Snape Adventures

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Warning: Appearances from Professor Smith. You have to read Professor Snape and Professor Smith to understand this. I wrote it…you know what to do! And I know Snape would never do some of this stuff…but I don't care! OK, here we go…

Snape: (singing Creed song) If I had just one fish…

McG: It's just one wish, Severus.

Snape: Oh, yeah! If I had just one wish, only one Mini-Me…

McG: Snape…it's one de-man.

Snape: Aw, who cares? La la la la la! I hope he likes cheese…

McG: (sighs and walks away)

Part 2 of scene 1

Snape: (skipping in circles) Ring around the Rosie…um what are the rest of the words?

Harry: (walking by) Snape? What are you doing?

Snape: Join me, Harry! Ring around the Rosie…Ring around the Rosie!

Harry: (shrugs and joins in) RING AROUND THE ROSIE!

Ron: (joins in)

Hermione: (joins in)

Dumbledore: (shrugs and joins in) But I have a better song!

Lemon drops!

Lemon drops!

Take one, eat them all!

Lemon drops, lemon drops!

I love lemon drops!

Do you love lemon drops?

I do!

Do you love lemon drops?

I do!

Everybody loves…

LEMON DROPS!

Snape: Naaah. (continues to sing Ring Around the Rosie)

Ron: Po!

Hermione: What's that?

Ron: The Teletubbie that bit me! (A/N: for more 411, see Harry Potter and the Purple Blotches)

Harry: Actually that was the green teletubbie…

Ron: Oh, be quote on quote!

Harry: How insulting!

Hermione: Hey, let's go on the game show Quote on Quote!