Kyuu: AH! Reviews! I'm in shock! Thank you, though! Umm, I would reply them, but I'm not sure if that's aloud... I think I read somewhere it wasn't... Oh, well! Read on!
Note: Just cause I feel like saying this, Naruto and Sakura, and Sasuke are all 17, but chibified Sasuke is like 5 or 6... okay... I'm done...
Disclaimer: I don't own it... But I do own, -!!! ... Nothing... Damn.... #$%&()!#$%&()!#$%&()!#$%&()!#$%&()!#$%&()
"Well... Okay, for starters, IT'S ALL SAKURA'S FAULT!!!"
Naruto covered his ears as the chibified Sasuke screeched on the top of his lungs. 'What The Hell? Whatever transformed Sasuke is definitely going to his head...' Naruto thought to himself.
"Okay, Sasuke, tell me how it actually happened..."
"Huh? Oh, sure..." Sasuke sighed and plopped on to the ground next to Naruto. 'Yup...It's definitely going to his head... Sasuke's being WAY too friendly with me... He's acting like a normal person...' Naruto shuddered a little at the thought of Sasuke being, in the slightest way, normal.
"Okay... Where, oh where to begin...? Oh yes... It all started this morning..."
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'Beep! Beep! Beep!'
One onyx eye opened halfway as the annoying beeping of the alarm clock continued on. Sasuke sighed and sat up on his bed and turned around to look at his alarm clock. His left eye started twitching at an alarming rate and with one swift movement, he slammed the top of the alarm clock, officially breaking it to bits.
"Damn... There goes another one..." Sasuke sighed and picked up the massacred alarm clock. He got off his bed and walked over to his wood desk, opening a rather large drawer. In the drawer lay a bunch of broken alarm clocks. He sighed and threw the new addition in as well.
The black haired boy, sighing again, got up and walked over to his closet, he changed into his clothes for the day, not really caring what he looked like. Sasuke was about to leave his room, but decided it would be smart to check outside his window first. Just to be safe.
When he opened the blinds, there were luckily no insane fangirls waiting for him by his door. Sasuke nearly yelled in victory, but wouldn't, because he knew that if someone were watching, he'd never here the end of it. And that... Would suck.
Sasuke began his decent down the stairs. He almost was grinning like an idiot because of the lack of fangirls at his window, but if he did that he wouldn't be Sasuke. So instead, he remained cold and stoic, like always. When he got to the end of the stairs, he noticed a small package on his kitchen table. It had a small tag on it, that read, 'For Sasuke-Kun'.
"Damn... They're starting to break into my house... That sucks..."
Sasuke decided to ignore the package, and began to look for something to eat. But, to his dismay, he found that there was nothing in his entire house.
Sasuke's left eye started twitching again, but this time, even faster.
"Look, whoever the fuck you are, I'm presuming your in still in my house, and watching my every move. If your that desperate for my attention, that you rid my house of all it's food, except for whatever's in that little package, I just want you to know that your utterly, totally, and completely pathetic. And I ain't eating whatever is in that package. So bleh!" Sasuke stuck out his tongue and crossed his arms, not really caring that he was acting very immaturely. "I'm not even hungry, anyway!"
Then, as if Whatever God was watching wanted simply to piss Sasuke off, the boy's stomach growled, rather loudly.
Green eyes that were watching the boy nearly glittered. Her plan was actually working! 'Hell yeah!'
"Well shit... Fine..." Sasuke walked wearily towards the bright pink package. He sighed and picked it up, trying to figure out what it was. Finally giving up, Sasuke opened the wrapping to reveal cookies.
"Huh... So that's what they always make me..." See, Sasuke never knew what was in the packages, since he always just threw them out, without bothering to look inside.
"Well I hope you're happy!" Sasuke yelled at his house. "Curse human needs..." With that, Sasuke took one of the cookies and threw it into his mouth... Of course, that was a deadly mistake.
The second after Sasuke swallowed, he felt something within him start to shrink. He clutched at his stomach and started coughing violently. Then there was blackness.
"Sasuke-Chan! Yay! Your up! Now we can have lots of fun!!!" There was Sakura, standing in his doorway, holding a bunch of different things, one of which was a rope.
"Holy... Shit... AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" With that, Sasuke just ran. He ran for his very life, towards the park for some reason he didn't know, and of course, Sakura followed him.. And that was where this all started.
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"Yup..." The Chibified Sasuke nodded officially. "That's what happened."
Naruto stared at him, eyes wide. "Really?"
"Yes... What? You don't believe me?!?!"
"No I do... It's just... Sakura's the bad guy here?"
"Yes... The evil bitch..."
"I think we should go to the Hokage... Come on!!!" Naruto grabbed Sasuke's shrunk wrist and pulled him towards the Hokage's office.
"What? NO! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!! Wait! Seriously! NARUTO!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Kyuu: I dunno why, but I liked writing this chapter... It was fun! And please, I KNOW it's way OOC, but, what can I say? It's my first Naruto fic, ever... So, bleh... Review please!!!