Chapter 3-House Invasion
As the author started the chapter, he decided to check out the amount of reviews he had gotten last chapter. When he saw the number, he almost collapsed in shock. "TWO!!! That's double the amount I got last time! YAY!!!" He was about to start the third part, when a knock at the door interrupted his thoughts. 'Who dare disturb me?' he thought as he answered the door. As he did, he was knocked over by the Sephiroth fangirls who burst into the room, searching under his bed, looking behind posters and even down his toilet, with screams of "SEPHY-SAN!!! WHERE ARE YOU!!!"
The author decided to ask the girl which seemed least insane what was going on. But which one? He picked the one in the corner who was looking in places Sephiroth might actually be in (in the wardrobe). "Err...hi? What are you doing in MY HOUSE!!!"
The fangirls stopped and turned as one to face him. One drew a metal lifesize exact replica of the Masamune (only $371892347891278917241 at your local S-Mart) and held it poised at his neck. The girl he was speaking to told them to lower their weapons, and spoke. "I am Princess Blood Berry of the Fangirl nation, and we're searching for Sephiroth-san. We thought he might be here."
"And, WHY here?"
"You are the author, so therefore you control everything in this story. We thought he might come here for protection."
The author grinned slightly, before sitting at his desk and begun typing:
"And then the fangirls left for no reason."
He grinned not so slightly. "You're right. I control this world, for I am the author!"
And then the fangirls left for no reason.
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" the author laughed manically, before starting the chapter properly.
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"Lash! You said you needed to see me?"
Sturm entered the room, scaring some children as he went. Why? Because he's evil of course. Lash had told him that she had invented something that would guarantee a world takeover, while working with the Gameshark she had created as well. He could only wonder the magnificent power that this could be.
As he walked into the chamber, he saw Adder and Flak were there also. Hawke was nowhere to be seen, probably making throwing knives. He kept throwing them off course, almost hitting Sturm most of the time. He'll need to see Hawke about that.
"Tee hee! I've gathered you all here for the most magnificent invention you'll ever see! BEHOLD, THE INTERNET!!!"
There was a great gasp as she removed the veil covering this 'Internet' to reveal her computer, with a phone line attached to it. "Now, watch carefully," she said, as she clicked the button saying Mozilla. Instantly, a window popped up, with pictures, sounds, light, and shiny things. "I'm applying this to all of the Black Hole computers! We'll be the most technologically advanced country on Macro Land! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I mean...tee hee!"
There was an awed silence. Eventually, Adder broke it with "Does it have porn?"
Lash sighed. No one understood her intellect.
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In an unknown part of Macro Land, Stoned Sturm and Sober Adder was walking down the dirt road that separated something from something else. I don't know Geography well. XD . But anyway, they suddenly spied a city off in the distance. Sober Adder rejoiced, there may be water there. Stoned Sturm on the other hand, was collapsing from the lack of drugs in his system. "Need...drugs...beer...anything..."
Sober Adder was naturally horrified. "NO!!! No drugs for you until we get to that city!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
And so they continued their walk to the city.
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Meanwhile, the fangirls were chasing up any form of military equipment possible, while the author watched, fascinated. It was amazing how these fangirls could organize themselves so proficiently when they wanted to. They were building an army outside his lawn, and the author could only watch as they procured another rocket launcher for their Mech units. He had even given them a hand hauling some of the heavier equipment to and fro, and they had accepted him as not a threat. He was currently talking with Princess Blood Berry.
"You want ME to lead the invasion?"
Princess Blood Berry nodded. "I think your tactical prowess and the fact you're the author can help us in this war."
"But...me? I thought it was only girls who were allowed."
"No. Look, we have some boys on our team."
He looked. "Cloud?" Cloud Strife was currently rocking in a corner whispering something about Yaoi being the death of him. Also, the other boys were utter nerds who probably came along just because it would mean seeing actual women.
"So, do you accept?"
The author looked at his house, his computer and his life. "Yes. But do you have a computer?"
"I do, why?"
He smiled. "Gotta keep the fic going."
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"I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS THE ANTI SOBER CITY!!!"
Sober Adder and Stoned Sturm were running as fast as they could, after Sober Adder had declared that drink was the root of all evil. They had been promptly chased from the city, and five tanks were on their tail. It didn't look good for our heroes. Soon the tanks would catch up, and then they'd be toast. With cheese on top.
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RESPONSE TO REVIEWS
Master of the Phoenix: YAY!!! You added me to favourites! Thank yooooooooooou! XD Victory March: I'll set Adder on you if you do it again. :P But seriously, thank you for the review! worships you both
As the author started the chapter, he decided to check out the amount of reviews he had gotten last chapter. When he saw the number, he almost collapsed in shock. "TWO!!! That's double the amount I got last time! YAY!!!" He was about to start the third part, when a knock at the door interrupted his thoughts. 'Who dare disturb me?' he thought as he answered the door. As he did, he was knocked over by the Sephiroth fangirls who burst into the room, searching under his bed, looking behind posters and even down his toilet, with screams of "SEPHY-SAN!!! WHERE ARE YOU!!!"
The author decided to ask the girl which seemed least insane what was going on. But which one? He picked the one in the corner who was looking in places Sephiroth might actually be in (in the wardrobe). "Err...hi? What are you doing in MY HOUSE!!!"
The fangirls stopped and turned as one to face him. One drew a metal lifesize exact replica of the Masamune (only $371892347891278917241 at your local S-Mart) and held it poised at his neck. The girl he was speaking to told them to lower their weapons, and spoke. "I am Princess Blood Berry of the Fangirl nation, and we're searching for Sephiroth-san. We thought he might be here."
"And, WHY here?"
"You are the author, so therefore you control everything in this story. We thought he might come here for protection."
The author grinned slightly, before sitting at his desk and begun typing:
"And then the fangirls left for no reason."
He grinned not so slightly. "You're right. I control this world, for I am the author!"
And then the fangirls left for no reason.
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" the author laughed manically, before starting the chapter properly.
- - - - -
"Lash! You said you needed to see me?"
Sturm entered the room, scaring some children as he went. Why? Because he's evil of course. Lash had told him that she had invented something that would guarantee a world takeover, while working with the Gameshark she had created as well. He could only wonder the magnificent power that this could be.
As he walked into the chamber, he saw Adder and Flak were there also. Hawke was nowhere to be seen, probably making throwing knives. He kept throwing them off course, almost hitting Sturm most of the time. He'll need to see Hawke about that.
"Tee hee! I've gathered you all here for the most magnificent invention you'll ever see! BEHOLD, THE INTERNET!!!"
There was a great gasp as she removed the veil covering this 'Internet' to reveal her computer, with a phone line attached to it. "Now, watch carefully," she said, as she clicked the button saying Mozilla. Instantly, a window popped up, with pictures, sounds, light, and shiny things. "I'm applying this to all of the Black Hole computers! We'll be the most technologically advanced country on Macro Land! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I mean...tee hee!"
There was an awed silence. Eventually, Adder broke it with "Does it have porn?"
Lash sighed. No one understood her intellect.
- - - - -
In an unknown part of Macro Land, Stoned Sturm and Sober Adder was walking down the dirt road that separated something from something else. I don't know Geography well. XD . But anyway, they suddenly spied a city off in the distance. Sober Adder rejoiced, there may be water there. Stoned Sturm on the other hand, was collapsing from the lack of drugs in his system. "Need...drugs...beer...anything..."
Sober Adder was naturally horrified. "NO!!! No drugs for you until we get to that city!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
And so they continued their walk to the city.
- - - - -
Meanwhile, the fangirls were chasing up any form of military equipment possible, while the author watched, fascinated. It was amazing how these fangirls could organize themselves so proficiently when they wanted to. They were building an army outside his lawn, and the author could only watch as they procured another rocket launcher for their Mech units. He had even given them a hand hauling some of the heavier equipment to and fro, and they had accepted him as not a threat. He was currently talking with Princess Blood Berry.
"You want ME to lead the invasion?"
Princess Blood Berry nodded. "I think your tactical prowess and the fact you're the author can help us in this war."
"But...me? I thought it was only girls who were allowed."
"No. Look, we have some boys on our team."
He looked. "Cloud?" Cloud Strife was currently rocking in a corner whispering something about Yaoi being the death of him. Also, the other boys were utter nerds who probably came along just because it would mean seeing actual women.
"So, do you accept?"
The author looked at his house, his computer and his life. "Yes. But do you have a computer?"
"I do, why?"
He smiled. "Gotta keep the fic going."
- - - - -
"I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS THE ANTI SOBER CITY!!!"
Sober Adder and Stoned Sturm were running as fast as they could, after Sober Adder had declared that drink was the root of all evil. They had been promptly chased from the city, and five tanks were on their tail. It didn't look good for our heroes. Soon the tanks would catch up, and then they'd be toast. With cheese on top.
- - - - -
RESPONSE TO REVIEWS
Master of the Phoenix: YAY!!! You added me to favourites! Thank yooooooooooou! XD Victory March: I'll set Adder on you if you do it again. :P But seriously, thank you for the review! worships you both