BLAH! Here we go again! The legal stuff! Now, as you may know, all the characters of FFVIII belong to Square-Enix, not to us.even thought we offered them a lot of money. (Well all that we had anyway!) Also, the characters of Noah and Christian belong to us.. Noah and I. so don't try to rip them off! Not that you would or anything. Also, we are aware that Christian and Noah are "normally" guys names but, we wanted to be different. OK! Thankz and enjoy Chapter 2!

Christian's Point of View

I hate the infirmary. Why bother? It's just a little blood, it won't kill me, or anyone else. I could have AIDS though. I should get that checked sometime. If I did, then my blood could kill someone. Neh, maybe later. I started walking towards MY dorm. "I swear, if Noah puts anything up, like Christopher Ralph, I swear, I'm gonna Ralph her!" When I opened the door she was already there laying on her bed. She was reading some sort of book, all Greek to me. She put her book down and looked at me.

"Sooooo Noah, how was your chat with Cid?" I bet she got in trouble. What's new, wait, that's my job! Damn her. She just shrugged her shoulders.

"Didja get in trouble?" Damn, why do I always say what I am thinking, that will get me in trouble one day. I should take lessons from my sister on being quiet. And again, she just shrugged her shoulders. Guess she's not feeling chatty. She musta got it good.

"Well, if you aren't going to talk to me then we are going to get some snackage. Come along now! Bring your stupid Greek book." She just held up her book. The title said something like Moby something or another, like I said it's all Greek to me.

She stood up and closed her foreign book. She then started walking out the door without me. "HEY! Wait for me!" I can't believe she is that hungry, to forget me. It is like some kind of sin. I also don't think she is in the best of moods today. To the lunchroom!

Right as Noah and I walked into the lunchroom I saw that crazy girl that wanted me to teach her how to catch a gunblade in her hands. I also saw the two "Fakers." I can't believe THEY are actually the gunblade specialists of the Garden. That's pitiful. I spotted a nice little table in the corner, bout five guys sitting there. "Perfect place to sit. Come on Noah! We're going man-hunting! Yee-haw!"

Noah and I sat down with the guys. I introduced us since Noah wasn't very chatty today, or, well, ever. I found out their names were Derek, Steve, Bill, Cosby, and Nida. Derek, Steve and Bill said that they like to be known as the "Trepe's." Like I know what that is.

"FOOOD FIGHT!!!!!!" I turned to see that crazy chick standing on a chair throwing tapioca pudding right into Steve's hair and at other random people.

"OH MY GOD! I JUST CONDITIONED!" Steve stood up on his chair and started throwing pudding. I couldn't help it, I just had this urge, I just had to grab a big handful of Noah's food, she wasn't eating it anyway. She did give me an evil glare though. "Now, whom should I throw this nice handful of mashed potatoes at?"

"Humm, how about." I took a quick glance around. "I'VE GOT IT!!!" I am going to die. I put my hand behind my back and made my way towards one of those "fakers." Once I got there I gave him my 'sexy' smile. He just looked at me.

"What do you want Christian?" He didn't sound amused.

"Stand up." I gave him my motherly look this time that no-one disobeys.

"What's this about?" He sounded annoyed.

"I don't think we were formally introduced." I stepped closer to him just inches away from his face. He didn't seem to move in those three seconds, so I closed the gap pretty quickly. I locked my lips to his forcing my tongue into his mouth. He didn't seem to refuse, and he wasn't that bad of a kisser either. I think I like this.

I looked out of the corner of my eye and saw that the other "faker" put his hand up to his head. He gave a disapproving headshake thingy. While he was doing that, I just pushed my body closer to the tall Blonde's body. Slowly I stuck my "free" hand between us and unzipped his pants, he just started kissing a bit more passionately. Man, he must be desperate. My other hand went down his pants with a giant handful of mashed potatoes.

The Blonde's eyes went wide as he quickly zipped up his pants and pushed me away. "You Fucking Bitch!" The other 'faker' just busted out laughing.

"Nice to meet you! I'm Christian." I started running quickly, far far away from him. "I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die." I ran past the Trepie table, grabbed my sister and continued running to our dorm.

What a wonderful way to start my rep at the Garden.