A/N: After much waiting you finally get your questions answered. If I leave anything out then just leave me a little note in a review and I will do my best to fill in the gaps! This is the part where i beg... PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GO READ MY OTHER STORIES!!! On my profile page is the link to my fictionpress account and I emplore you to go and read them so that I know if they are eny good! If i don't get good reviews then I will assume that it's rubbish and it will never be published!! Do your favourite writer a favour and please review them!
A/N2: I feel that this chapter warents a disclamer. I do not own the characters, I do not own the Powers That Be, I do not own the Mister Maoam the fruit molester, I do not own Kleenex, I do not own the songs 'I love Rock'n'Roll' and 'Girl Fight Tonight', and finally, I do not own Mars Bars, Galaxy's, Milky Ways, Smarties or Fruit Pastels!
Chapter Twenty - Concerning Unusual Sleeping Paterns Of Luci And Dray
Well, as you can imagine, after being up all night on a Voldie-hunt where there was no Voldie, Lucius slept through the day and woke up around midnight, bright eyed and bushy tailed looking to make some mischeif. The Voldie-hunt may not have worked, but it had certainly got him in the mood for having some fun! And what better way to have fun than to... EAT LOTS OF CHOCOLATE AND KEEP YOUR SON UP ALL NIGHT!!
And so he did. Harry had the sense to go into Lucius and Severus' room and beg Severus to share his bed until Lucius became normal. Severus' agreed that Harry could sleep there for the night, but if he was going to be there until Lucius was normal then they had better get married and prepare to grow old together.
"I LUUUV ROCK AND ROLLLLL! SO PUT ANOTHER DIME IN THE JUKE BOX! BAAABBBY!" Lucius... um... sang? Jumping up and down the the bed, making Draco bounce up and down as he did it.
Draco thought for a moment on possible ways to bring Lucius out of his sugar high. If he didn't get him 'sober' soon then he was never going to get any sleep. "DAD! Stop it or I am going to end up having this baby bounced out of me and that is not a healthy thing!!"
"Don't worry, that's not possible. I know. I tried doing that with you because you used to be a lil bugger and kick me in the ribs and stuff."
Okay, that one didn't work. Try again. "Dad... Severus died!"
"He probably died of bordom! The lazy sod never has any fun!! Even before he knew he was pregnant he wouldn't have a Maoam Stripe you know."
Again, it didn't work, and he was sure that it would. then it struck Draco. Something that he had wanted to know for a long time. "Dad... am I... I mean... was I really related to mum?"
The bouncing stopped and Lucius knelt down next to Draco, his face one of severe concern. "What makes you say that baby?" he asked softly.
"Well not so long ago you were saying that you gave birth to me... which I understand... but how does mum come into all of this? Wouldn't it be her role in this family to give birth to me, because she can impregnant you."
Lucius nodded. "I would love to tell you that your mother was a man and have this conversation over and done with but I guess you're a little too old now to be listening to you old dad lie. Your mother was never able to have children, but more than anything she wanted kids, so the Powers That Be granted her a great gift."
Draco looked a little confused. "So she can make other people pregnant? So how did I get that 'Gift'? And how did Harry and Severus get it as well?"
"The gift itself is a sort of disease that can be passed to people. When you were born you got that gift from me, then when you slept with Harry he got it too and the same happened when me and Sev had a fling a few months back. But never look at it as a disease, it is a gift, and a rare one at that, never take it for granted."
Lucius hugged his son and then pulled back and sighed, digging his hand into his pocket. She looked at his son and smiled, holding out his hand. "Mars Bar?"
Somewhere up in the clouds, the Powers That Be passed around a box of Kleenex while listening in on Lucius as Draco's little talk.
Ten minutes later...
"COME ON NOW! YOU KNOW THE WORDS!" Draco shouted, and so the... melodious? deut began.
"I SEE THE WAY THAT YOU CHECK HIM OUT! WHEN YOU THINK I'M NOT AROUND! MENTALLY UNDRESSING HIM! WHOA-OH! TRYIN' TO SHUT ME DOWN! WELL YOU KNOW LAST NIGHT HE TOLD ME! ALL THOSE NASTY THINGS THAT YOU SAID! YOU ASKED IF HE GETS LONELY! NOW YOU'RE ASKING TO BE DEAD! GIRL FIGHT TONIGHT!"
"SHOO-BE-DO-BOP AND A SHOO-BOP-A RUN AWAY!" Lucius sang, going into the background.
"REVENGE IS GONNA BE SO SWEET! GIRL FIGHT TONIGHT!" Draco sang through a half muched bar of galaxy, fighting to open a milky way.
"SHOO-BE-DO-BOP AND A SHOO-BOP-A RUN AWAY!" Lucius struggled, his mouth parcially stuck closed by a semi-chewed fruit pastel.
"YOUR LIPS ARE GONNA KISS THE STREET!"
"YOU ONLY WANT HIM COZ I WANT HIM!" They deueted. "BACK OF GIRL OR ELSE! GIRL FIGHT TONIGHT!!!" And the smarites sprayed everywhere. The mini party carried on long into the night and by the morning, half of Slytherin was unable to stop humming 'Girl Fight Tonight', and several even found themself unconiciusly singing it.
Harry woke first and roled over. "AHHHHH!" he screamed, a scream that could have woken the dead.
"What? Where? What happened? I don't understand I'm so confused... AHHHH!" Severus added, also rolling over. The room was covered in wrappers and bits of disgarded sweets. A gum-wrapper chain was hanging around the four poster bed and somehow, Lucius and Draco had managed to squidge themselves into bed with Harry and Severus.
"This is way too weird. What the hell have I got myself into?" Harry said dejectedly, knowing deep down... that he was going to have to clean up the mess.
"I knwo just how you feel." Severus sighed and planted his head back on the pillow.
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