Insanity Strikes…Again!
Scene 12
A/N: I got sick of writing the serious stuff, and I get a better response with humor (glares at everyone who has read Confessions of a Death Eater and hasn't reviewed!). Anyways, read, review, and enjoy!
(at the Great Hall)
Harry (A/N: Have you noticed he's first to speak in a lot of the scenes?): Ron, do you think we're going to have another dance?
Ron: Maybe.
Herm: Well, I think we've had enough dances. We had the Orange-You-Bored ball and the Harry/Ron Disco in the same week!
Ron: True…true…
Herm: I know it's true! I know everything! I've read Hogwarts, A History! I happen to know that this year is a record for dances! Hogwarts has never had two dances or balls or discos in the same week!
Harry: Hermione?
Herm: Yeah?
Harry: No one cares.
Herm: Shut up!
Harry: Nah…
Herm: Oh! (gets up and walks away furiously)
Ron: (looks sad)
Harry: Ron, are you OK?
Ron: Um…
DD: (stands up and claps his hands) Listen up, everyone! I have something to tell y'all! (clears throat) We are having another festivity!
Harry: Oh no…DD: This one is the Kiddy Corral!
Harry: Oh no…
DD: Only students in first, second, third, fourth, and fifth may attend this!
Fred and George: YAY!
DD: But I organized another event for the older students!
G and F: NO!
DD: It's called the Texas Ranger Ho-Down!
George: Oh NO!
Fred: We're ruined! Ruined, I tell you!
DD: Not so!
Snape: Are you going to put crazy pills in the refreshments again, Headmaster?
DD: No!
Snape: You're not?
DD: No, are you crazy? That's getting too old! No, I;m just going to…
(someone from the Ravenclaw table starts a food fight, and Dumbledore never finishes what he was going to say)
A/N: Yes! It ended too soon! But I'm running out of Ideas! HELP!