It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World.
Scene 4
Harry: Ron, you stole my undergarments!
Ron: No I didn't! Snape did!
Harry: I knew it! Lez get 'im!
Part 2 of Scene 4
Down the stairs and into the Dungeons, to Snape's office we go!
Harry and Ron: (run into Snape's office)
Snape: (dressed in kilt, speaking in a Scottish accent) What's the problem, lads?
Harry: You stole my undergarments!
Snape: Like those funny boxers with the bunnies on them?
Harry: Yes!
Ron: (snickers)
Harry: Shut up!
Ron: Sorry! (still laughing)
Snape: And these pantyhose? (holds up pantyhose)
Harry: I think those are yours.
Snape: Oh, yeah!
Harry and Ron: Eeeeew!
Snape: Oh, be quote on quote!
Harry: Can I have back my unmentionables now? (extends hand)
Ron: Ew!
Harry: Shut up!
Ron: Okay.
Snape: Here you go…(takes out a pile of clothes and gives it to Harry) I washed them myself! (grins proudly)
Part 3 of Scene 4Ron: Have you ever seen Snape smile?
Harry: No.
Ron: This is turning into some mad world…
McG: (runs by holding a rubber ducky high in the air, hair loose, wearing a bathrobe) MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I HAVE DUMBLY DORE'S DUCKY!
DD: (running after McG) GIVE ME BACK MR.YELLOW!
Harry and Ron: (stare at them as they run by)
(pause)
Ron: Yep, definitely a mad world…A/N: yeah, yeah, I know, I'm sick! Review! NOW! And quote on quote means 'quiet', so when people say "Be quote on quote!" here they mean "Be quiet!" OK, just thought I'd let you know! Sayonara!