he had already forgotten about Mark. She decided it was safe to go into the forest with Aun.
Meanwhile, back at camp, Roger and Rin continued their "sword" fight. Roger was, at this point, missing and arm and a foot, and was hopping around like a madman, "You're really good at this!" He said smiling. Rin hadn't gone completely unscathed, she was missing a pinky.
Suddenly, Rin jabbed Roger in the heart. "Yes!" he thought smilingly, though he hated that he'd been honestly beaten by such a young child, he finally had a use for the scene he'd practiced almost religiously when he was eight. "'Tis but a scratch but should you call upon me tomorrow you shall find me a grave man." With that, his body stiffened and he fell backward to the forest floor, holding the stick to his chest. Rin walked over to Roger and looked at him with a smile on her face.
"I won!"
"Best two out of three." And with that the "dead" Roger jumped up, handed Rin her sword and began to fight.
Angel and Collins were plying with Shipo their newly adopted son/kisu-ne kit/fox demon kit. "Ooo, look, Collins! Blue fire!" Angel smiled at pretty flames.
"I know, darling. And you should see what he does when Inu Yasha's around!" Collins answered "I almost feel bad for Inu. But I don't."
Maureen and Joanne were in camp happily playing with Kirara. "Why can't, for once, my name come first? I mean I am the smarter one."
"Yes, Pookie, but I'm the cuter one."
"True. But it's not fair!" Fine. Joanne and Maureen were playing with Kirara. "Look Honeybear, she meows, she's so cute."
"And she blinks." Maureen began crawling around blinking and meowing cutely in an attempt to steel Joanne's attention
"Yes, she blinks and meows cutely. Just like you." Maureen smiled and crawled over to Joanne and began pawing Joanne.
Just then Kirara tilted her head to the side, slightly. Both women looked at each and at the same time, almost screamed, "Cute!" Joanne picked up Kirara and set her down in her lap, using one hand to pet Kirara and the other to pet Maureen.
Kirara ran off to chase a butterfly. "We're finally alone," Maureen said with an evil smile. Joanne returned he expression and the two began to kiss passionately. Their arms rapped tightly around each other, Maureen began to remove- (A/N: Kiara: Ethan, stop that! Ethan: Sorry. I don't get why we put so much slash in it, yet we can't have one scene with the pre-established lesbian relationship. Kiara: Because I said so, and I have the password to our account Ethan: Oh yeah.)
Mark and Fluffy were off in the forest, content in each other's warm embrace. "Mark-chan," Fluffy asked, "Do you love me?"
Mark leaned up, and gazing into Fluffy's golden orbs answered, "Yes." Fluffy leaned down to kiss Mark's neck. (A/N: This is where Kiara takes over 'cause Ethan refuses to write anymore!)
Mark moaned as Fluffy bit his neck, his sharp fangs sinking deep into Marks tender human flesh. Blood flowed freely from the open wound. Mark's eye glazed over, he reached up to caress Fluffy's beautiful face. ""Tis but a scratch but should you call upon me tomorrow you shall find me a grave man. Ai shite'ru" (I love you.) He said and collapsed.
Oh no! Thought Fluffy. I killed him... Humans are so weak. Perhaps it would be best to revive him. With that Fluffy drew Tenseiga, the healing sword.
"Tenseiga..." He addressed the sword. "You've revived the dead before... now I beg you to do it again. I beseech thee: please save my Marki-chan!"
That said, Fluffy lifted the healing sword and slashed through Mark's limp body. His eyes flew open. "WOW!" A newly living Mark exclaimed. "That was really COOL! Can we do it again!?" Fluffy was dumbstruck. Had his human actually enjoyed death? Oh well, that meant only that he need not worry if it were to happen again.... Fluffy held his human close, happy only to have him living again.
As the two were holding each other once again, Mimi and Aun ran into Benny and The Man, who were, well, let's just say they were doing something Mimi had done a work many times before. Mimi's new job as a secretary, that is (you didn't think we meant the Cat Scratch Club, did you?), where they got the copy-machine has yet to be explained. "Have you to seen Mark or Sesshomaru, recently?" she asked them, oblivious to their current relationship.
"Yeah, they're about fifty feet that way," Benny said and pointed, in the wrong dirction.
"Okay, thanks," Mimi answered. Fortunately, she remembered how Benny's bad sense of direction was when they went out. It once took him seven hours to find his car in a parking lot. Mimi and Aun continued in the opposite direction that Benny indicated. She eventually came across the two, with their arms around each other, kissing.
When she found Mark, she was surprised. She also found Fluffy. That, of course, was not what she was surprised about. She was surprised to find them with their arms around each other, in the middle of a very passionate kiss. She decided it was best to just back away. Unfortunately, when she did, a twig beneath her foot snapped. SNAP.
Mark and Fluffy immediately ended the kiss, and turned to face her. Mark couldn't meet her eyes. He looked down and just stuttered, "You see, Fluffy and I uh- well- we, umm...we're, um..."
Fluffy looked at his beloved. "Why can't he say it?" he thought, "Is he ashamed?" He decided that he must speak up, "We're in love," Mark blushed, and smiled.
Mimi's mind reeled. "Sesshomaru and Mark? Did he call Sesshomaru 'Fluffy'?" she decided to speak up about her confusion unfortunately, her mouth did not ask the question her brain wanted it to, "Honestly, am I the only person who's bothered to read Hogwarts, A History?" She immediately covered her mouth, as her brain cursed it for adding to the confusion. Mark slowly explained everything to Mimi.
After he finished he had to ask her "Why are you here, anyway?"
"We've looking for you all day!" she said.
Mark felt guilty, "You have?"
"Yeah, Roger wanted to talk to you."
"Why didn't he get me?"
"Somebody had to watch Rin, and they had a sword-fight to finish. Why don't you two come back to camp with Aun and me?"
"Do we have to?" Mark and Fluffy both gave her their perfect puppy-dog faces, unfortunately, they didn't work well on anyone but each other.
"Well, I could go back to camp alone and tell Roger and Rin why you were gone." Both men immediately agreed to come back.
When they got back to camp, Roger and Rin were happily making flower- wreaths. Mimi was a little worried at this. My Roger making flower-wreaths? She thought. He's such a good father...
Rin ran up Mark and Fluffy and handed them matching flower wreaths. Mark blushed profusely, Fluffy smiled inwardly. Now I have two daddies! Yay! The child thought. Roger was thoroughly confused. Why didn't I get one? He didn't care that he already had three on his head and one on each arm, they didn't match!
You need to hear again? Fine. We don't own anything. Not even
Hogwarts, A History. Or the death of Mercutio.
A/N: Sorry about last chapter, Kiara loves putting in that slash stuff, but insists that I (Ethan) write it. I'm not any good at romantic stuff.
Other Author's Note: My brother's an idiot.
Both Authors' Note: Sorry this took soooo long, our lil' sis (yes, there's another one) was in the hospital with pneumonia, so we weren't much in the mood for writing humor. But she's out now, and she's fine.
Chapter 5: 'Tis But A Scratch
"Sesshomaru-sama!!!!" Rin's little voice rang through out the camp. "Where are you, Sesshomaru-sama?"
Upon hearing the young child's cry Mimi rushed over. "Is something wrong, Rin?" she asked.
"Rin can't find Sesshomaru-sama." The little girl answered in third person. She did that a lot apparently.
"Why don't we look for him together?" Mimi offered.
Rin took Mimi's hand and were about to go ask Inu-Yasha if he knew where his brother was when Roger came running up to ask if they had seen Mark. Apparently no one had seen ether of them since this morning when Mark went to go film some of the animals in the forest and Fluffy went with him (for protection).
Roger was about to join Mimi and Rin in their search, but Aun came flying up interrupting his thoughts. Seeing Aun for some reason reminded Rin that she and roger had a sword fight to finish.
"Roger-sama, sword fight!"
"Oh yeah. Choose your weapon." Rin looked around the forest floor, and picked up a long stick. Roger did the same, and they began to "fight". Mimi looked at him and shook her head, he had already forgotten about Mark. She decided it was safe to go into the forest with Aun.
Meanwhile, back at camp, Roger and Rin continued their "sword" fight. Roger was, at this point, missing and arm and a foot, and was hopping around like a madman, "You're really good at this!" He said smiling. Rin hadn't gone completely unscathed, she was missing a pinky.
Suddenly, Rin jabbed Roger in the heart. "Yes!" he thought smilingly, though he hated that he'd been honestly beaten by such a young child, he finally had a use for the scene he'd practiced almost religiously when he was eight. "'Tis but a scratch but should you call upon me tomorrow you shall find me a grave man." With that, his body stiffened and he fell backward to the forest floor, holding the stick to his chest. Rin walked over to Roger and looked at him with a smile on her face.
"I won!"
"Best two out of three." And with that the "dead" Roger jumped up, handed Rin her sword and began to fight.
Angel and Collins were plying with Shipo their newly adopted son/kisu-ne kit/fox demon kit. "Ooo, look, Collins! Blue fire!" Angel smiled at pretty flames.
"I know, darling. And you should see what he does when Inu Yasha's around!" Collins answered "I almost feel bad for Inu. But I don't."
Maureen and Joanne were in camp happily playing with Kirara. "Why can't, for once, my name come first? I mean I am the smarter one."
"Yes, Pookie, but I'm the cuter one."
"True. But it's not fair!" Fine. Joanne and Maureen were playing with Kirara. "Look Honeybear, she meows, she's so cute."
"And she blinks." Maureen began crawling around blinking and meowing cutely in an attempt to steel Joanne's attention
"Yes, she blinks and meows cutely. Just like you." Maureen smiled and crawled over to Joanne and began pawing Joanne.
Just then Kirara tilted her head to the side, slightly. Both women looked at each and at the same time, almost screamed, "Cute!" Joanne picked up Kirara and set her down in her lap, using one hand to pet Kirara and the other to pet Maureen.
Kirara ran off to chase a butterfly. "We're finally alone," Maureen said with an evil smile. Joanne returned he expression and the two began to kiss passionately. Their arms rapped tightly around each other, Maureen began to remove- (A/N: Kiara: Ethan, stop that! Ethan: Sorry. I don't get why we put so much slash in it, yet we can't have one scene with the pre-established lesbian relationship. Kiara: Because I said so, and I have the password to our account Ethan: Oh yeah.)
Mark and Fluffy were off in the forest, content in each other's warm embrace. "Mark-chan," Fluffy asked, "Do you love me?"
Mark leaned up, and gazing into Fluffy's golden orbs answered, "Yes." Fluffy leaned down to kiss Mark's neck. (A/N: This is where Kiara takes over 'cause Ethan refuses to write anymore!)
Mark moaned as Fluffy bit his neck, his sharp fangs sinking deep into Marks tender human flesh. Blood flowed freely from the open wound. Mark's eye glazed over, he reached up to caress Fluffy's beautiful face. ""Tis but a scratch but should you call upon me tomorrow you shall find me a grave man. Ai shite'ru" (I love you.) He said and collapsed.
Oh no! Thought Fluffy. I killed him... Humans are so weak. Perhaps it would be best to revive him. With that Fluffy drew Tenseiga, the healing sword.
"Tenseiga..." He addressed the sword. "You've revived the dead before... now I beg you to do it again. I beseech thee: please save my Marki-chan!"
That said, Fluffy lifted the healing sword and slashed through Mark's limp body. His eyes flew open. "WOW!" A newly living Mark exclaimed. "That was really COOL! Can we do it again!?" Fluffy was dumbstruck. Had his human actually enjoyed death? Oh well, that meant only that he need not worry if it were to happen again.... Fluffy held his human close, happy only to have him living again.
As the two were holding each other once again, Mimi and Aun ran into Benny and The Man, who were, well, let's just say they were doing something Mimi had done a work many times before. Mimi's new job as a secretary, that is (you didn't think we meant the Cat Scratch Club, did you?), where they got the copy-machine has yet to be explained. "Have you to seen Mark or Sesshomaru, recently?" she asked them, oblivious to their current relationship.
"Yeah, they're about fifty feet that way," Benny said and pointed, in the wrong dirction.
"Okay, thanks," Mimi answered. Fortunately, she remembered how Benny's bad sense of direction was when they went out. It once took him seven hours to find his car in a parking lot. Mimi and Aun continued in the opposite direction that Benny indicated. She eventually came across the two, with their arms around each other, kissing.
When she found Mark, she was surprised. She also found Fluffy. That, of course, was not what she was surprised about. She was surprised to find them with their arms around each other, in the middle of a very passionate kiss. She decided it was best to just back away. Unfortunately, when she did, a twig beneath her foot snapped. SNAP.
Mark and Fluffy immediately ended the kiss, and turned to face her. Mark couldn't meet her eyes. He looked down and just stuttered, "You see, Fluffy and I uh- well- we, umm...we're, um..."
Fluffy looked at his beloved. "Why can't he say it?" he thought, "Is he ashamed?" He decided that he must speak up, "We're in love," Mark blushed, and smiled.
Mimi's mind reeled. "Sesshomaru and Mark? Did he call Sesshomaru 'Fluffy'?" she decided to speak up about her confusion unfortunately, her mouth did not ask the question her brain wanted it to, "Honestly, am I the only person who's bothered to read Hogwarts, A History?" She immediately covered her mouth, as her brain cursed it for adding to the confusion. Mark slowly explained everything to Mimi.
After he finished he had to ask her "Why are you here, anyway?"
"We've looking for you all day!" she said.
Mark felt guilty, "You have?"
"Yeah, Roger wanted to talk to you."
"Why didn't he get me?"
"Somebody had to watch Rin, and they had a sword-fight to finish. Why don't you two come back to camp with Aun and me?"
"Do we have to?" Mark and Fluffy both gave her their perfect puppy-dog faces, unfortunately, they didn't work well on anyone but each other.
"Well, I could go back to camp alone and tell Roger and Rin why you were gone." Both men immediately agreed to come back.
When they got back to camp, Roger and Rin were happily making flower- wreaths. Mimi was a little worried at this. My Roger making flower-wreaths? She thought. He's such a good father...
Rin ran up Mark and Fluffy and handed them matching flower wreaths. Mark blushed profusely, Fluffy smiled inwardly. Now I have two daddies! Yay! The child thought. Roger was thoroughly confused. Why didn't I get one? He didn't care that he already had three on his head and one on each arm, they didn't match!