Scene 10
Everything's Back to Normal…
Or Is It?
Disclaimer: I don't own Barney or Teletubbies.
(breakfast in the Great Hall the next day)
DD: Attention, everyone! (claps hands impatiently)
(all chatter stops)
DD: Now, I need to bring something to everyone's attention. THIS (eyes dart to the Slytherin table, where Malfoy and his followers are trying to start a food fight) goes for everyone. Now…(Malfoy and his buddies start talking. DD glares at them, with a look in his eyes that says "I-Dare-You-To-Interrupt-Me-Again". They stop.) Now, I would like to tell everyone that Neville is now okie-dokie and will be joining you for breakfast shortly. (few cries of YaY! are heard) Thank you. (sits down)
Part 2 of Scene 10
Potions Class…Gone Berserk!
Harry: Ron, I wish we could have back those old Potions classes. You know, when Snape was all mental?
Ron: Yeah! Like, remember the Scottish based Potions class? And Snape did that weird bagpipe thing? That was funny!
Harry: Yeah! And the surfer-based Potions? And Snape came in with his hair died pink, blue, and green, and he was carrying a blue surfboard and kept saying 'Dude!' remember that?"
Ron: Yeah! But, no, it's back to boring, stinky ole…(opens door to Potions)
Before them lies a little kid paradise. Pictures of Barney and the Teletubbies line the walls, and cake is positioned at key locations around the room. The classroom had been painted different colors of the rainbow, and Snape was dressed as Bozo the Clown.
Ron: AAAAAAAAAAH! TELETUBBIES! (runs out of the classroom screaming) BLOODY MURDER!
Harry: Um…I guess you haven't recovered yet, Professor?
Herm: (walks over to Harry from door) Hey, Harry, how's it…(looks around the room and screams)
Harry: Herm, calm down.
Herm: CALM DOWN? CLAM DOWN? SNAPE HAS GONE ALL FREAKY STILL AND I'M STILL RECOVERING FROM OPERATION, AND YOU'RE TELLING ME TO CALM DOWN?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? (runs out of dungeons, screaming for life)
Snape: (walks over) I didn't think this would please anyone! That's why I did it! I need a break! I'm not crazy anymore! But I'm tired! I need a break! I'm tired! I need a break! I…(faints)
Harry: (stares at Snape for a while, then…) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! (runs away)
A/N: Should I write more? Because I'm running out of insane ideas! HELP!