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D.M: Hey folks I'm back, and holy crap that's was the longest god damn wait ever sorry about it but hey crap happens, well anyway on with the show! (And also my Author pin was D.M. for like years and now its like D.M3 even through I was the first one with the name damn it!)
D.M. sitting behind the bar waiting for Artanis to show up
D.M: Damn where is he............
Just then a random Protoss Scout comes crashing into the basement and Artanis comes out
Artanis: Tassadar!
D.M: Hi, what, the hell are your taking about?
Artanis: Tassadar have you heard about Tassadar, I mean Tassadar was so Tassasdar, with his Tassadarness, wait, I'll break into song!
D.M: Oh God no...........
Artanis: Well he fought with Zerg! Da Da! He Battled the Overmind! Da Da! He riddled with Kerrigan! Da Da! Some random thing he stole! Da Da! He was chase by zerglings! Lost in the Grocery Store! Escaped in a barrel from the Overminds Bowels! Tassadar! Tassadar, Tassadar! The bravest little Protoss of them all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
D.M: No amount of therapy will make this better..........
Artanis: Tassadar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
D.M: We get the bloody point your obsessed with Tassadar, and you wreaked my basement so that will be 100, 000 dollars, and you just ripped off a song that Leonard Nimoy wrote about Bilbo Baggins and changed the lyrics, and to top it off Zeratul still owes me 10, 000 dollars for the carpet!
Artanis: Well we will see. Tassadar!
D.M: Ok, now back to the interview that hasn't even started yet.........first question why are you so obsessed with Tassadar!
Artanis: Well you see, I just think he is so neat oh! Why, he's so swell! I swear I love him so much! What a templar! A templars, templar, I mean he's so beautiful!
D.M: Sweat Drop Umm ok so you love him like a farther loves his son right?
Artanis: Ya sure! That's it!
D.M: Do to me now feeling a little scared I will ask you something completely random...like......what things did the cast exclude you from?
Artanis: Porn and Sex Night.....
D.M: He I remember that Kerrigan locked you out of the mansion, God that was fcking funny, good times, good times
Artanis: You were there???
D.M: No, umm I was at...hey look a distraction
Artanis: What were?
D.M: Oh you just missed it!
Artanis: Tassadar!
D.M: Ya ok............
Artanis: Ya!
D.M: Ok next question, what was your overall purpose in StarCraft aside from that cinematic and trying to kill Kerrigan in the last level but failing?
Artanis: Well I was originally cast as the comic relief, but then I meet Tassadar and Blizzard tried to fire me, and then Tassadar got that restraining order......
D.M: Restraining order? Why?
Artanis: Well you see I was walking passed his trailer while he was in the shower and the door opened when I opened it.....
D.M: Wow a door opening when you opened it wow!
Artanis: Anyways I walked in and then the door to the bathroom opened when I opened it, and the same thing happened with the shower door.....
D.M: ARTANIS THIS ISN'T NC-17!!!!!!!!!!! (Hey I no it does not exist anymore but it will return!)
Artanis: What....oh...well anyways I ended up getting hit by a Psi Storm and ended up in the hospital with a restraining order given to me by some random guy.
D.M: Ok your fcking messed up
Artanis: Am I or am I the only fcked up one here
D.M: You are the only fcked up one here
Artanis: Good!
D.M: And you're proud of that?
Artanis: Ya, or as Tassadar would say....
D.M: SHUT UP ABOUT TASSADAR!!!!!!!! Anyways the shows almost over...
Artanis: When Tassadar's shower door opened when I opened it steam came out and....
Cell phone rings, D.M answers it
D.M: Now that's good timing! Hello, ok...but..fine...later I guess...sure...no I do not have 200 dollars...bye.
hangs up phone
D.M: Well Kerrigan can't make the next interview cause she and Raynor are having "fun" so I guess Tassadar is my guest on the next show!
Artanis: Tassadar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
D.M: Bloody Hell!
Artanis: Tassy is coming!!!! I must stay cause Tassy is so Yummy! My tummy feels funny!
D.M: This is not good.
D.M:R I AM AT YOUR COMMAND
D.M: Hey folks I'm back, and holy crap that's was the longest god damn wait ever sorry about it but hey crap happens, well anyway on with the show! (And also my Author pin was D.M. for like years and now its like D.M3 even through I was the first one with the name damn it!)
D.M. sitting behind the bar waiting for Artanis to show up
D.M: Damn where is he............
Just then a random Protoss Scout comes crashing into the basement and Artanis comes out
Artanis: Tassadar!
D.M: Hi, what, the hell are your taking about?
Artanis: Tassadar have you heard about Tassadar, I mean Tassadar was so Tassasdar, with his Tassadarness, wait, I'll break into song!
D.M: Oh God no...........
Artanis: Well he fought with Zerg! Da Da! He Battled the Overmind! Da Da! He riddled with Kerrigan! Da Da! Some random thing he stole! Da Da! He was chase by zerglings! Lost in the Grocery Store! Escaped in a barrel from the Overminds Bowels! Tassadar! Tassadar, Tassadar! The bravest little Protoss of them all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
D.M: No amount of therapy will make this better..........
Artanis: Tassadar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
D.M: We get the bloody point your obsessed with Tassadar, and you wreaked my basement so that will be 100, 000 dollars, and you just ripped off a song that Leonard Nimoy wrote about Bilbo Baggins and changed the lyrics, and to top it off Zeratul still owes me 10, 000 dollars for the carpet!
Artanis: Well we will see. Tassadar!
D.M: Ok, now back to the interview that hasn't even started yet.........first question why are you so obsessed with Tassadar!
Artanis: Well you see, I just think he is so neat oh! Why, he's so swell! I swear I love him so much! What a templar! A templars, templar, I mean he's so beautiful!
D.M: Sweat Drop Umm ok so you love him like a farther loves his son right?
Artanis: Ya sure! That's it!
D.M: Do to me now feeling a little scared I will ask you something completely random...like......what things did the cast exclude you from?
Artanis: Porn and Sex Night.....
D.M: He I remember that Kerrigan locked you out of the mansion, God that was fcking funny, good times, good times
Artanis: You were there???
D.M: No, umm I was at...hey look a distraction
Artanis: What were?
D.M: Oh you just missed it!
Artanis: Tassadar!
D.M: Ya ok............
Artanis: Ya!
D.M: Ok next question, what was your overall purpose in StarCraft aside from that cinematic and trying to kill Kerrigan in the last level but failing?
Artanis: Well I was originally cast as the comic relief, but then I meet Tassadar and Blizzard tried to fire me, and then Tassadar got that restraining order......
D.M: Restraining order? Why?
Artanis: Well you see I was walking passed his trailer while he was in the shower and the door opened when I opened it.....
D.M: Wow a door opening when you opened it wow!
Artanis: Anyways I walked in and then the door to the bathroom opened when I opened it, and the same thing happened with the shower door.....
D.M: ARTANIS THIS ISN'T NC-17!!!!!!!!!!! (Hey I no it does not exist anymore but it will return!)
Artanis: What....oh...well anyways I ended up getting hit by a Psi Storm and ended up in the hospital with a restraining order given to me by some random guy.
D.M: Ok your fcking messed up
Artanis: Am I or am I the only fcked up one here
D.M: You are the only fcked up one here
Artanis: Good!
D.M: And you're proud of that?
Artanis: Ya, or as Tassadar would say....
D.M: SHUT UP ABOUT TASSADAR!!!!!!!! Anyways the shows almost over...
Artanis: When Tassadar's shower door opened when I opened it steam came out and....
Cell phone rings, D.M answers it
D.M: Now that's good timing! Hello, ok...but..fine...later I guess...sure...no I do not have 200 dollars...bye.
hangs up phone
D.M: Well Kerrigan can't make the next interview cause she and Raynor are having "fun" so I guess Tassadar is my guest on the next show!
Artanis: Tassadar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
D.M: Bloody Hell!
Artanis: Tassy is coming!!!! I must stay cause Tassy is so Yummy! My tummy feels funny!
D.M: This is not good.
D.M:R I AM AT YOUR COMMAND