Chapter 3-Insert good title here
"Like, WOAH!!! My TOTALLY evil plan is nearing completion! DUDE!!!"
Stoned Hawke was grinning as he looked at the army he had managed to assemble in the two chapters that had passed since his last appearance. It was absolutely massive in size, which is also a massive plot hole in itself. How did he get an army that big in such a small amount of time. And another thing-
"GET ON WITH IT!!!"
Ah, sorry. Where was I? Oh, yes. He was currently inspecting his massive army. It was so incredibly big and well trained that none of the armies in VG World could stand up to it. Especially at this early stage of the fic, where no one's heard of him yet. But soon they will all ph34r the name of...STONED HAWKE!!!
"LIKE, MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
As he continued his look around the army, he noticed one person looked slightly more...livingly impaired than the rest. And sure enough, when he asked her name, she replied in a dull moan "Braaaaaaaaaaains..."
Now, Stoned Hawke was a professional evil dude, and he knew exactly how to deal with zombies. He screamed in a high-pitched tone, and ran, his arms flailing in the air wildly. The zombie formally known as Sami sighed. "Goddamit. Can't a zombie make a living?"
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Zombie Sami was one of the variously strange, rare characters in a fic that shouldn't be there for the simple reason that with them, logic would die forever, the four horsemen would arrive in the fic, and merry hell would ensue. Usually this is because the character is completely insane, but in the case of Zombie Sami, it's the opposite. She's the only character in this fic with any common sense left in her. Of course, she couldn't live, but she was already dead, providing a loophole for her to skip through and take part in this fic.
Unbeknownst to her, she was going to become the heroine of this story, which means she gets to look forward to being kidnapped, emotionally breaking down, and kissing the hero, Stoned Sturm. I'm sure if she knew, she'd wish to be dead again.
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Meanwhile, in the FF Kingdom, someone far eviller was busy. But not doing evil things, he was so evil that he didn't need to do them anymore. No, he was running from a legion of fangirls coming behind him.
"OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!! SEPHY-SAN KAWAIIIIIIIII!!! "
Sephiroth, the One Winged Angel, the kicker of Aerith's ass, and other odd nicknames, was currently being chased down the street by a rampaging army of fangirls. He sighed, why did he have to be so popular??? He was answered by yells of "KAWAIIIIIIII "
He ran on to a airport. "Huh? I think I could use this airport to my advantage!" he said to no one in particular, before hijacking a two seater plane, piloting it effortlessly, leaving the fangirls trailing behind, screaming blue murder. Sephiroth grinned. He flew on towards Macro Land.
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Stoned Sturm had begun his search for the author, but where was he now? Currently, Stoned Sturm was looking in a hotel. This hotel was owned by none other than Hachi, seeing as he owned everything in Macro Land by selling his children to make enough money to buy everything. But just now he was in a bar.
"Anyone seen the author?"
Everyone shook their head. They had no idea who this person was, only that he smelled of cannabis and wore the weirdest clothes imaginable. However, one person suddenly yelled "I KNOW WHO YOU SPEAK OF!!!" Everyone turned to see who this person was, and instantly regretted it, for this was the scariest person in Macro Land.
Stoned Sturm looked at this man. He had no hands or legs, due to self- mutilation. He was trying to balance his glass of water on his lips so he could properly swallow. Yes, this was the scariest man in Macro Land, but still, Stoned Sturm had to ask "Who...are you?"
The man grinned. "Sober Adder's my name. Now, follow me and I'll take you to the author." At this, he looked at the button on his table, and smacked it with his stump. At once, he started hovering two feet above the air. "Come on!"
Stoned Sturm sighed, before following him. He better not be a main character, he thought.
- - - - -
Zombie Sami walked silently through the willow trees surrounding Stoned Hawke's TOTALLY evil lair. Just because she didn't breathe, or defied every law of God, man and death doesn't mean she should be treated differently. Bleh...
This is where she decided to run. So she did. She ran as far as she could from the Lair, and kept on running until her leg fell off. "GODDAMMIT!!!" she yelled. She could reattach legs no problem, it was just that it took ages to do so. She sighed as she took out the superglue. "My life sucks."
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As the author finished this incredibly bad chapter, he looked at the amount of reviews he had gotten. "HUH??? TWO!!! Well, that's rather not enough. How can I get more reviews?" He looked at the current review for the second chapter, and grinned. "Yup, I really do have too much time on my hands. Hehehe...ah well."
Then, using his amazing powers, he started to look at the readers and yelled "REVIEW!!!!" Satisfied that would work, he finished the chapter.
"Like, WOAH!!! My TOTALLY evil plan is nearing completion! DUDE!!!"
Stoned Hawke was grinning as he looked at the army he had managed to assemble in the two chapters that had passed since his last appearance. It was absolutely massive in size, which is also a massive plot hole in itself. How did he get an army that big in such a small amount of time. And another thing-
"GET ON WITH IT!!!"
Ah, sorry. Where was I? Oh, yes. He was currently inspecting his massive army. It was so incredibly big and well trained that none of the armies in VG World could stand up to it. Especially at this early stage of the fic, where no one's heard of him yet. But soon they will all ph34r the name of...STONED HAWKE!!!
"LIKE, MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
As he continued his look around the army, he noticed one person looked slightly more...livingly impaired than the rest. And sure enough, when he asked her name, she replied in a dull moan "Braaaaaaaaaaains..."
Now, Stoned Hawke was a professional evil dude, and he knew exactly how to deal with zombies. He screamed in a high-pitched tone, and ran, his arms flailing in the air wildly. The zombie formally known as Sami sighed. "Goddamit. Can't a zombie make a living?"
- - - - -
Zombie Sami was one of the variously strange, rare characters in a fic that shouldn't be there for the simple reason that with them, logic would die forever, the four horsemen would arrive in the fic, and merry hell would ensue. Usually this is because the character is completely insane, but in the case of Zombie Sami, it's the opposite. She's the only character in this fic with any common sense left in her. Of course, she couldn't live, but she was already dead, providing a loophole for her to skip through and take part in this fic.
Unbeknownst to her, she was going to become the heroine of this story, which means she gets to look forward to being kidnapped, emotionally breaking down, and kissing the hero, Stoned Sturm. I'm sure if she knew, she'd wish to be dead again.
- - - - -
Meanwhile, in the FF Kingdom, someone far eviller was busy. But not doing evil things, he was so evil that he didn't need to do them anymore. No, he was running from a legion of fangirls coming behind him.
"OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!! SEPHY-SAN KAWAIIIIIIIII!!! "
Sephiroth, the One Winged Angel, the kicker of Aerith's ass, and other odd nicknames, was currently being chased down the street by a rampaging army of fangirls. He sighed, why did he have to be so popular??? He was answered by yells of "KAWAIIIIIIII "
He ran on to a airport. "Huh? I think I could use this airport to my advantage!" he said to no one in particular, before hijacking a two seater plane, piloting it effortlessly, leaving the fangirls trailing behind, screaming blue murder. Sephiroth grinned. He flew on towards Macro Land.
- - - - -
Stoned Sturm had begun his search for the author, but where was he now? Currently, Stoned Sturm was looking in a hotel. This hotel was owned by none other than Hachi, seeing as he owned everything in Macro Land by selling his children to make enough money to buy everything. But just now he was in a bar.
"Anyone seen the author?"
Everyone shook their head. They had no idea who this person was, only that he smelled of cannabis and wore the weirdest clothes imaginable. However, one person suddenly yelled "I KNOW WHO YOU SPEAK OF!!!" Everyone turned to see who this person was, and instantly regretted it, for this was the scariest person in Macro Land.
Stoned Sturm looked at this man. He had no hands or legs, due to self- mutilation. He was trying to balance his glass of water on his lips so he could properly swallow. Yes, this was the scariest man in Macro Land, but still, Stoned Sturm had to ask "Who...are you?"
The man grinned. "Sober Adder's my name. Now, follow me and I'll take you to the author." At this, he looked at the button on his table, and smacked it with his stump. At once, he started hovering two feet above the air. "Come on!"
Stoned Sturm sighed, before following him. He better not be a main character, he thought.
- - - - -
Zombie Sami walked silently through the willow trees surrounding Stoned Hawke's TOTALLY evil lair. Just because she didn't breathe, or defied every law of God, man and death doesn't mean she should be treated differently. Bleh...
This is where she decided to run. So she did. She ran as far as she could from the Lair, and kept on running until her leg fell off. "GODDAMMIT!!!" she yelled. She could reattach legs no problem, it was just that it took ages to do so. She sighed as she took out the superglue. "My life sucks."
- - - - -
As the author finished this incredibly bad chapter, he looked at the amount of reviews he had gotten. "HUH??? TWO!!! Well, that's rather not enough. How can I get more reviews?" He looked at the current review for the second chapter, and grinned. "Yup, I really do have too much time on my hands. Hehehe...ah well."
Then, using his amazing powers, he started to look at the readers and yelled "REVIEW!!!!" Satisfied that would work, he finished the chapter.