The Marauders Star In: Little Red Riding Hood
Padfoot
JK's stuff. Yup.
I loved Moony's story so much, and I know you guys did—I decided to make a sequel! No flames, pleeze. –Paddy
Little Red Riding Hood
Characters
Sirius Black- Little Red Riding Hood
James Potter- Grandma
Peter Pettigrew- Mother
Remus Lupin- Big Bad Wolf
Curtains rise
Remus: I'M NOT THE BIG BAD WOLF!
James: Well that is YOUR part in this play...
Sirius: And you ARE dresses like 'em...
Sirius and James: continue to ramble on
Peter: SHUT UP and let me say my lines, already!
Remus, James, and Sirius: shuts up
Peter: Thank you. Oh (forgets Little Red Riding Hood's name) Little Red Riding Hood... will you please take off that dreadful cape, and bring these goodies to your Grandmother?
James: Yes, respect your elders. Pokes his gray wig
Sirius: OK lady—I'll bring these Oreos to poor, SICK James fakes a cough, Grandma –and apparate to her house- but do I have to take off my shimmering red cape? I just loove pretending I'm superman!
Remus: SUPERMAN?
Peter: OK... take this here basket, girl. And remember to always stay on the path in the woods!
Sirius: The basket's gonna explode in my hands. You rigged it. I know it.
Peter: No it ain't!
James: Don't said ain't! 'Cause ain't ain't a word!
Audience: questioned looks on about all of their faces
Remus: after a minute's worth of silence I'M NOT THE BIG BAD WOLF!
Sirius, Peter, and James: Yes you are!!
Sirius: Yes Mother PETER! I'll be good. He skips off happily. Scene Changes.
Sirius: Oh no! These woods sure are dark and scarrry. Like the Forbidden Forest! Not that I was ever in there...
Remus: Hello Siri—I mean, Little Girl.
Sirius: Plays with one of his pigtails. Hi Mister Wolf, sir.
Remus: I'M NOT THE BIG BAD WOLF!
Sirius: Yes you are! Now say your line quick—the audience looks like they want to stun us all!
Remus: What is in that lovely smelling basket, Si- Girl?
Sirius: They're goodies for my Grandma—she's sick. And my name's Little Red Riding Hood! Not girl!
Remus: Fine then, Little Red Riding Hood. Now... where might your Grandmother live? There was a cardboard house 5 feet away from them.
Sirius: She lives right down this path here, why do you ask, Mr. Wolf?
Remus: I'M NOT--
Suddenly—Peter ran across the stage screaming bloody murder.
Sirius: That was weird.
Remus: I know he checks through the script And it wasn't even in the script!
Peter took another round of screaming.
Sirius: Stop it Worm—STUPEFY!
A jet of red light erupted from Sirius's wand tip, hitting Peter, who froze.
Sirius: Well that takes care of that.
Remus: I thought McGonagall said that NO magic was allowed this time.
Sirius: She did? Oh well!
James: JUST GET ON WITH THE PLAY!
Remus: No reason.
Sirius: Oh- ok! Just as long as you're not going to follow me and then-
Remus: Shut up! That isn't in your lines!
Sirius: Yes it is!
Remus: No it isn't!
Sirius: Is too!
Remus: Is not!
Sirius: You're right—it isn't.
Remus in the big bad wolf costume ran back into the woods suspiciously.
Sirius: That was weird. I mean—time to go see Grandma! He skipped off to Grandma's house.
Sirius: Sirius began knocking on her grandmother's door. Oh Grandma!! I've brought all these yummy goodies for you!
James: Oh—thank you very much Red Riding Hood!
Sirius: 'Welcome! Can I come in, Pr—Grandma?
James: No!
Peter: Now he's un-stunned, OK? That's not in your lines!
James: I don't care!
Sirius: Than I'll get the big bad wolf and he'll huff and puff like he just ran a 20-meter track!
James: No you won't.
Sirius: You're right. But I still can—force the door down! REDUCTO! Door collapses.
Sirius walks over to his Grandma's bed.
Sirius: Why Grandma, what big EARS you gots!
Remus: It's the wolf in Grandma's clothing. Er- all the better to hear your voice with?
Sirius: And why Grandma, what big of a NOSE you gots! Like Snape's!
Remus: All the better to smell wood burning!
Sirius: Why Grandma, what big TEETH you gots! Like a werewolf!
Remus: I'M NOT THE BIG BAD WOLF!
Sirius: Yes you are, Grandma.
Remus: All the better to EAT you with- my dear.
Sirius: Don't you mean bite?
James: JUST SAY YOUR LINES!
Sirius: Oh my goodness gracious, you ate GRANDMA!
Remus: No I didn't! She's right there! He points behind Sirius. James curtsies in his dress.
Sirius: Grandma! Peter comes out reading the script.
Peter: Aren't you supposed to hug James, Siri?
Sirius: I'm not sure.
Peter: Shoves script under Sirius's nose.
Sirius: Look what it says—does it say what I think it says? Yes! DISCO PARTY!!
Peter, James, and Remus: WHAT?!
McGonagall: WHAT?!
Audience: stares
Curtain closes so the audience won't have to suffer any longer.
Padfoot
JK's stuff. Yup.
I loved Moony's story so much, and I know you guys did—I decided to make a sequel! No flames, pleeze. –Paddy
Little Red Riding Hood
Characters
Sirius Black- Little Red Riding Hood
James Potter- Grandma
Peter Pettigrew- Mother
Remus Lupin- Big Bad Wolf
Curtains rise
Remus: I'M NOT THE BIG BAD WOLF!
James: Well that is YOUR part in this play...
Sirius: And you ARE dresses like 'em...
Sirius and James: continue to ramble on
Peter: SHUT UP and let me say my lines, already!
Remus, James, and Sirius: shuts up
Peter: Thank you. Oh (forgets Little Red Riding Hood's name) Little Red Riding Hood... will you please take off that dreadful cape, and bring these goodies to your Grandmother?
James: Yes, respect your elders. Pokes his gray wig
Sirius: OK lady—I'll bring these Oreos to poor, SICK James fakes a cough, Grandma –and apparate to her house- but do I have to take off my shimmering red cape? I just loove pretending I'm superman!
Remus: SUPERMAN?
Peter: OK... take this here basket, girl. And remember to always stay on the path in the woods!
Sirius: The basket's gonna explode in my hands. You rigged it. I know it.
Peter: No it ain't!
James: Don't said ain't! 'Cause ain't ain't a word!
Audience: questioned looks on about all of their faces
Remus: after a minute's worth of silence I'M NOT THE BIG BAD WOLF!
Sirius, Peter, and James: Yes you are!!
Sirius: Yes Mother PETER! I'll be good. He skips off happily. Scene Changes.
Sirius: Oh no! These woods sure are dark and scarrry. Like the Forbidden Forest! Not that I was ever in there...
Remus: Hello Siri—I mean, Little Girl.
Sirius: Plays with one of his pigtails. Hi Mister Wolf, sir.
Remus: I'M NOT THE BIG BAD WOLF!
Sirius: Yes you are! Now say your line quick—the audience looks like they want to stun us all!
Remus: What is in that lovely smelling basket, Si- Girl?
Sirius: They're goodies for my Grandma—she's sick. And my name's Little Red Riding Hood! Not girl!
Remus: Fine then, Little Red Riding Hood. Now... where might your Grandmother live? There was a cardboard house 5 feet away from them.
Sirius: She lives right down this path here, why do you ask, Mr. Wolf?
Remus: I'M NOT--
Suddenly—Peter ran across the stage screaming bloody murder.
Sirius: That was weird.
Remus: I know he checks through the script And it wasn't even in the script!
Peter took another round of screaming.
Sirius: Stop it Worm—STUPEFY!
A jet of red light erupted from Sirius's wand tip, hitting Peter, who froze.
Sirius: Well that takes care of that.
Remus: I thought McGonagall said that NO magic was allowed this time.
Sirius: She did? Oh well!
James: JUST GET ON WITH THE PLAY!
Remus: No reason.
Sirius: Oh- ok! Just as long as you're not going to follow me and then-
Remus: Shut up! That isn't in your lines!
Sirius: Yes it is!
Remus: No it isn't!
Sirius: Is too!
Remus: Is not!
Sirius: You're right—it isn't.
Remus in the big bad wolf costume ran back into the woods suspiciously.
Sirius: That was weird. I mean—time to go see Grandma! He skipped off to Grandma's house.
Sirius: Sirius began knocking on her grandmother's door. Oh Grandma!! I've brought all these yummy goodies for you!
James: Oh—thank you very much Red Riding Hood!
Sirius: 'Welcome! Can I come in, Pr—Grandma?
James: No!
Peter: Now he's un-stunned, OK? That's not in your lines!
James: I don't care!
Sirius: Than I'll get the big bad wolf and he'll huff and puff like he just ran a 20-meter track!
James: No you won't.
Sirius: You're right. But I still can—force the door down! REDUCTO! Door collapses.
Sirius walks over to his Grandma's bed.
Sirius: Why Grandma, what big EARS you gots!
Remus: It's the wolf in Grandma's clothing. Er- all the better to hear your voice with?
Sirius: And why Grandma, what big of a NOSE you gots! Like Snape's!
Remus: All the better to smell wood burning!
Sirius: Why Grandma, what big TEETH you gots! Like a werewolf!
Remus: I'M NOT THE BIG BAD WOLF!
Sirius: Yes you are, Grandma.
Remus: All the better to EAT you with- my dear.
Sirius: Don't you mean bite?
James: JUST SAY YOUR LINES!
Sirius: Oh my goodness gracious, you ate GRANDMA!
Remus: No I didn't! She's right there! He points behind Sirius. James curtsies in his dress.
Sirius: Grandma! Peter comes out reading the script.
Peter: Aren't you supposed to hug James, Siri?
Sirius: I'm not sure.
Peter: Shoves script under Sirius's nose.
Sirius: Look what it says—does it say what I think it says? Yes! DISCO PARTY!!
Peter, James, and Remus: WHAT?!
McGonagall: WHAT?!
Audience: stares
Curtain closes so the audience won't have to suffer any longer.