Scene 18
More Attacks
A/N: Hey-loo everyone! Here's Scene 18! Enjoy. Don't forget to review!
(the next day, in Snape's office)
Snape: (standing in front of a row of coconuts) I have a lovely bunch of coconuts, they're all standing in a row…
DD:(bursts through door) Severus!
Snape: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! *hides behind desk in fear*
DD: Severus, it's just me, your best friend.
Snape: *peers from behind desk* Barney?
DD: NO! It's Dumbledore.
Snape: Oh. *gets up* What do you need? DD: The prisoner's escaped!Snape: Oh no! *pause* What prisoner?
DD: Didn't you get the memo?
Snape: What memo?
DD: Obviously you didn't…well, Mr. Weasley and Mr. Potter, the heroic wizard of the century…
Snape: *laughs nervously and puts Harry Potter voodoo doll away, which he was just sticking pins into*
DD: …found an evil gopher. We INJECTED *weird violin music* it, but it somehow survived, and it's escaped and running around the school attacking people!!!!
Snape: OH NOOOOOOOO!!! *pause* What's his name?
DD: Why does that matter?!
Snape: Just tell me its name!
DD: Mr. Gophy.
Snape: Hmm…
DD: Anyway, we need your helllpppppp!
Snape: (suddenly looks smug) I can see why you came to me…
DD: Actually…you were my last resort.
Snape: WHAT!!!!!!!
DD: Don't be offended! Being picked last has its advantages!
Snape: Like what?
DD: Uh…
(several hours later)
DD: Uh…(several more hours later)
DD: Uh…(Snape has left already to defeat the evil gopher)
Part 2 of Scene 18
MR. GOPHY…MUST…DIE!!!!
(Hermione and Draco are trapped in a corner. Mr. Gophy is about to attack them)
Draco: I don't wanna die!
Herm: Oh, shut up.
Draco: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Herm: I said SHUT UP!
Draco: (continues crying)
Herm: If you ask me, this is cruel and unusual punishment! And I didn't even do anything!
Mr.Gophy: MUST…HAVE…HUMAN…FLESH!!!
(Snape comes marching/running down the hall, wand held high)
Snape: HEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRREEEEE GOPHY GOPHY GOPHY!!!!
Mr.Gophy: Food! (goes after Snape)
Snape: (throws wand into the air in fear) AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!! RUN AWAAAAYYYYYY!!! *runs away*
Herm: Well, that was close.
Draco: *still crying*
Herm: You can stop crying, ferret boy! The psycho gopher's gone.
Draco: *continues to cry*
Herm: AAUUUGGHHHH! *runs away*
Part 3 of Scene 18
DOUBLE INJECTION!!! *weird violin music AND lightning*
(staff room)
DD: Well, it seems we have no choice.
MP: Don't tell me…
DD: Yes…we must do…a DOUBLE INJECTION!!! *weird violin music AND lightning*
(later, in the hospital wing, Mr. Gophy is lying doubly unconscious on a bed)
DD: I think that solves our problems until we find a stupid owner for this guy!
…Or is it??
REVIEW…or fear the wrath of Mr. Gophy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!