The Texas Ranger Ho-Down!
Scene 14
Fred (dressed as moose): Why did I have to be the moose, George? Why couldn't you be the moose? WHY ME?
George (dressed as hot dog): What are you talking about? I had to be the hot dog!
Fred: Good point.
Angelina (dressed as giant bow): Hey, you guys.
Fred: H-hi Angelina.
George: Please excuse my abnormal brother, Angie. He has a bad case of puppy lo-
Fred: (muzzles George) Shut up, you…you…hot dog!
George: Mpph mmphh gmph! (Translation: You shut up!)
Katie (dressed as giant hand): Hello, people.
George: Urmgh, mut Mphy. (Translation: Um, hi Katie.)
Fred: Ha! Look who has puppy lo-
George: (smacks Fred)
Fred: (snaps hand off George's mouth) OUCHIES!
George: HA!
Fred: Man, dude! You sure know how to get a guy nervous!
George: Really?
Fred: No.
George: HEY! Where's Lee?
Fred: Over there.
George: Over where?
Fred: (sighs) See the dude dressed as ice cream?
George: Is that Lee Jordan?
Fred: No, it's Viktor Krum.
George: Really?
Fred: NO! It's Lee, you stupid git! Geez…
George: Sor-ry…
Angelina: Why are you guys always arguing?
Fred: Because we can, that's why.
George: Careful, Fred. Don't want to insult your girlfriend, do we?
Fred: GEORGE!!!!!!!!!
Angelina: I'm your girlfriend?
Fred: No.
Angelina: Do you want me to be your girlfriend?
Fred: No…(looks nervous)
Angelina: Liar! (kisses Fred)
George: See, Fred! What would've happened if I hadn't said anything?
Fred: Um…(appears unable to speak)
George:(in baby voice) Come on, Fred! Who's a good twin brother? Come on!
Fred: Shut up.
George: Yes, I am the two-minutes older brother who has helped a two-minutes younger brother in his hour of need…
Fred: I repeat, shut up.
George: Make me!
Fred: I can't!
George: WHY NOT? You a wussy boy?
Fred: No! Because Snape is coming this way!
George: AH! HIDE! (hides behind Katie, who looks pleased)
Katie: Cha!
George: …
Fred: OK, what was that about?
Snape (who, evidently, has changed into a teddy bear): Give me a bear hug, Fred! (opens arms wide)
Fred: Uh…no thanks…
George: Platform 9 ¾!
Fred: Why in the world did you say that, George?
George (emerges from hiding spot): I don't know! But I'm tired! I need a break! (A/N: Sound familiar, folks?) I need a tired! I'm break! I…(faints)
Angelina: Actually, I don't feel so well either! I'm tired; I need a break! I'm tired! I need a break! I…(faints)
Katie: Me too! Need a break! Tired! (faints)
Fred: O…kay…
Snape: This happened to me earlier! But…now I'm tired and need a break again! I'm not crazy! But I'm tired! I need a break! I…(faints)
Fred: (bursts into hysterics) HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
DD(still dressed as giant 7 year old): Having fun, Fred? I just came by for a quick hello from the Kiddy Corral! (spins beanie propeller and licks lollipop) How's it going? (stares at floor) Hey, what happen…I'm tired! I need a break! I…(faints, gets up, then walks away as if nothing happened)
Fred: …
A/N: Here's what is coming!
· Why is everyone saying, "I'm tired! I need a break!"?
· Beware more insanity!
· A F.U.N. scene, courtesy of one of my friends, Astrid!
· Why is everyone fainting?
Tra la la!