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D.M.: Hi, folks today on the show were interviewing the silent, cloaked, super assassin we all know and love Zeratul!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Stares at door waiting it for it to open*
*Ten Minutes Later*
D.M.: *Still staring at door* umm well..I guess he's not here yet...
Zeratul: I am here human.
D.M.: wtf???!!!! Were are you...wait damn it Zeratul I cant see you when your cloaked....un-cloak god damn it!!!!!!!!!!
Zeratul: oops..sorry...hehe..
D.M.: Any way..ummm what was it like to kill Raszagal????
Zeratul: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I want my Raszewazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *cries*
D.M.: *sweet drop*
Zeratul: How could I have killed her!!!!!!!!!!!!wahhhhh!!!! I miss my Raszewazy!!!!!!!! *looks at Made In Canada* Mommy I want my Raszewazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
D.M.: bloody hell this is the Hyper Guyver interview all over again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(no offence Hyper I love your stories, u rock!!!!!!!)
*Four guys walk in*
Aaron: Faggggggggggggggggggg..oh burn!!!!!!
Brett: Lonnnnnnnnnnnerrrrrrrrr...oh burn!!!!!!
Curtis: aboooooooooooooooooo...oh burn!!!!
Ty: Like your mom....oh burn!!!!!!!!!!
D.M.: bloody hell, those four ass holes followed me here after school..that's it you die now *starts charging up ki blast(DBZ)*
Zeratul: human what is this Fag oh burn loner oh burn abooo oh burn and like your mom that these four speak of??? D.M.: *evil grin* *powers down ki blast* umm. Zeratul in your language it means..umm.. Raszagal is a evil bitch.and slut..and is on pot...and is evil..and is a cow!!
Zeratul: *very pissed off* umm interviewer can you leave the room...
D.M.: ummm can you kill them in the room that's down the hall to the left?
Zeratul: fine...
D.M.: *waits to hear the psy blades slicing through "the four"*
*Machine gun fire is heard from the room*
D.M.: .......
*Zeratul walks out of room, closes the door behind him and sits down at the bar*
D.M.:......
Zeratul: what????????????
D.M.: why did I here machine gunfire instead of slice and dicing?????
Zeratul: *looks at psy blades* well duh there flashlights!!!!!!
D.M.: FLASHLIGHTS!!!!!!?????????? *falls over anime style* wait so everything you Protoss use are Flashlights?? How do you kill anything????
Zeratul: oh that's easy the buildings and units are made out of paper and so all we need is a Magnifying glass!
D.M.: I see...hey why is blood coming out of that room..
Zeratul: oops I forgot to clean up..oh well it's a storage room...right?
D.M.: you bastard you owe me 10, 000 dollars now!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zeratul: you don't say.well look at the time I have to finish my statue of Raszagal.it's made of pure crystal...
D.M.: rrrriiigghhhhhtttt..hay wait you oh me 10 grand!!!
*Zeratul cloaks and then and Arbiter recall field fills the room and Zeratul is gone*
D.M.: wait I thought it was flash lights.damn he still owes me the 10 grand..grrrrr, oh well.um on next weeks show I am interviewing Kerrigan on the set of the Godfather..oh shit. *pulls out cell phone and dials a number* hello? Rent a fleet..yep..yes I would like to borrow the Empires(STARWARS) fleet for a day.No Darth I am not your son, Luke is..ummm stop yelling Noooo...ummm bye.Well that was weird..ummm bye?
PLZ R+R I AM AT YOUR COMMAND
D.M.: Hi, folks today on the show were interviewing the silent, cloaked, super assassin we all know and love Zeratul!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Stares at door waiting it for it to open*
*Ten Minutes Later*
D.M.: *Still staring at door* umm well..I guess he's not here yet...
Zeratul: I am here human.
D.M.: wtf???!!!! Were are you...wait damn it Zeratul I cant see you when your cloaked....un-cloak god damn it!!!!!!!!!!
Zeratul: oops..sorry...hehe..
D.M.: Any way..ummm what was it like to kill Raszagal????
Zeratul: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I want my Raszewazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *cries*
D.M.: *sweet drop*
Zeratul: How could I have killed her!!!!!!!!!!!!wahhhhh!!!! I miss my Raszewazy!!!!!!!! *looks at Made In Canada* Mommy I want my Raszewazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
D.M.: bloody hell this is the Hyper Guyver interview all over again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(no offence Hyper I love your stories, u rock!!!!!!!)
*Four guys walk in*
Aaron: Faggggggggggggggggggg..oh burn!!!!!!
Brett: Lonnnnnnnnnnnerrrrrrrrr...oh burn!!!!!!
Curtis: aboooooooooooooooooo...oh burn!!!!
Ty: Like your mom....oh burn!!!!!!!!!!
D.M.: bloody hell, those four ass holes followed me here after school..that's it you die now *starts charging up ki blast(DBZ)*
Zeratul: human what is this Fag oh burn loner oh burn abooo oh burn and like your mom that these four speak of??? D.M.: *evil grin* *powers down ki blast* umm. Zeratul in your language it means..umm.. Raszagal is a evil bitch.and slut..and is on pot...and is evil..and is a cow!!
Zeratul: *very pissed off* umm interviewer can you leave the room...
D.M.: ummm can you kill them in the room that's down the hall to the left?
Zeratul: fine...
D.M.: *waits to hear the psy blades slicing through "the four"*
*Machine gun fire is heard from the room*
D.M.: .......
*Zeratul walks out of room, closes the door behind him and sits down at the bar*
D.M.:......
Zeratul: what????????????
D.M.: why did I here machine gunfire instead of slice and dicing?????
Zeratul: *looks at psy blades* well duh there flashlights!!!!!!
D.M.: FLASHLIGHTS!!!!!!?????????? *falls over anime style* wait so everything you Protoss use are Flashlights?? How do you kill anything????
Zeratul: oh that's easy the buildings and units are made out of paper and so all we need is a Magnifying glass!
D.M.: I see...hey why is blood coming out of that room..
Zeratul: oops I forgot to clean up..oh well it's a storage room...right?
D.M.: you bastard you owe me 10, 000 dollars now!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zeratul: you don't say.well look at the time I have to finish my statue of Raszagal.it's made of pure crystal...
D.M.: rrrriiigghhhhhtttt..hay wait you oh me 10 grand!!!
*Zeratul cloaks and then and Arbiter recall field fills the room and Zeratul is gone*
D.M.: wait I thought it was flash lights.damn he still owes me the 10 grand..grrrrr, oh well.um on next weeks show I am interviewing Kerrigan on the set of the Godfather..oh shit. *pulls out cell phone and dials a number* hello? Rent a fleet..yep..yes I would like to borrow the Empires(STARWARS) fleet for a day.No Darth I am not your son, Luke is..ummm stop yelling Noooo...ummm bye.Well that was weird..ummm bye?
PLZ R+R I AM AT YOUR COMMAND