Quote on Quote!
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Disclaimer: See previous chapter.
Smith: Welcome to…Quote on Quote!
(game show music in the background)
Hermione: Yay!
Smith: Now…our first question is for Harry! Now, Harry, if I was to… SHUT OFF THE FREAKING MUSIC!! (music stops) Thank you! Now, if I was to put two and two together, what would that spell?
Harry: JUPITER!
Smith: I'm sorry…the secret word was pie! (throws pie at Harry. Harry laughed off stage)
Smith: Ron, what is the second planet closest to Uranus?
Ron: That's easy…the left Cheek!
Smith: Correctamundo! Now, Hermione, if I say Avada Kedavra, what would happen?
Hermione: I would get blasted to smithereens!
Smith: And…?
Hermione: Um…I would die?
Smith: And…?
Hermione: The world would explode?
Smith: No! (slime falls on Hermione and she is thrown off the stage)
Smith: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Anywho…Snape, compose a silly story…starting NOW!
Snape: Mr. Fix-It went to the toolbox. He took out a screwdriver. (starts speaking fast) Unfortunately , the screwdriver was secretly a bomb and everything exploded!
Smith: Excellent! Now, we'll continue…NEVER! This show is BOR-ING! See you next time…NOT!