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As Harry silently slipped out of the Burrow he was thinking, "Oh Shit, bad day bad day."
Continuing up the road to his mansion for about 1/4 of a mile Harry pulled out his keys and unlocked the door. Walking into the dimly light hallway Harry headed upstairs and fell into a deep sleep.
Harry groggily opened his eyes to hear a knocking at the door. Throwing himself out of bed Harry put on a change of clothes and walked into the entry hall then opened the door to reveal Remus Lupin, Tonks, Moody, Dumbledore, and to Harry's disgust Snape.
"What would you like?" Harry hissed. (not parslemouth)
"Harry can we come in?" Remus asked politely.
"Fine!" Harry snapped and opened the door to let the wizards in.
Walking them into the living room he sat down on one of the numerous couches and asked, "What?"
"We need to talk Harry." Remus said.
"What are you Remus the spokesperson of the group?" Harry dryly replied.
Some what confronted but wondered how Harry new that because he was actually going to be the spokesperson as he the other magical people sitting beside him had the feeling that Remus would be Harry's new guardian.
"We are here to discuss your guardianship, how you were able to buy houses and get drunk, and where have you been exactly." Remus further continued.
The only answer he got from Harry was a snort.
Continuing, "So the Order of Phoenix has decided that I will be your new guardian." What Remus was expecting at the news was a, "ALL right" but not the way Harry was acting now. No Harry was laughing his firkin head off.
"What's so funny Potter?" Moody questioned curtly.
"Just that no one is my guardian and you people think you own me now since you think with Remus as my guardian and on your side I will do what I'm told." The-Boy-Who-Lived replied.
"What do you mean Potter?" Snape spat out the last word like a curse.
"I mean Professor that you cant control me and the fact Remus wont be my guardian." Potter spat back at Snape.
With these words the little twinkling in Dumbledores eyes dimmed. "What do you mean Harry?" Dumbledore asked softly.
"I mean that I don't have a guardian." Harry replied whilst thrusting his emancipation papers in front of him.
Dumbledore mumbled to himself as he read over the papers.
Looking up Dumbledores had no resident twinkle but rather he seemed cold. "How could you Harry now the Blood magic might not work at the Dursleys!" Shaking his head to himself Dumbledore passed the papers around for all of others to see. When it came to Remus who was last he said, "Harry you better have a very good meaning why you did this even though I don't want to hear it."
Not giving any reply Harry just took his papers back and tucked them into his wallet.
"Furthermore as that covers how you got drunk and bought houses I still need you to be taught Occlumency." Dumbledore said.
"Well then I actually don't think I will!" Harry retorted.
"As much as I would like that Potter we can not have the Dark Lord entering your mind again." Snape said dryly.
"I don't need them thank you very much and if you will you can try and break into my mind." Harry once again retorted.
Smirking Snape said, "Well then this is going to be quite funny." And before anybody could stop him he looked directly into Harry's eye and proceeded to use legimancy on him.
What happened next made Harry grin and Snape become engulfed in fury. The way Snape saw it was it looked as if he had entered Potter's mind but when he got there he got surrounded by a steel wall that looked for all eternity. Then Potter but it didn't look like Potter but rather of a robot potter (You know like old games how the people are basically made of small blocks.) popped up on the wall and started saying, "You suck at Occlumency." Over and over again in a weird roboty voice then Harry started raising his fist and flicking off the potion master off. Then to Snapes horror Harry said, "Well how about we see some of Snivelluses memories." Then the roboty Harry grins evilly.
Trying to get out Snape realized that Snape was totally stuck and had to watch his memory of James Potter flipping him upside down. After the memory ended Snape popped back into reality to come faced with questioning looks from the others and a grinning Harry. Launbch9ing himself at Harry Snape wasn't prepared for Harry pulling his wand and blasting Snape across the room.
Getting up Snape sighed in defeat and slumped down into his chair.
"What did you see Snape?" Tonks replied cheerfully after seeing her former potions teacher blasted across the room.
Grumbling Snape pointed his wand at his head mumbled a select words and his memory of that event was displayed in front of him like a T.V. Frowning as ever body started laughing.
Dumbledore was stunned he had never before seen someone who had been able to animate responses to Legimancy, "May I see what my response will be in your mind Harry?" He questioned.
Sneering Harry nodded. Entering Harry's mind Dumbledore was brought into the center and trapped like Snape. But instead of a Harry making fun of him horrific sights met him. First it started showing how hard Harry had to always had to work while Harry's voce started blaming everything on Dumbledore for leaving him there then it went into his nightmares and he would have to watch all of Harry's nightmares until Harry had learned Occlumency.
Emerging from Harry's mind Dumbledore decided to apologize to Harry. "Harry I am really sorry for everything that I have done to you and I will try and make it up to you." Dumbledore said softly.
Giving it some thought Harry finally decided yes and nodded.
Cheering up Dumbledore the said, "Well that's taken care of I guess you don't need to have lessons." "Also I would like to congratulate you." The he handed Harry the quidditch captain badge to Harry. Motioning for the rest to follow him out Dumbledore left and headed back towards the Burrow leaving Harry to muse over his thoughts.
As Harry silently slipped out of the Burrow he was thinking, "Oh Shit, bad day bad day."
Continuing up the road to his mansion for about 1/4 of a mile Harry pulled out his keys and unlocked the door. Walking into the dimly light hallway Harry headed upstairs and fell into a deep sleep.
Harry groggily opened his eyes to hear a knocking at the door. Throwing himself out of bed Harry put on a change of clothes and walked into the entry hall then opened the door to reveal Remus Lupin, Tonks, Moody, Dumbledore, and to Harry's disgust Snape.
"What would you like?" Harry hissed. (not parslemouth)
"Harry can we come in?" Remus asked politely.
"Fine!" Harry snapped and opened the door to let the wizards in.
Walking them into the living room he sat down on one of the numerous couches and asked, "What?"
"We need to talk Harry." Remus said.
"What are you Remus the spokesperson of the group?" Harry dryly replied.
Some what confronted but wondered how Harry new that because he was actually going to be the spokesperson as he the other magical people sitting beside him had the feeling that Remus would be Harry's new guardian.
"We are here to discuss your guardianship, how you were able to buy houses and get drunk, and where have you been exactly." Remus further continued.
The only answer he got from Harry was a snort.
Continuing, "So the Order of Phoenix has decided that I will be your new guardian." What Remus was expecting at the news was a, "ALL right" but not the way Harry was acting now. No Harry was laughing his firkin head off.
"What's so funny Potter?" Moody questioned curtly.
"Just that no one is my guardian and you people think you own me now since you think with Remus as my guardian and on your side I will do what I'm told." The-Boy-Who-Lived replied.
"What do you mean Potter?" Snape spat out the last word like a curse.
"I mean Professor that you cant control me and the fact Remus wont be my guardian." Potter spat back at Snape.
With these words the little twinkling in Dumbledores eyes dimmed. "What do you mean Harry?" Dumbledore asked softly.
"I mean that I don't have a guardian." Harry replied whilst thrusting his emancipation papers in front of him.
Dumbledore mumbled to himself as he read over the papers.
Looking up Dumbledores had no resident twinkle but rather he seemed cold. "How could you Harry now the Blood magic might not work at the Dursleys!" Shaking his head to himself Dumbledore passed the papers around for all of others to see. When it came to Remus who was last he said, "Harry you better have a very good meaning why you did this even though I don't want to hear it."
Not giving any reply Harry just took his papers back and tucked them into his wallet.
"Furthermore as that covers how you got drunk and bought houses I still need you to be taught Occlumency." Dumbledore said.
"Well then I actually don't think I will!" Harry retorted.
"As much as I would like that Potter we can not have the Dark Lord entering your mind again." Snape said dryly.
"I don't need them thank you very much and if you will you can try and break into my mind." Harry once again retorted.
Smirking Snape said, "Well then this is going to be quite funny." And before anybody could stop him he looked directly into Harry's eye and proceeded to use legimancy on him.
What happened next made Harry grin and Snape become engulfed in fury. The way Snape saw it was it looked as if he had entered Potter's mind but when he got there he got surrounded by a steel wall that looked for all eternity. Then Potter but it didn't look like Potter but rather of a robot potter (You know like old games how the people are basically made of small blocks.) popped up on the wall and started saying, "You suck at Occlumency." Over and over again in a weird roboty voice then Harry started raising his fist and flicking off the potion master off. Then to Snapes horror Harry said, "Well how about we see some of Snivelluses memories." Then the roboty Harry grins evilly.
Trying to get out Snape realized that Snape was totally stuck and had to watch his memory of James Potter flipping him upside down. After the memory ended Snape popped back into reality to come faced with questioning looks from the others and a grinning Harry. Launbch9ing himself at Harry Snape wasn't prepared for Harry pulling his wand and blasting Snape across the room.
Getting up Snape sighed in defeat and slumped down into his chair.
"What did you see Snape?" Tonks replied cheerfully after seeing her former potions teacher blasted across the room.
Grumbling Snape pointed his wand at his head mumbled a select words and his memory of that event was displayed in front of him like a T.V. Frowning as ever body started laughing.
Dumbledore was stunned he had never before seen someone who had been able to animate responses to Legimancy, "May I see what my response will be in your mind Harry?" He questioned.
Sneering Harry nodded. Entering Harry's mind Dumbledore was brought into the center and trapped like Snape. But instead of a Harry making fun of him horrific sights met him. First it started showing how hard Harry had to always had to work while Harry's voce started blaming everything on Dumbledore for leaving him there then it went into his nightmares and he would have to watch all of Harry's nightmares until Harry had learned Occlumency.
Emerging from Harry's mind Dumbledore decided to apologize to Harry. "Harry I am really sorry for everything that I have done to you and I will try and make it up to you." Dumbledore said softly.
Giving it some thought Harry finally decided yes and nodded.
Cheering up Dumbledore the said, "Well that's taken care of I guess you don't need to have lessons." "Also I would like to congratulate you." The he handed Harry the quidditch captain badge to Harry. Motioning for the rest to follow him out Dumbledore left and headed back towards the Burrow leaving Harry to muse over his thoughts.