The Kiddy Corral!
Scene 12 or 13, I forget
Herm (dressed as Barney): I hate this costume. I hate Barney. I hate this party!
Ron (dressed as cow): You got that right. I'm never eating steak again.
Harry (dressed as clown): I can't believe Snape let me borrow this! It's WAY too big!
Ron: Yeah. It's, like, sagging at the edges, dude.
DD (dressed as 7 year old with large lollipop in right hand and beanie cap on his head): OK! (spins beanie propeller on his beanie cap) It's time to get the party started! (blows into noisemaker)
Herm: I'd rather not, thank you.
Malfoy (dressed as Blockbuster boss): AW, come on, Mudblood! (slaps Herm on the back) Come on, Barney, Bozo, and Mr. Cow! Shake your booty! (shakes booty while walking away)
(long pause)
Ron: That wasn't a pleasant sight…
Herm: Amen to that!
Harry: I argue.
Ron and Herm: WHAT?!
Harry: Sorry, I mean, I agree.
Ron and Herm: Oh. (sigh in relief)
Harry: What's McGee dressed as?
Herm: It appears to be a…horse.
Ron: Why a horse?
Herm: I don't know!
Harry: Maybe she's the, like, pony for us to ride…
(another long pause)
Ron: I don't want to do that!
Herm: Me neither!
Harry: Uh-huh!
Herm and Ron: WHAT?!
Harry: Sorry, I mean, Uh-uh!
Herm: Good.
Ron: Harry?
Harry: Yeah?
Ron: I think you're losing it.
Harry: Losing what?
Ron: (sighs) Never mind.
Herm: He means he's losing your marbles.
Harry: I've never had marbles, so how could I lose them?
Herm: Oh, just forget it!
Harry: It? (starts laughing hysterically)
Herm: What's so funny? (A/N: It's not what you think it means, you perverts out there! It's another thing! I would have to change the rating if I was talking about THAT!)
Harry: (stops laughing) Nothing.
Ron: Okay. What's Flitwick wearing?
Harry: Looks like he's wearing a…giant pillow?
Ron: Huh?
Herm: A giant pillow, apparently.
Malfoy: (passes them, still shaking his booty)
(this time, it's a short pause)
Ron: That is still very disturbing!
Herm: You can say that again.
Ron: That is still very disturbing!
Herm: Oh, Ron, you know what I mean! (giggles)
Ron: (looks pleased)
Harry: What's Snape wearing?
Ron: His surfer outfit.
Harry: Did he dye his hair pink, blue, and green again?
Ron: No…it's green and silver.
Herm: Figures.
Ron: What's Professor Smith dressed as?
Herm: He's dressed as a giant sunflower.
Ron and Harry: Figures.
Harry: What's Trelawny dressed as?
Herm: Did you really expect her to be here? She won't, because it clouds her so-called "Inner Eye".
Harry: Oh, yeah!
Ron: (sarcastically) Harry! How could you forget such an important piece of vital information?
Harry, Herm, and Ron (A/N: Hey! Alphabetical order!): (laugh uncontrollably)
Harry: OK, OK, OK. Let's go chat to our fellow classmates! Hey, Ginny!
Ginny: (walks over) Hello, everyone.
Herm: Ginny, what are you supposed to be?
Ginny: (sighs in exasperation) People have been asking me that all night! I'm dressed as a Beater bat!
Harry: Why would you do that to yourself, Ginny?
Ginny: I think I should change into an…um…can you guys help me?
Herm: A book.
Harry: The Snitch.
Ron: Lice.
Herm: RON!
Ron: Sorry. OK, how about a butterfly?
Ginny: OK! (walks out of Great Hall)
(15 minutes later)
Ron: What the-?
Ginny: Hello, everyone!
Harry: Ginny, you're not a butterfly!
Ginny: Sure I am! I'm a fly covered in butter!
Ron: That will win the Most Confusing Costume!
Ginny: There's a contest?
Ron: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Ginny: I'll take that as a yes.
Herm: Ginny, he was just kidding.
Ginny: Oh. Well, I better be off! (walks away)
Harry: OK, who should we do next?
Ron: How about Colin?
Harry: (groans) I don't want to…
Herm: Oh, shut up, Harry, and let's go talk to him!
Harry: Fine, fine. Hey, Colin!
Ron: Colon?
Harry: No, Colin.
Ron: Oh.
Colin: Hey, you mans!
Herm: Mans! There's no such word! That's poor grammar!
Colin: Sorry.
Harry: What are you supposed to be, Colin?
Colin: I'm a giant wand!
Ron: That's, uh, very…unique, Colon. Sorry, I mean Cologne. I mean, Cricket. I mean…oh, never mind.
Colin: That's OK. Well, I best be off! My brother's dressed as a giant rooster! (runs away)
Ron: I wonder what Fred and George are doing…
A/N: Was that chapter a bit more crazy? The next chapter…the Texas Ranger Ho-Down!