My First Insert-self
Chapter 4 : Songs anyone? (Song Fic)
Disclaimer : Do I have to do this? Ok everything I use here in my fic are not mine except myself there satisfied?
A/N : Ok,firstly I would like to say thanks for the supports some authors gave me.Yes I know the real Monkey God.
So I figured to make a songfic.
* *:Thoughts
[ ] :Speaking in my own language
{} :Chinese
" ": Japanese (but you should know by now , ne?)
^ ^: The Alpha and Omega aka Kami-sama
# #: Panda Signs
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It was a quite Sunday Night.Max and the Tendos just finished breakfast and watching TV.Then Max asked out of the blue.
"Say mr Tendo,what do you guys do on a night like this?"
"Huh?What do you mean?"asked Soun.
"Well at my home,my family use to sing songs together on Sunday nights." said Max "So I was thinking well why not do it here now?"
"You mean like a singing contest? Sure why not?" said Soun seemingly getting excited as well.
"I'll get the mics ready." said Nabiki and ran off to her room.
"Are you sure you know what you're doing Max?" said Ranma beside him.
"Ofcourse man,it'll be fun." stated Max.
At the Kami-plane
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"Oh man,this is starting to be interesting." said Goku.
^^Yes indeed^^
Few minutes later......
Everyone was gathered in the living room.Looks like they were prepared for anything more worse than Genma's singing.
"So who should go first?" asked Kasumi.
"Why not Akane since she is better than everyone else in the room." said Max sarcasticly at Akane then he gave her the mic."Choose a song oh great one." after that he was pummeled into the floor.
"Humph I'll show you." said Akane anger in her voice.
She choose a song and the music played.
The song started in a hard rock tune....Akane swayed to the music and shouted "KYA ! KYE !"
And she started singing...
(a/n:I'll make a translation beneath the song in english.The song title is 'I can't be a nice sweet girl' by Akane.The song is also known as the Baka song.)
Honto ni anta tte Mattaku anta tte
Tonikaku anta tte Baka ne, baka baka
Bakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakaba
You're really- You're totally-
By all means you're stupid, stupid stupid
Bakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakaba
Doo yuu tsumori na no Dattara nan na no
Eei! Uttoshii Baka ne, baka baka
Bakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakaba
What do you want to say So what is it
Eei! Stupid, stupid stupid
Bakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakaba
Sangatsu mikka wa hinamatsuri Gogatsu itsuka wa kodomo no hi
Otoko ka onna ka hakkiri shinasai Suki ka kirai ka hakkiri shinasai
Anta ippen shinde koi!
March 3 is Girl's Festival May 5 is Boy's Festival
If you're a man or a woman make it clear If you like me or not make it clear
Go ahead and die!
Ue kara yonde mo bakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakaba
Shita kara yonde mo bakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakaba
Read it from the top bakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakab
Read it from the bottom bakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakab
Urusai no yo anta tte Narenareshii anta tte
Nani yo! Haji-shirazu Baka ne, baka baka
Bakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakaba
You're so annoying You're so cheeky
What the heck! Shameless Stupid, stupid stupid
Bakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakaba
Sangatsu mikka wa hinamatsuri Akari wo tsukemasho bonbori ni
Otoko ka onna ka hakkiri shinasai Suki ka kirai ka hakkiri shinasai
Anna hentai o-kotowari!
March 3 is Girl's Festival Let's light up the lamps
If you're a man or a woman make it clear If you like me or not make it clear
You're such a pervert I refuse!
Migi kara yonde mo bakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakaba
Hidari kara yonde mo bakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakaba
Read it from the right bakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakab
Read it from the left bakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakab
Yasashii, ii ko ni kon'ya mo narenai kedo
I can't become a gentle, good girl tonight too but
Sangatsu mikka wa hinamatsuri Hachigatsu youka wa Fuji Terebi
Otoko ka onna ka hakkiri shinasai Suki ka kirai ka hakkiri shinasai
Warukatta wa ne bukiyou de!
Yoko kara yonde mo bakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakaba
Tate kara yonde mo bakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakaba
March 3 is Girl's Festival August 8 is Fuji TV
If you're a man or a woman make it clear If you like me or not make it clear
That was bad You're so clumsy
Read it horizontally bakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakab
Read it vertically bakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakab
THANK YOU ....BABE !!
And that Akane lift her hand holding the mic in all her glory.Everyone was shocked by her song.Kasumi said "Akane,don't you think you went too far?"
"Well,all I can say is that it's original.Ok next up is Ranma."and max pushed Ranma up front while everyone applaud.
"Hey why didn't I get an applause?" said Akane angrily.
They ignored her because the music started.....Belldandy ,Aphrodite and Urd used their magic to enhance the feeling.
"At first I was afraid I was petrified
Kept thinkin' I could never live without you by my side,"
(image of Ranma holding Akane's limp body at Mount Pheonix..)
"But then I spent so many nights
Thinkin' how you did me wrong"
(Shows Ranma thinking on top of the roof..and Akane's bashing everyday)
"And I grew strong
And I learned how to get along"
(shows Ranma stood up to her only to get hit on the head again)
And so you're back from outer space
I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face
I should have changed that stupid lock
I should have made you leave your key
If I'd've known for just one second you'd back to bother me
(Everyone was swaying to the music except Akane who was very pissed)
Max Joined in and sang along.
Max :"Go on now, go walk out the door ,Just turn around now ,('cause) you're not welcome anymore. Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye"
Ranma:" But Did I crumble? Did you think I'd lay down and die?"
Together they sang aloud :"Oh no, not.I. I will survive .Oh as long as I know how to love I know I'll stay alive;I've got all my life to live,I've got all my love to give and I'll survive,I will survive. Hey hey."
Ranma:"It took all the strength I had not to fall apart"(Shows Ranma looking depressed and sad everytime Akane hurt him...not with her attacks but with words.)
"Kept trying' hard to mend the pieces of my broken heart,
And I spent oh so many nights
Just feeling sorry for myself. I used to cry
But now I hold my head up high"
(Shows Ranma holding back his unshed tears in his room)
Ranma was in tempo as he sang his heart out.
"And you see me somebody new
I'm not that chained up little person still in love with you,
And so you feel like droppin' in
And just expect me to be free,
Now I'm savin' all my lovin' for someone who's lovin' me
Max and Ranma : Go on now !!! Go walk out the door!Just turn around now.('cause) you're not welcome anymore.Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye.Did I crumble
Did you think I'd lay down and die?
Oh no, not.I. I will survive
Oh as long as I know how to love I know I'll stay alive;
I've got all my life to live,
I've got all my love to give and I'll survive,
I will survive. Hey hey.
And the music fades...everyone applaud loudly as Ranma and Max do a high five.
"Ok since that's over,you supprise me Ranma."said Nabiki "WHy don't you go next Max-san?"
"Um..me? Ok sure." said Max.
Everyone was eager to hear what Max whould sing.After a few minutes with felt like hours,Max finally choose a song and the music started.It was a song from Bee Gees,why on earth was this song here was beyond Max's line of thought as he love this song.
Max took the mic in his hand and started singing :
"I was a midnight rider on a cloud of smoke
I could make a woman hang on every single stroke
I was an iron man
I had a master plan
But I was alone "
"I could hear you breathing
With a sigh of the wind
I remember how your body started trembling
Oh, what's a night it's been
And for the state I'm in
I'm still alone "
Ranma and Nabiki went and sang with him:
"And all the wonders made for the Earth
And all the hearts in all creation
Somehow I always end up alone
Always end up alone "
Max:"So I play"
Nabiki,Ranma:"Shala"
Ranma: "I'll wait"
Max,Nabiki:"The time"
Nabiki: "'Cause you know that love takes time "
Max : "We came"
Ranma: "So far"
Nabiki: "Just the beat of a lonely heart "
all together: "And it's mine "
Max: "And I don't want to be alone "
They swayed together and Max continues.
Max:"Well, since I got no message on your answer phone
And since you're busy every minute.
I just stay at home
I make believe you care
I feel you everywhere
But I'm still alone
I'm on a wheel of fortune with a twist of fate
'Cause I know it isn't heaven, is it love or hate
Am I the subject of the pain
An I the stranger in the rain
I am alone "
Together:"And if there glory there to behold
Maybe it's my imagination
Another story there to be told "
Max:"So I play"
Nabiki,Ranma:"Shala"
Ranma: "I'll wait"
Max,Nabiki:"The time"
Nabiki: "'Cause you know that love takes time "
Max : "We came"
Ranma: "So far"
Nabiki: "Just the beat of a lonely heart "
all together: "And it's mine "
Max: "And I don't want to be alone "
Together they sang and Kasumi joined them.
"And all the wonders made for the Earth
And all the hearts in all creation
Another story there to be told "
Max:"So I play"
Nabiki,Ranma and Kasumi:"Shala"
Ranma: "I'll wait"
Max,Nabiki and Kasumi:"The time"
Nabiki: "'Cause you know that love takes time "
Max : "We came"
Nabiki,Ranma and Kasumi:"Shala"
Ranma: "So far"
Max,Nabiki and Kasumi:"So far"
Nabiki: "Just the beat of a lonely heart "
all together: "And it's mine "
Max: "And I don't want to be alone "
Then Max sang in a soft voice as the music started to fade...
"Gone, but not out of sight
I'm caught in the rain and there's no one home
Face the heat of the night
The one that you love's got a heart that's made of stone "
Ranma: "Shine and search for the light And sooner or later you'll be cruising on your ocean"
Together:"And clean out of sight I'm caught in the rain and there's no one home "
The crowd although small gave them another applause.
"Hmm...looks like it's Mr Saotome and daddy left ." said Kasumi sweetly.
"Well...uh..howabout next time Kasumi since it's getting late and all." sweated Soun.
"Yeah you're right sir.So it's a rap guys.Let's do this some other time and invite all our friends."said Max.
"Yeah." said Ranma.
At the Kami-plane
-------------------
Goku,Hakai and Kami-sama can be seen red and they reaked of liquir and sang the old Irish Beer song.Belldandy and the rest was singing at another corner with their songs.
All is well today it seemed.
End
(A/N: So hows that? I know it's corney and cheesy but I like corn and I love cheese.Anyway the songs don't belong to me.
I will survive by Gloria Gaynor.
Baka Song by Akane
Alone by Bee Gees
Review please.
Chapter 4 : Songs anyone? (Song Fic)
Disclaimer : Do I have to do this? Ok everything I use here in my fic are not mine except myself there satisfied?
A/N : Ok,firstly I would like to say thanks for the supports some authors gave me.Yes I know the real Monkey God.
So I figured to make a songfic.
* *:Thoughts
[ ] :Speaking in my own language
{} :Chinese
" ": Japanese (but you should know by now , ne?)
^ ^: The Alpha and Omega aka Kami-sama
# #: Panda Signs
--------------------
It was a quite Sunday Night.Max and the Tendos just finished breakfast and watching TV.Then Max asked out of the blue.
"Say mr Tendo,what do you guys do on a night like this?"
"Huh?What do you mean?"asked Soun.
"Well at my home,my family use to sing songs together on Sunday nights." said Max "So I was thinking well why not do it here now?"
"You mean like a singing contest? Sure why not?" said Soun seemingly getting excited as well.
"I'll get the mics ready." said Nabiki and ran off to her room.
"Are you sure you know what you're doing Max?" said Ranma beside him.
"Ofcourse man,it'll be fun." stated Max.
At the Kami-plane
-----------------
"Oh man,this is starting to be interesting." said Goku.
^^Yes indeed^^
Few minutes later......
Everyone was gathered in the living room.Looks like they were prepared for anything more worse than Genma's singing.
"So who should go first?" asked Kasumi.
"Why not Akane since she is better than everyone else in the room." said Max sarcasticly at Akane then he gave her the mic."Choose a song oh great one." after that he was pummeled into the floor.
"Humph I'll show you." said Akane anger in her voice.
She choose a song and the music played.
The song started in a hard rock tune....Akane swayed to the music and shouted "KYA ! KYE !"
And she started singing...
(a/n:I'll make a translation beneath the song in english.The song title is 'I can't be a nice sweet girl' by Akane.The song is also known as the Baka song.)
Honto ni anta tte Mattaku anta tte
Tonikaku anta tte Baka ne, baka baka
Bakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakaba
You're really- You're totally-
By all means you're stupid, stupid stupid
Bakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakaba
Doo yuu tsumori na no Dattara nan na no
Eei! Uttoshii Baka ne, baka baka
Bakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakaba
What do you want to say So what is it
Eei! Stupid, stupid stupid
Bakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakaba
Sangatsu mikka wa hinamatsuri Gogatsu itsuka wa kodomo no hi
Otoko ka onna ka hakkiri shinasai Suki ka kirai ka hakkiri shinasai
Anta ippen shinde koi!
March 3 is Girl's Festival May 5 is Boy's Festival
If you're a man or a woman make it clear If you like me or not make it clear
Go ahead and die!
Ue kara yonde mo bakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakaba
Shita kara yonde mo bakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakaba
Read it from the top bakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakab
Read it from the bottom bakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakab
Urusai no yo anta tte Narenareshii anta tte
Nani yo! Haji-shirazu Baka ne, baka baka
Bakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakaba
You're so annoying You're so cheeky
What the heck! Shameless Stupid, stupid stupid
Bakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakaba
Sangatsu mikka wa hinamatsuri Akari wo tsukemasho bonbori ni
Otoko ka onna ka hakkiri shinasai Suki ka kirai ka hakkiri shinasai
Anna hentai o-kotowari!
March 3 is Girl's Festival Let's light up the lamps
If you're a man or a woman make it clear If you like me or not make it clear
You're such a pervert I refuse!
Migi kara yonde mo bakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakaba
Hidari kara yonde mo bakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakaba
Read it from the right bakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakab
Read it from the left bakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakab
Yasashii, ii ko ni kon'ya mo narenai kedo
I can't become a gentle, good girl tonight too but
Sangatsu mikka wa hinamatsuri Hachigatsu youka wa Fuji Terebi
Otoko ka onna ka hakkiri shinasai Suki ka kirai ka hakkiri shinasai
Warukatta wa ne bukiyou de!
Yoko kara yonde mo bakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakaba
Tate kara yonde mo bakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakaba
March 3 is Girl's Festival August 8 is Fuji TV
If you're a man or a woman make it clear If you like me or not make it clear
That was bad You're so clumsy
Read it horizontally bakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakab
Read it vertically bakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakab
THANK YOU ....BABE !!
And that Akane lift her hand holding the mic in all her glory.Everyone was shocked by her song.Kasumi said "Akane,don't you think you went too far?"
"Well,all I can say is that it's original.Ok next up is Ranma."and max pushed Ranma up front while everyone applaud.
"Hey why didn't I get an applause?" said Akane angrily.
They ignored her because the music started.....Belldandy ,Aphrodite and Urd used their magic to enhance the feeling.
"At first I was afraid I was petrified
Kept thinkin' I could never live without you by my side,"
(image of Ranma holding Akane's limp body at Mount Pheonix..)
"But then I spent so many nights
Thinkin' how you did me wrong"
(Shows Ranma thinking on top of the roof..and Akane's bashing everyday)
"And I grew strong
And I learned how to get along"
(shows Ranma stood up to her only to get hit on the head again)
And so you're back from outer space
I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face
I should have changed that stupid lock
I should have made you leave your key
If I'd've known for just one second you'd back to bother me
(Everyone was swaying to the music except Akane who was very pissed)
Max Joined in and sang along.
Max :"Go on now, go walk out the door ,Just turn around now ,('cause) you're not welcome anymore. Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye"
Ranma:" But Did I crumble? Did you think I'd lay down and die?"
Together they sang aloud :"Oh no, not.I. I will survive .Oh as long as I know how to love I know I'll stay alive;I've got all my life to live,I've got all my love to give and I'll survive,I will survive. Hey hey."
Ranma:"It took all the strength I had not to fall apart"(Shows Ranma looking depressed and sad everytime Akane hurt him...not with her attacks but with words.)
"Kept trying' hard to mend the pieces of my broken heart,
And I spent oh so many nights
Just feeling sorry for myself. I used to cry
But now I hold my head up high"
(Shows Ranma holding back his unshed tears in his room)
Ranma was in tempo as he sang his heart out.
"And you see me somebody new
I'm not that chained up little person still in love with you,
And so you feel like droppin' in
And just expect me to be free,
Now I'm savin' all my lovin' for someone who's lovin' me
Max and Ranma : Go on now !!! Go walk out the door!Just turn around now.('cause) you're not welcome anymore.Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye.Did I crumble
Did you think I'd lay down and die?
Oh no, not.I. I will survive
Oh as long as I know how to love I know I'll stay alive;
I've got all my life to live,
I've got all my love to give and I'll survive,
I will survive. Hey hey.
And the music fades...everyone applaud loudly as Ranma and Max do a high five.
"Ok since that's over,you supprise me Ranma."said Nabiki "WHy don't you go next Max-san?"
"Um..me? Ok sure." said Max.
Everyone was eager to hear what Max whould sing.After a few minutes with felt like hours,Max finally choose a song and the music started.It was a song from Bee Gees,why on earth was this song here was beyond Max's line of thought as he love this song.
Max took the mic in his hand and started singing :
"I was a midnight rider on a cloud of smoke
I could make a woman hang on every single stroke
I was an iron man
I had a master plan
But I was alone "
"I could hear you breathing
With a sigh of the wind
I remember how your body started trembling
Oh, what's a night it's been
And for the state I'm in
I'm still alone "
Ranma and Nabiki went and sang with him:
"And all the wonders made for the Earth
And all the hearts in all creation
Somehow I always end up alone
Always end up alone "
Max:"So I play"
Nabiki,Ranma:"Shala"
Ranma: "I'll wait"
Max,Nabiki:"The time"
Nabiki: "'Cause you know that love takes time "
Max : "We came"
Ranma: "So far"
Nabiki: "Just the beat of a lonely heart "
all together: "And it's mine "
Max: "And I don't want to be alone "
They swayed together and Max continues.
Max:"Well, since I got no message on your answer phone
And since you're busy every minute.
I just stay at home
I make believe you care
I feel you everywhere
But I'm still alone
I'm on a wheel of fortune with a twist of fate
'Cause I know it isn't heaven, is it love or hate
Am I the subject of the pain
An I the stranger in the rain
I am alone "
Together:"And if there glory there to behold
Maybe it's my imagination
Another story there to be told "
Max:"So I play"
Nabiki,Ranma:"Shala"
Ranma: "I'll wait"
Max,Nabiki:"The time"
Nabiki: "'Cause you know that love takes time "
Max : "We came"
Ranma: "So far"
Nabiki: "Just the beat of a lonely heart "
all together: "And it's mine "
Max: "And I don't want to be alone "
Together they sang and Kasumi joined them.
"And all the wonders made for the Earth
And all the hearts in all creation
Another story there to be told "
Max:"So I play"
Nabiki,Ranma and Kasumi:"Shala"
Ranma: "I'll wait"
Max,Nabiki and Kasumi:"The time"
Nabiki: "'Cause you know that love takes time "
Max : "We came"
Nabiki,Ranma and Kasumi:"Shala"
Ranma: "So far"
Max,Nabiki and Kasumi:"So far"
Nabiki: "Just the beat of a lonely heart "
all together: "And it's mine "
Max: "And I don't want to be alone "
Then Max sang in a soft voice as the music started to fade...
"Gone, but not out of sight
I'm caught in the rain and there's no one home
Face the heat of the night
The one that you love's got a heart that's made of stone "
Ranma: "Shine and search for the light And sooner or later you'll be cruising on your ocean"
Together:"And clean out of sight I'm caught in the rain and there's no one home "
The crowd although small gave them another applause.
"Hmm...looks like it's Mr Saotome and daddy left ." said Kasumi sweetly.
"Well...uh..howabout next time Kasumi since it's getting late and all." sweated Soun.
"Yeah you're right sir.So it's a rap guys.Let's do this some other time and invite all our friends."said Max.
"Yeah." said Ranma.
At the Kami-plane
-------------------
Goku,Hakai and Kami-sama can be seen red and they reaked of liquir and sang the old Irish Beer song.Belldandy and the rest was singing at another corner with their songs.
All is well today it seemed.
End
(A/N: So hows that? I know it's corney and cheesy but I like corn and I love cheese.Anyway the songs don't belong to me.
I will survive by Gloria Gaynor.
Baka Song by Akane
Alone by Bee Gees
Review please.