Scene 19
Giant Man-Eating Clam!
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(Hospital Wing. Mr. Gophy is unconscious.)
MP: Are you sure he'll stay like this?
DD: Yes, for at least 67 days.
MP: That's a really long time!
DD: I know, isn't it?
Snape: (comes running in) Sir!
DD: Yes, Severus?
Snape: There's a giant man-eating clam on the grounds!
DD: What the (censored)?! How did that get here?
Snape: Hagrid, apparently, set it loose from the wild!
DD: Aw, shit...Poppy, help me out here---Poppy?
(MP has disappeared. Tumbleweed rolls by)
DD: Bloody cowards. Come on, Severus, I'll need some help...
(they both run out)
Part 2 of Scene 19
How Did Spongebob Get Here?
Giant Clam: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
Draco: Help!
(Snape and DD come rushing over, wands held high)
Snape: ATTACK!
(Snape and DD cast loads of spells at Giant Clam. The spells deflect off of the shell, however, and hit them instead)
Snape and DD: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! (explode)
Draco: Oh no! Professor Snape! (cries)
Giant Clam: RAAAAHHHH!
Draco: He's dead! Waaaaah!
Giant Clam: (makes its way over to Draco) RAAAAH!
Draco: (shrieks like a girl and runs away, remains of Snape and DD forgotten)
(Spongebob and Sandy emerge from the Forbidden Forest in karate poses)
Sandy: HIYA! (karate chops Giant Clam)
Giant Clam: Ow! Grrr...(turns to Sandy and Spongebob)
(The Trio come running out of the castle, wands held high)
Harry: Prepare to be vaporized, Giant Clam! EXPECTO PATRONUM!
(Harry's stag runs at Giant Clam)
Giant Clam: NOOOOOOOO!!! (disappears)
Trio: Yay!
Spongebob: Good work, you guys!
Ron: Uh...who are you?
Spongebob: Why, I'm Spongebob Squarepants!
Sandy: And I'm Sandy Cheeks.
Harry: Sorry, don't know you.
Spongebob: Ah, well. Let's go Sandy. Our work is finished!
Hermione: What do you mean?
Harry: Yeah! I did all the work!
Sandy: Yeah, but we stalled it!
Ron: So? It still would've been here when we got here. We got here 5 seconds after you!
Spongebob: But Sandy used might Karate action, and you can't, so (raspberry)!
Hermione: gasps How dare you blow a raspberry at me! GLACIUS!
(Spongebob and Sandy become frozen)
Hermione: Thank you, Prisoner of Azkaban video game! (blows on wand)
Harry: Who wants cupcakes?
Ron: Oh, me, me! (waves hand frantically)
(Trio run back into castle to get cupcakes)
A/N: Like it? Review!
Giant Man-Eating Clam!
A/N: I am back after a very long absence. I decided to update this story first because...well, it has no plot. REVIEW!!
(Hospital Wing. Mr. Gophy is unconscious.)
MP: Are you sure he'll stay like this?
DD: Yes, for at least 67 days.
MP: That's a really long time!
DD: I know, isn't it?
Snape: (comes running in) Sir!
DD: Yes, Severus?
Snape: There's a giant man-eating clam on the grounds!
DD: What the (censored)?! How did that get here?
Snape: Hagrid, apparently, set it loose from the wild!
DD: Aw, shit...Poppy, help me out here---Poppy?
(MP has disappeared. Tumbleweed rolls by)
DD: Bloody cowards. Come on, Severus, I'll need some help...
(they both run out)
Part 2 of Scene 19
How Did Spongebob Get Here?
Giant Clam: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
Draco: Help!
(Snape and DD come rushing over, wands held high)
Snape: ATTACK!
(Snape and DD cast loads of spells at Giant Clam. The spells deflect off of the shell, however, and hit them instead)
Snape and DD: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! (explode)
Draco: Oh no! Professor Snape! (cries)
Giant Clam: RAAAAHHHH!
Draco: He's dead! Waaaaah!
Giant Clam: (makes its way over to Draco) RAAAAH!
Draco: (shrieks like a girl and runs away, remains of Snape and DD forgotten)
(Spongebob and Sandy emerge from the Forbidden Forest in karate poses)
Sandy: HIYA! (karate chops Giant Clam)
Giant Clam: Ow! Grrr...(turns to Sandy and Spongebob)
(The Trio come running out of the castle, wands held high)
Harry: Prepare to be vaporized, Giant Clam! EXPECTO PATRONUM!
(Harry's stag runs at Giant Clam)
Giant Clam: NOOOOOOOO!!! (disappears)
Trio: Yay!
Spongebob: Good work, you guys!
Ron: Uh...who are you?
Spongebob: Why, I'm Spongebob Squarepants!
Sandy: And I'm Sandy Cheeks.
Harry: Sorry, don't know you.
Spongebob: Ah, well. Let's go Sandy. Our work is finished!
Hermione: What do you mean?
Harry: Yeah! I did all the work!
Sandy: Yeah, but we stalled it!
Ron: So? It still would've been here when we got here. We got here 5 seconds after you!
Spongebob: But Sandy used might Karate action, and you can't, so (raspberry)!
Hermione: gasps How dare you blow a raspberry at me! GLACIUS!
(Spongebob and Sandy become frozen)
Hermione: Thank you, Prisoner of Azkaban video game! (blows on wand)
Harry: Who wants cupcakes?
Ron: Oh, me, me! (waves hand frantically)
(Trio run back into castle to get cupcakes)
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