The F.U.N. Spell!

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A/N:Sorry it's taken me so long to update, but I've been so busy! Well, I've been busy writing new stories and stuff, and I'm thinking of writing something else once I finish Professor Smith-He's Back and I need to post the third chapter of Confessions of a Death Eater because somebody FINALLY reviewed and I'm just under a lot of strain! OK? So, sorry to those loyal fans out there-this is my most reviewed story! That's kind of sad, actually…

   Well, this entire scene belongs to my very good friend Astrid, so if you didn't like it, blame her, not me. But, she's not on ff.net, so you can't flame all her stories! Oh, and neither of us own the F.U.N. song. Good day. (walks away, humming the national anthem under her breath)

Harry: That's it Snape! I will put the F.U.N. spell on you!

Snape: YOU CAN'T DO THAT!

Harry: YES I CAN!

Snape: NOOOOOOOOO FUUUUUUUUNNNN!

Harry: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! (zap)

Snape: F is for friends who do STUUUUUUUUUFFFFF TOOOGETHHERRRRRR!

Harry: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Malfoy: What up, Snape?

Snape: U is for you and me!!!

Malfoy: HUH?

Snape: N IS FOR ANYWHERE AND ANYTIME AT ALL!

Harry: Hahahahahaha!

Malfoy: I still don't get it.

Snape (pointing at Harry): DOWN HERE AT HOGWARTSIE!

Harry: HAHA!

Malfoy: I'm still confused.

Harry: As usual.

DD: I know that song!

McG: Oh god have mercy on us…

Malfoy: Harry was the only one here who could've given him the spell… (has innocent look on his face)

Harry: Uuuuuuummmmm…I got to go! (runs away)

Ron: So you did it?

Harry: yeah, like you told me to.

Ron: Yeah, like I told you to.

Harry: Uh-huh.

Herm: So, what you doing?

Ron: Uuuuuum…nothing!

Harry: Yeah, nothing, just making Snape sing the F.U.N. song over and over…oops.

Ron: Harry!

Harry (looks guilty): Sorry.

Herm: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'MMMMMMMMM SOOOOOOOOO MAAAD! (starts to rampage right at them)

Ron and Harry: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! (run away as fast as they could get to Hagrid's hut)

Ron: I think we're safe here.

Herm: Boo!

Harry: AAH!

Ron: Hagrid, what's up?

Herm: HUH?

Harry: Yeah!

Ron: She hit me WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! (fakes crying)

Hagrid: Shame, Hermione!

Herm: No! I did hit Ron!

Hagrid: That clashes with what you just said! SHAME! I thought you had better grammatical skills than that!

Herm: Ooops! I said the wrong thing…

A/N: That's where Astrid ended it, so I'm going to end it there. OK? REVIEW!