Kyuu: AH! /Smashes head against the comp/ I'm SORRY! I haven't updated... Oh well. It happens. MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Fairies! (Don't ask...) Yay! Read on!
Disclaimer: This is the last time I'm doing this... I don't own it!
"Na-Ru-TOOOO!!! STOP!!!" Sasuke screamed.
"Sasuke! You're SIX! You need help! We need to go to the HOKAGE!" Naruto yelled back. "Get it through your thick head! Sheesh." The blonde just kept heading towards the Hokage's place, ignoring Sasuke's pleas.
'Damn it, damn it, damn it... Wait... Heheheheheheheheh...' Sasuke's dark eyes lit up. He had a perfect, though slightly evil, plan. Once he spotted a few people, Sasuke set his plan into action.
"AIYIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!! Help! Help! HE'S A BOY-HUNGRY PEDO-"Naruto luckily realized what Sasuke was going to say before he finished and slammed his hand over the Chibi's mouth.
A few of the innocent people passing by turned to look at the two, but dismissed it. Naruto sighed in relief before glaring at Sasuke.
"What the HELL!?!?"
"It got you to stop, didn't it?" The chibi replied once he got Naruto's hand off his mouth.
"Okay fine, Sasuke-CHAN," Naruto grinned evilly at Sasuke, who looked ready to murder. "If you don't want to go to the Hokage that bad, What do you suggest we do about... Your little condition?"
Sasuke glared before answering, "I don't know! I just don't want anyone else finding out!"
"Really?" Naruto asked, a finger on his chin.
"Yes, damn it, really!"
A passer-byer gasped. "Little boy! How could you use such language!?" The woman yelled, waving a finger in Sasuke's face. Naruto nearly died trying to hold in his laughter.
"Yeah, whatever, bitch. Now fuck off, would you?" Sasuke replied plainly, crossing his arms in front of his chest. The lady gasped, glared, and walked off, muttering about, 'kids these days!' and whatnot. Sasuke pulled one eyelid down and stuck out his tongue at the lady's retreating back.
"Nice one Sasuke. Telling off old people..." Naruto shook his head. "Well whatever... Have fun finding a cure!" With that, the blonde set off towards the exit of the park.
Sasuke stared at Naruto's back for a few moments, his mouth agape. After almost a full minute, he finally snapped out of it and ran after the blonde.
"But! NARUTO! You can't LEAVE me! You need to HELP!!! And keep me away from Sakura..." Sasuke yelled running after Naruto with inhumanely fast little kid speed. When Sasuke reached his target, he grabbed onto Naruto's leg, in a rather pathetic fashion.
Naruto sighed and stopped walking to look down at the chibi. "You know, whatever was in the cookies is really going to your head..." Sasuke stuck his tongue out at him. "But whatever... I guess I'll help you..." Sasuke's face lit up a bit at this. "IF you treat me to Ramen for a full week!!!"
Chibi Sasuke sighed. 'Curse Naruto...' "Fine... But ONLY if you find the cure!"
"Okay! Let's go find a cure then!!!"
Naruto ran off, with Sasuke protesting about something else, and all was well. Except, the two boys didn't notice the two pairs of eyes that followed them... EVERYWHERE... MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA!!! Sorry... Narrator shutting up now...
Kyuu: Yeah... It sucks... I know... Well I have an excuse! Life has bee a bitch lately. This guy I don't know in my family died (But my mom knows him so...), My grandpa's in the hospital, my grandma needs to GO to a mental hospital... What more can I say? Bleh... --' Oh well... Review, ne? Please?
Disclaimer: This is the last time I'm doing this... I don't own it!
"Na-Ru-TOOOO!!! STOP!!!" Sasuke screamed.
"Sasuke! You're SIX! You need help! We need to go to the HOKAGE!" Naruto yelled back. "Get it through your thick head! Sheesh." The blonde just kept heading towards the Hokage's place, ignoring Sasuke's pleas.
'Damn it, damn it, damn it... Wait... Heheheheheheheheh...' Sasuke's dark eyes lit up. He had a perfect, though slightly evil, plan. Once he spotted a few people, Sasuke set his plan into action.
"AIYIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!! Help! Help! HE'S A BOY-HUNGRY PEDO-"Naruto luckily realized what Sasuke was going to say before he finished and slammed his hand over the Chibi's mouth.
A few of the innocent people passing by turned to look at the two, but dismissed it. Naruto sighed in relief before glaring at Sasuke.
"What the HELL!?!?"
"It got you to stop, didn't it?" The chibi replied once he got Naruto's hand off his mouth.
"Okay fine, Sasuke-CHAN," Naruto grinned evilly at Sasuke, who looked ready to murder. "If you don't want to go to the Hokage that bad, What do you suggest we do about... Your little condition?"
Sasuke glared before answering, "I don't know! I just don't want anyone else finding out!"
"Really?" Naruto asked, a finger on his chin.
"Yes, damn it, really!"
A passer-byer gasped. "Little boy! How could you use such language!?" The woman yelled, waving a finger in Sasuke's face. Naruto nearly died trying to hold in his laughter.
"Yeah, whatever, bitch. Now fuck off, would you?" Sasuke replied plainly, crossing his arms in front of his chest. The lady gasped, glared, and walked off, muttering about, 'kids these days!' and whatnot. Sasuke pulled one eyelid down and stuck out his tongue at the lady's retreating back.
"Nice one Sasuke. Telling off old people..." Naruto shook his head. "Well whatever... Have fun finding a cure!" With that, the blonde set off towards the exit of the park.
Sasuke stared at Naruto's back for a few moments, his mouth agape. After almost a full minute, he finally snapped out of it and ran after the blonde.
"But! NARUTO! You can't LEAVE me! You need to HELP!!! And keep me away from Sakura..." Sasuke yelled running after Naruto with inhumanely fast little kid speed. When Sasuke reached his target, he grabbed onto Naruto's leg, in a rather pathetic fashion.
Naruto sighed and stopped walking to look down at the chibi. "You know, whatever was in the cookies is really going to your head..." Sasuke stuck his tongue out at him. "But whatever... I guess I'll help you..." Sasuke's face lit up a bit at this. "IF you treat me to Ramen for a full week!!!"
Chibi Sasuke sighed. 'Curse Naruto...' "Fine... But ONLY if you find the cure!"
"Okay! Let's go find a cure then!!!"
Naruto ran off, with Sasuke protesting about something else, and all was well. Except, the two boys didn't notice the two pairs of eyes that followed them... EVERYWHERE... MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA!!! Sorry... Narrator shutting up now...
Kyuu: Yeah... It sucks... I know... Well I have an excuse! Life has bee a bitch lately. This guy I don't know in my family died (But my mom knows him so...), My grandpa's in the hospital, my grandma needs to GO to a mental hospital... What more can I say? Bleh... --' Oh well... Review, ne? Please?