Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!
Scene 7
DD: Kumbiyah, my lord… Kumbiyah…McG: That's enough, Dumbly Dore…
DD: Oh, all right…
McG: I say, look at Longbottom!Neville: WEEE I'M ON A FLYING TRAPEZE!
DD: I'm not even that crazy anymore! Care for some orange juice, Minerva?
McG: No thanks…(backs away)
DD: Oh, I didn't put crazy pills in this individual!
McG: Well…OK…(drinks orange juice) WEEEEEOOOOOOO!
DD: I guess I put some in that one!
McG: I TAKE YOUR DUCKY, DD! (runs away, laughing insanely)
DD: HEY GET BACK HERE! (dashes after her)
Part 2 of Scene 7 Disco! Shake your booty… Harry: Hey, Ron! Let's hold a disco!Ron: What's a disco?
Harry: Sort of like a dance only we dress in funny Muggle costumes and dance really stupid! CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA WOO WOO!
Ron: You mean, like this? (does hustle)
Harry: Yeah! (does booty drop)
Ron: (talking like five year old) This is gonna be fuuun!
The Actual DiscoHerm: FRANKLIN SHOT AN ARROW AT MY BOA, HA, HA, HA!
Ron: Who's Franklin?
Herm: MY PET FISH ON A STICK!
Ron: I once had a fish. He died an hour after I bought him.
Herm: COOL!
Ron: (to Harry): You know, I'm beginning to worry about her. This must be some strange side effect from the crazy pills. Most of us are over it by now…
Harry: Except for 'Mione, Malfoy, and Neville…
Herm: MALFOY RODE THE BOAT ASHORE! (kisses Malfoy)
Harry and Ron: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW!
Malfoy: (blushes) Th…thanks…th…thanks…
Neville: WEEE I'M ON SKIS!
Herm: ME A NAME I CALL MYSELF…
Malfoy: FA…A LONG LONG WAY TO RUN…
Neville: So…I meet all you friends…
Harry: Can you guys calm down for one second?
Herm, Malfoy, and Neville: NO! (skip in circles) DOE RAY ME FA SO LA TEE DOE!
Ron: Maybe we should take them to Madam Pomfrey…
Part 3 of Scene 7The Hospital Wing
Bygones will be bygones…
MP: There's nothing we can do except wait for them to calm down…STAY Neville…no not you Miss Granger…Mr. Malfoy, please stop playing with the Skele-Gro, that's not a toy…Miss Granger, stop tearing the sheets…NO MR. LONGBOTTOM NO!
Harry: Is there any hope left?
MP: Yes…like, 5%…no, Mr. Malfoy…DON'T DRINK THE SKELE-GRO! Miss Granger, what in the world are you doing…
(wax dribbles out of Herm's mouth)
Herm: Mama!Ron: They're really sick, aren't they?
MP: (mocking) Yes, we just figured that out!
Malfoy: (suddenly normal) Hey, why is the Mudblood putting wax in her mouth?
MP: He's recovered! There's more hope for the others…
(several hours later)
Harry: They're not going to get well, are they?MP: Apparently not!
Ron: Well, I'm tired. Let's go to our dorms, Harry.
Harry: (yawns) OK…(trudges up to Gryffindor Tower with Ron)