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D.M: Sorry about the wait damn homework! Oh and Book Master I Drank the coffee and slapped myself three times..oh well on with the show!!!
*D.M. sitting down in leather chair in the office from the Godfather while the chair on the other side of the desk, back is facing him and the front is facing the window*
D.M.:....um..hi
*Kerrigan swivels chair to face D.M.*
Kerrigan: So Don D.M. you come to me with a problem, I fix it and yet you refuse to pay me, you will pay.....hahaha!!!!!!!!!
*Scene changes to a bedroom with D.M. standing in it about to go to bed*
D.M.: What.um I guess its bedtime *pulls away sheets*
*The area once covered by the sheets now reveals two heads!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
D.M.: Bloody hell the shows just started and we've already ripped off the Godfather completely...I mean.....OH MY GOD KERRIGAN KILLED DUKE AND MENGSK AND CUT OFF THERE HEADS AND SHOVED THEM IN THE BED IN AN ATTEMPT TO RIP OFF THE HORSE HEAD IN THE BED SCENE FORM THE GODFATHER!!!!!!THE HUMANITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*For no apparent reason the scene changes to D.M.'s basement and D.M. is sitting behind the bar and Kerrigan is sitting on a bar stool*
D.M.: What the hell was that???!!!!
Kerrigan: 100% randomness
D.M.: I see..nice work one killing Duke and Mengsk, but didn't you try the same thing on the Hyper Guyver Show but the heads got reattached to there bodies (No offence Hyper)
Kerrigan: I learned my lesson there so I chopped up the bodies
D.M.: Where did you put them?
Kerrigan: Hehe.lets just say don't eat any McDonalds burgers soon
*D.M. looks down at the McDonalds burger that he was about to eat and gives it to a near by randomly placed Zergling*
D.M.: So...why are you uninfested?
Kerrigan: It's for StarCraft 2
D.M.: I see so how's you and Jimmy coming?
Kerrigan: That S.O.B we never even got it on before he left me for that damn Medic!!! So I never lost my virginity!!!!!
D.M.: Umm sorry..
Kerrigan: Wait..your still a virgin..*looks at D.M. and licks her lips* (Oh shit!!)
D.M.:...eek!
Kerrigan: Come here big boy!! *Lunges at D.M.*
D.M.: Shit!..this is the last time I trust Rent-A-Fleet with my life..oh well I guess I'm on my own!*Tries to make a run for it*
Kerrigan: Feisty! *Grabs D.M.'s leg and begins to drag him to a near by bedroom*
D.M.: Double eek!!
*D.M is pulled into room until only his head and arms are sticking out of the door*
D.M.: ok that was not really an interview, but still!, any ways IF I survive this on the next show I'm interviewing Artanis..bloody hell...oh and HELP!!!! A SEX STARVED KERRIGAN IS DRAGING ME INTO A BEDROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!HELP!!!!
*D.M. is completely dragged into the bedroom*
D.M.: This is not good....
*D.M. tied to bed Kerrigan standing over him*
Kerrigan: Any last words
D.M.: This wasn't in the contract....HELP!!!!!!!!!!!
Kerrigan: Ha yell all you want nothing can save you now
D.M.: Shit
*Suddenly "Kerrigan gets shot 20 times and falls over dead, and the shooter is none other than*
D.M.: Kerrigan?....wait how did Kerrigan kill Kerrigan?
Kerrigan: Duh that wasn't me
*Kerrigan walks over to the dead body of "Kerrigan" and pulls off the mask reveling*
D.M.: Duran!!!!!!!!!!! What the hell, Duran tried to do me!!!!!!!!! Argh die Duran!!!! *kicks dead body*
Kerrigan: ok then...
D.M.: can you explain what happened?
Kerrigan: ok Duran was very horny.and know one wanted him..and he stole my invite and dressed up like me as uninfested and said it was for StarCraft 2...but in that I am still infested as you can see.
D.M.: wow
Kerrigan: Yep
D.M. so can you come back for an intervew after I interview Artanis?
Kerrigan: ok *leaves*
D.M.: well next week Artanis will be intervewed!!!! Ok byes folks!
D.M.: wow..ummm R+R I AM AT YOUR COMMAND
D.M: Sorry about the wait damn homework! Oh and Book Master I Drank the coffee and slapped myself three times..oh well on with the show!!!
*D.M. sitting down in leather chair in the office from the Godfather while the chair on the other side of the desk, back is facing him and the front is facing the window*
D.M.:....um..hi
*Kerrigan swivels chair to face D.M.*
Kerrigan: So Don D.M. you come to me with a problem, I fix it and yet you refuse to pay me, you will pay.....hahaha!!!!!!!!!
*Scene changes to a bedroom with D.M. standing in it about to go to bed*
D.M.: What.um I guess its bedtime *pulls away sheets*
*The area once covered by the sheets now reveals two heads!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
D.M.: Bloody hell the shows just started and we've already ripped off the Godfather completely...I mean.....OH MY GOD KERRIGAN KILLED DUKE AND MENGSK AND CUT OFF THERE HEADS AND SHOVED THEM IN THE BED IN AN ATTEMPT TO RIP OFF THE HORSE HEAD IN THE BED SCENE FORM THE GODFATHER!!!!!!THE HUMANITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*For no apparent reason the scene changes to D.M.'s basement and D.M. is sitting behind the bar and Kerrigan is sitting on a bar stool*
D.M.: What the hell was that???!!!!
Kerrigan: 100% randomness
D.M.: I see..nice work one killing Duke and Mengsk, but didn't you try the same thing on the Hyper Guyver Show but the heads got reattached to there bodies (No offence Hyper)
Kerrigan: I learned my lesson there so I chopped up the bodies
D.M.: Where did you put them?
Kerrigan: Hehe.lets just say don't eat any McDonalds burgers soon
*D.M. looks down at the McDonalds burger that he was about to eat and gives it to a near by randomly placed Zergling*
D.M.: So...why are you uninfested?
Kerrigan: It's for StarCraft 2
D.M.: I see so how's you and Jimmy coming?
Kerrigan: That S.O.B we never even got it on before he left me for that damn Medic!!! So I never lost my virginity!!!!!
D.M.: Umm sorry..
Kerrigan: Wait..your still a virgin..*looks at D.M. and licks her lips* (Oh shit!!)
D.M.:...eek!
Kerrigan: Come here big boy!! *Lunges at D.M.*
D.M.: Shit!..this is the last time I trust Rent-A-Fleet with my life..oh well I guess I'm on my own!*Tries to make a run for it*
Kerrigan: Feisty! *Grabs D.M.'s leg and begins to drag him to a near by bedroom*
D.M.: Double eek!!
*D.M is pulled into room until only his head and arms are sticking out of the door*
D.M.: ok that was not really an interview, but still!, any ways IF I survive this on the next show I'm interviewing Artanis..bloody hell...oh and HELP!!!! A SEX STARVED KERRIGAN IS DRAGING ME INTO A BEDROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!HELP!!!!
*D.M. is completely dragged into the bedroom*
D.M.: This is not good....
*D.M. tied to bed Kerrigan standing over him*
Kerrigan: Any last words
D.M.: This wasn't in the contract....HELP!!!!!!!!!!!
Kerrigan: Ha yell all you want nothing can save you now
D.M.: Shit
*Suddenly "Kerrigan gets shot 20 times and falls over dead, and the shooter is none other than*
D.M.: Kerrigan?....wait how did Kerrigan kill Kerrigan?
Kerrigan: Duh that wasn't me
*Kerrigan walks over to the dead body of "Kerrigan" and pulls off the mask reveling*
D.M.: Duran!!!!!!!!!!! What the hell, Duran tried to do me!!!!!!!!! Argh die Duran!!!! *kicks dead body*
Kerrigan: ok then...
D.M.: can you explain what happened?
Kerrigan: ok Duran was very horny.and know one wanted him..and he stole my invite and dressed up like me as uninfested and said it was for StarCraft 2...but in that I am still infested as you can see.
D.M.: wow
Kerrigan: Yep
D.M. so can you come back for an intervew after I interview Artanis?
Kerrigan: ok *leaves*
D.M.: well next week Artanis will be intervewed!!!! Ok byes folks!
D.M.: wow..ummm R+R I AM AT YOUR COMMAND