Sword- BOOM BOOM! I'm back!
Kish- tries to run away
Sword- pulls him back You know you love me! Just admit it!!
Kist- Nooo!! Never! Never in a million years!
Sword- Ooh, so hurtful big puppy dog eyes...
Tart- pops in Just start the fan fic!
Sword- Oh right. You have to read my first fan fic because (boom boom!) it's very important... because I'm not gonna waste anymore time telling you where we are in the story wags finger Anyway...
"Wha---?" the something in the wardrobe cried.
"What the heck are you?!?!" Sword cried back, pointing at the something. Right now, I feel it's the right time to use the commonly used phrase 'whatever insert name here was expecting, it wasn't this!'. Whatever Sword was expecting, it wasn't this!
"I am... erm... WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW?!?!"
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INTERMISSION
Kish-busts in YOU STUFF ME IN A WARBROBE AND---
Sword- Sh, you're ruining my intermission! Just a quick note- this is fan fiction! So don't go yelling at me if I get the personalities of a few characters wrong!
Kish- tries to run away
Sword- NO! WE NEED YOU! I CAN'T GO WITHOUT YOU!! GET BACK INTO THE WARDROBE!
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"Because, you just happen to be in my room at two AM, and you just happened to wake me up with your smells and sounds because I just happen to have a very sensitive nose and pair of ears, and you just happen to be full of sounds and smells!" (Snappy snappy, Swordy Swordy!)
"Well excuse me!" Kish snapped back. Sword sighed.
"Anyways, who are you and what are you doing here?"
"I'm... Um... I'm K-Kish and I'm from... I'm an... an ali-"
"WAIT! You said your name is Kish? So that's who they were talking about... Oh. Go on,"
"I'm... I knew Ichigo and... the others... and I'm... an alien! Bwahaha! Am I scary?"
"No. You're a freak who's obsessed with Ichigo. Not scary in the least... Look, I hate to break it to you, but I have to turn you in..."
"N-"
"To..."
"No--"
"MASAYA!" Sword called, in a threatening tone, "Masaya, Masaya, Masaya!!" Apparently she was loud enough because Masaya, Ichigo, Minto, Lettuce, Purin, and Zakouro, all half asleep, wandered into the doorway with sleepy yet questioning looks on their faces- and Sword could make out a hint of drool on Purin's.
"What is it?!?!" most of them asked- all at overlappig times.
"Break in! Break in! Break in by weird alien dude!"
"Kish? I thought you... but you said... you just... wanted... what?" Ichigo stammered, in a tone both demanding and worried, and of course, confuzzled (Sword to English translation= confuzed beyond all reason, and feeling fuzzy. Not really, but confuzzled with fuzzy made sense...) was added in, if only a hint of it.
"It's all a very, very long story... I left Earth, feeling as though I had fulfilled my purpose for you... and thinking that I was lucky, you didn't kill me, or let me be killed..." he shot a glance at Masaya (cough Blue kinght cough), "But... old habits die hard, and unfortunatly, it was harder than expected. Much harder. I finally decided I wanted to see you more than once, more than twice- I wanted to be here. As a friend, perhaps?" his ears sunk low at the last few words (sniffle he's so cute when he does that!). Maybe, Sword thought, this guy isn't as bad as they made him sound...
"..."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"..." Masaya was the first to break this icily loud silence.
"Well... what are we going to do?"
"Attic?" Suggested Ichigo, as if having an alien in the attic was no problem. (And if it was Kish I wouldn't mind either... ME-OW!)
"I'LL TAKE IT!" Kish bellowed happily.
Even though it sounds quite strange, Masaya, being the nice, sweet gentlemen he is (Masaya is taken, Masaya is taken, Masaya is taken...), Masaya accepted, and by the next day (after sleeping, of course!), the attic had a bed in it! Doesn't sound like much, eh? Well sorry, it's not all the time you wake up at two AM to find an alien in your wardrobe! Besides, Kish was totally capible of making his room all spiffy by himself, yes yes? Hai, hai?
Ichigo sat next to Masaya on the couch in the slightly cramped sitting/living/etc. room and sighed. It was so much like the old days except-
"Eek! Sorry Kish, I forgot you lived up here!" Lettuce could be heard from up the stairs, and soon she came down, hand on forehead, face slightly pink.
"Did you bump into Kish again, Lettuce?" Purin bounced down the stairs in a happy frenzy.
Not very shocking was the fact that she became more sugar high with every step she took, and today she was about to break her all-time-pretty-much-impossible-to-beat-record of sugar-highness. Now the author must get something out of her- wheeeeeeeeeeeee wooo! Whee WO OOH! WHOO HOO HEE NUUU!!! Boom baby, boom it babe! Boomidy boom-y boom! Boom it! BOOM BOOM! Boom boom goes the bass on the radio, boom boom! Boom boom! SHOUT IT LOUD! BOOM! C'mon, baby, let's BANG THIS PLACE TO BOOMITY BITS! Alright, I'm done. Anyways. A few patterns seemed to be noticed. Zakouro stayed to herself in her room, but suddenly- perhaps she noticed that there was no way around the fact she was stuck in a nut house- started to come out more. She laughed. Laughed, I tell you! Purin was toning it down- but of course she still stayed Purin, she could just go to bed easier. Lettuce started to take it easier, still nervous, jumpy, Lettuce, just with a little less jump. Minto- oh, how can I say this? Minto became... human...? No. I guess you can say it for sure; she lost her snotty ways. Still sarcastic. Sarcastic as possible. Ichigo took it all in... People change, she would tell herself, but... what about the fact that we're friends? What about that? Instantly, Masaya noticed that worried look on her face at all times.
"What's wrong?" he would ask, but Ichigo just smiled back.
"Nothing, just a little tired! "
And each day Ichigo became less and less worried. And each day she reminded herself, nothing will pull, push, or tear it all away.
Meanwhile, Sword spent a lot of time talking to Kish-
"How'd you find this place anyways?"
"I used a map..."
"You mean you can read English?!?!"
"No. It was a Japanese map,"
"So you can read Japanese?"
"Grr! I'm talking Japanese, aren't I?" (I know I'm typing this in English but... you get my drift, right?)
"I guess so," Sword said, spreading out her arms, "I mean, in this world- no, maybe I should say universe- O.K, universe, we are all capable of many things! You have every right to find this place in any way you choose, even if you asked a hamster for directions!"
Silence followed. And then,
"Why do you talk to me so much?"
"I found you in my wardrobe, didn't I? If you've touched my socks then--" Purin burst in with Lettuce behind her (wonder if a game of tag was going on?)
"Sword! Do you want to go to the mall with-" Lettuce started, but Purin filled in the blanks.
"Ichigo, Minto, Lettuce, Zakouro, and me?"
Sword looked at Kish for a split second before answering.
"Sure, that'd be cool." she said simply and walked out the door.
"SPILL IT!" Purin demanded immeadiatly.
"Spill what?" Lettuce and Sword asked, both at the same time.
"What's goin' on with you? We never see you, you're always with Kish! You have to be doing something!" Purin shot back, spreading her arms out wide to make it very clear.
Sword didn't answer until the reached the bottom of the stairs. Why does she have to be on me for talking to someone?
"Well, we're friends. What did you think was happening? We talk- or rather, maybe we sort of argue. But the point is, I consider us friends-"
"So what about us?" Purin asked, sounding somewhat hurt, "Aren't we frends... Sword?"
"Well, I guess I could agree... It has been... you know. Mealtime- 'hey guys!' you eat, then go back upstairs... makes us wonder..."
"Of course we're friends!" Sword exclaimed, still walking, and by now had reached the door, "I have to help Masaya with all the research he does... and... I'm sorry. I'll try to spend a little less time in the attic," just as she finished, Ichigo, Minto, and Zakouro came in.
"Hey! Sword, you decided to come? We never see you anymore..." Ichigo looked at Sword as if she had vanished into thin air for years and that this was the first they had seen of her since. It had really only been three days...
"Of course I wanted to come! I mean... I've been in the attic all day for two days! I'm trying to- ahem- break my addiction!"
"Addiction? To Kish?!?! What's going on?" Minto asked suspiciously. Is it a crime to make friends with aliens around here? Oh... wait. He did sort of crush on Ichigo, maybe that has something to do with it.
"We're friends! That's it! I talk at him in the attic... he even asked me why I talked to him so much! Guess I'd better take that hint, huh?" If you couldn't tell, she's being desperate to add laughs, but as that didn't work...
"Are we going to stand around here talking or what?" Subject change! Whoo-hoo!
Being at a mall was a lot more fun than Sword had expected. Back in Nagasaki, everything was 'Oh, you want something? Internetis the way to go!' and sure, it was nice, everything there, that sort of thing, but being in a store with people- and of course, getting the things you buy the moment you pay for it- was so... awesome. But this isn't about Sword- it's about all of them.
Purin poked at a bracelet in one of the stores.
"This isn't a normal bracelet! It's made of gel feeling stuff! Eee!"
"..." Zakouro inspected it silently, then her report-
"It won't give you a rash. It's all safe,"
"Ooh, Zakouro, you know so much!" gushed Minto in that I-admire-you-echo-echo-echo voice.
"Let's go to the food court," Ichigo suggested.
"British food! Whoo!" (guess who?) Purin said excitedly.
"I've never had British food..." (guess.) Lettuce murmured.
"It's O.K, Lettuce, I see some of the signs... mostly pizza, burgers, Chinese food- that sort of stuff," Minto assured her, craning her neck to see all of the signs. Here they are-
Brets Burgers and Fries ("Bret?")
Dragon Chinese ("Cheeeeezzzy!")
Rainbow of Smoothies ("Something tells me...")
Frosty! (Ice Cream)
P-I-Z-Z-A Yumm!! ("Oh, Grease. Goody.")
Vegetarian Treat! ("Tofu, fruit salad, joyness!")
Joys BakeryCakesMuffinsMuch more!
There were many more, but I'm running out of ideas and space!
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After selections were made...
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Ichigo sipped a strawberry slurpee (Or slushee, or slush puppy, or... um... iced treat?) from Frosty! And we still have four weeks together... she thought. Suddenl, a loud screaming broke through the mall.
"Don't! Noo! Help me!"
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Sword- I'm back! Heh heh heh. Did you like it? Yes... finally, a battle! Whoo!
Kish- You made me sleep in the attic because--?
Sword- Aw, Kish! huggles
Tart- Yeah, Kish, hug your girlfriend!
Sword- I'm his girlfriend! Whoo!
Kish- She's my girlfriend...? Nuu!
Sword- Anyway, I hope that wasn't to much of a cliffhanger thingy ma bob! WHOOT!!!
Kish- tries to run away
Sword- pulls him back You know you love me! Just admit it!!
Kist- Nooo!! Never! Never in a million years!
Sword- Ooh, so hurtful big puppy dog eyes...
Tart- pops in Just start the fan fic!
Sword- Oh right. You have to read my first fan fic because (boom boom!) it's very important... because I'm not gonna waste anymore time telling you where we are in the story wags finger Anyway...
"Wha---?" the something in the wardrobe cried.
"What the heck are you?!?!" Sword cried back, pointing at the something. Right now, I feel it's the right time to use the commonly used phrase 'whatever insert name here was expecting, it wasn't this!'. Whatever Sword was expecting, it wasn't this!
"I am... erm... WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW?!?!"
=============================================================================================================
INTERMISSION
Kish-busts in YOU STUFF ME IN A WARBROBE AND---
Sword- Sh, you're ruining my intermission! Just a quick note- this is fan fiction! So don't go yelling at me if I get the personalities of a few characters wrong!
Kish- tries to run away
Sword- NO! WE NEED YOU! I CAN'T GO WITHOUT YOU!! GET BACK INTO THE WARDROBE!
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"Because, you just happen to be in my room at two AM, and you just happened to wake me up with your smells and sounds because I just happen to have a very sensitive nose and pair of ears, and you just happen to be full of sounds and smells!" (Snappy snappy, Swordy Swordy!)
"Well excuse me!" Kish snapped back. Sword sighed.
"Anyways, who are you and what are you doing here?"
"I'm... Um... I'm K-Kish and I'm from... I'm an... an ali-"
"WAIT! You said your name is Kish? So that's who they were talking about... Oh. Go on,"
"I'm... I knew Ichigo and... the others... and I'm... an alien! Bwahaha! Am I scary?"
"No. You're a freak who's obsessed with Ichigo. Not scary in the least... Look, I hate to break it to you, but I have to turn you in..."
"N-"
"To..."
"No--"
"MASAYA!" Sword called, in a threatening tone, "Masaya, Masaya, Masaya!!" Apparently she was loud enough because Masaya, Ichigo, Minto, Lettuce, Purin, and Zakouro, all half asleep, wandered into the doorway with sleepy yet questioning looks on their faces- and Sword could make out a hint of drool on Purin's.
"What is it?!?!" most of them asked- all at overlappig times.
"Break in! Break in! Break in by weird alien dude!"
"Kish? I thought you... but you said... you just... wanted... what?" Ichigo stammered, in a tone both demanding and worried, and of course, confuzzled (Sword to English translation= confuzed beyond all reason, and feeling fuzzy. Not really, but confuzzled with fuzzy made sense...) was added in, if only a hint of it.
"It's all a very, very long story... I left Earth, feeling as though I had fulfilled my purpose for you... and thinking that I was lucky, you didn't kill me, or let me be killed..." he shot a glance at Masaya (cough Blue kinght cough), "But... old habits die hard, and unfortunatly, it was harder than expected. Much harder. I finally decided I wanted to see you more than once, more than twice- I wanted to be here. As a friend, perhaps?" his ears sunk low at the last few words (sniffle he's so cute when he does that!). Maybe, Sword thought, this guy isn't as bad as they made him sound...
"..."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"..." Masaya was the first to break this icily loud silence.
"Well... what are we going to do?"
"Attic?" Suggested Ichigo, as if having an alien in the attic was no problem. (And if it was Kish I wouldn't mind either... ME-OW!)
"I'LL TAKE IT!" Kish bellowed happily.
Even though it sounds quite strange, Masaya, being the nice, sweet gentlemen he is (Masaya is taken, Masaya is taken, Masaya is taken...), Masaya accepted, and by the next day (after sleeping, of course!), the attic had a bed in it! Doesn't sound like much, eh? Well sorry, it's not all the time you wake up at two AM to find an alien in your wardrobe! Besides, Kish was totally capible of making his room all spiffy by himself, yes yes? Hai, hai?
Ichigo sat next to Masaya on the couch in the slightly cramped sitting/living/etc. room and sighed. It was so much like the old days except-
"Eek! Sorry Kish, I forgot you lived up here!" Lettuce could be heard from up the stairs, and soon she came down, hand on forehead, face slightly pink.
"Did you bump into Kish again, Lettuce?" Purin bounced down the stairs in a happy frenzy.
Not very shocking was the fact that she became more sugar high with every step she took, and today she was about to break her all-time-pretty-much-impossible-to-beat-record of sugar-highness. Now the author must get something out of her- wheeeeeeeeeeeee wooo! Whee WO OOH! WHOO HOO HEE NUUU!!! Boom baby, boom it babe! Boomidy boom-y boom! Boom it! BOOM BOOM! Boom boom goes the bass on the radio, boom boom! Boom boom! SHOUT IT LOUD! BOOM! C'mon, baby, let's BANG THIS PLACE TO BOOMITY BITS! Alright, I'm done. Anyways. A few patterns seemed to be noticed. Zakouro stayed to herself in her room, but suddenly- perhaps she noticed that there was no way around the fact she was stuck in a nut house- started to come out more. She laughed. Laughed, I tell you! Purin was toning it down- but of course she still stayed Purin, she could just go to bed easier. Lettuce started to take it easier, still nervous, jumpy, Lettuce, just with a little less jump. Minto- oh, how can I say this? Minto became... human...? No. I guess you can say it for sure; she lost her snotty ways. Still sarcastic. Sarcastic as possible. Ichigo took it all in... People change, she would tell herself, but... what about the fact that we're friends? What about that? Instantly, Masaya noticed that worried look on her face at all times.
"What's wrong?" he would ask, but Ichigo just smiled back.
"Nothing, just a little tired! "
And each day Ichigo became less and less worried. And each day she reminded herself, nothing will pull, push, or tear it all away.
Meanwhile, Sword spent a lot of time talking to Kish-
"How'd you find this place anyways?"
"I used a map..."
"You mean you can read English?!?!"
"No. It was a Japanese map,"
"So you can read Japanese?"
"Grr! I'm talking Japanese, aren't I?" (I know I'm typing this in English but... you get my drift, right?)
"I guess so," Sword said, spreading out her arms, "I mean, in this world- no, maybe I should say universe- O.K, universe, we are all capable of many things! You have every right to find this place in any way you choose, even if you asked a hamster for directions!"
Silence followed. And then,
"Why do you talk to me so much?"
"I found you in my wardrobe, didn't I? If you've touched my socks then--" Purin burst in with Lettuce behind her (wonder if a game of tag was going on?)
"Sword! Do you want to go to the mall with-" Lettuce started, but Purin filled in the blanks.
"Ichigo, Minto, Lettuce, Zakouro, and me?"
Sword looked at Kish for a split second before answering.
"Sure, that'd be cool." she said simply and walked out the door.
"SPILL IT!" Purin demanded immeadiatly.
"Spill what?" Lettuce and Sword asked, both at the same time.
"What's goin' on with you? We never see you, you're always with Kish! You have to be doing something!" Purin shot back, spreading her arms out wide to make it very clear.
Sword didn't answer until the reached the bottom of the stairs. Why does she have to be on me for talking to someone?
"Well, we're friends. What did you think was happening? We talk- or rather, maybe we sort of argue. But the point is, I consider us friends-"
"So what about us?" Purin asked, sounding somewhat hurt, "Aren't we frends... Sword?"
"Well, I guess I could agree... It has been... you know. Mealtime- 'hey guys!' you eat, then go back upstairs... makes us wonder..."
"Of course we're friends!" Sword exclaimed, still walking, and by now had reached the door, "I have to help Masaya with all the research he does... and... I'm sorry. I'll try to spend a little less time in the attic," just as she finished, Ichigo, Minto, and Zakouro came in.
"Hey! Sword, you decided to come? We never see you anymore..." Ichigo looked at Sword as if she had vanished into thin air for years and that this was the first they had seen of her since. It had really only been three days...
"Of course I wanted to come! I mean... I've been in the attic all day for two days! I'm trying to- ahem- break my addiction!"
"Addiction? To Kish?!?! What's going on?" Minto asked suspiciously. Is it a crime to make friends with aliens around here? Oh... wait. He did sort of crush on Ichigo, maybe that has something to do with it.
"We're friends! That's it! I talk at him in the attic... he even asked me why I talked to him so much! Guess I'd better take that hint, huh?" If you couldn't tell, she's being desperate to add laughs, but as that didn't work...
"Are we going to stand around here talking or what?" Subject change! Whoo-hoo!
Being at a mall was a lot more fun than Sword had expected. Back in Nagasaki, everything was 'Oh, you want something? Internetis the way to go!' and sure, it was nice, everything there, that sort of thing, but being in a store with people- and of course, getting the things you buy the moment you pay for it- was so... awesome. But this isn't about Sword- it's about all of them.
Purin poked at a bracelet in one of the stores.
"This isn't a normal bracelet! It's made of gel feeling stuff! Eee!"
"..." Zakouro inspected it silently, then her report-
"It won't give you a rash. It's all safe,"
"Ooh, Zakouro, you know so much!" gushed Minto in that I-admire-you-echo-echo-echo voice.
"Let's go to the food court," Ichigo suggested.
"British food! Whoo!" (guess who?) Purin said excitedly.
"I've never had British food..." (guess.) Lettuce murmured.
"It's O.K, Lettuce, I see some of the signs... mostly pizza, burgers, Chinese food- that sort of stuff," Minto assured her, craning her neck to see all of the signs. Here they are-
Brets Burgers and Fries ("Bret?")
Dragon Chinese ("Cheeeeezzzy!")
Rainbow of Smoothies ("Something tells me...")
Frosty! (Ice Cream)
P-I-Z-Z-A Yumm!! ("Oh, Grease. Goody.")
Vegetarian Treat! ("Tofu, fruit salad, joyness!")
Joys BakeryCakesMuffinsMuch more!
There were many more, but I'm running out of ideas and space!
=============================================================================================================
After selections were made...
=============================================================================================================
Ichigo sipped a strawberry slurpee (Or slushee, or slush puppy, or... um... iced treat?) from Frosty! And we still have four weeks together... she thought. Suddenl, a loud screaming broke through the mall.
"Don't! Noo! Help me!"
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Sword- I'm back! Heh heh heh. Did you like it? Yes... finally, a battle! Whoo!
Kish- You made me sleep in the attic because--?
Sword- Aw, Kish! huggles
Tart- Yeah, Kish, hug your girlfriend!
Sword- I'm his girlfriend! Whoo!
Kish- She's my girlfriend...? Nuu!
Sword- Anyway, I hope that wasn't to much of a cliffhanger thingy ma bob! WHOOT!!!