Scene 20

Quest for Cupcakes

A/N: I know I should be updating my other stories too, like A Potional Mind and Smith 3000 and God knows what else…but I can't help it! I really want to write this scene! And so, therefore, here it is. Review, my good people. Review.

(The Trio is heading to the kitchens to get some cupcakes when Hagrid blocks their way)

Hagrid: Nice job, getting' rid o' that Giant Man-Eatin' Clam.

Harry: Thanks, Hagrid.

Ron: Yeah, thanks and all, but we need to get cupcakes.

Hagrid: Aw, who needs cupcakes when I've got a 'ole batch o' my rock cakes back at me hut?

Trio: Er…(weak smiles)

(at Hagrid's Hut)

Hermione: Er, these cakes are really…(attempts to swallow) good, Hagrid!

Hagrid: Why, thank you, 'ermione!

Harry: (tries to unclench jaw to say something but can't) MMpprgh…

Ron: Yeah, Harry's right, we ought to be going now.

Hagrid: But ya haven' eaten yer cake yet, Ron!

Ron: Oh, yeah…(stares down at cake glumly) Um, I'm not really hungry.

Hagrid: But I though' you were goin' to get cupcakes earlier.

Ron: Yes, but ah, suddenly not hungry anymore, yep.

Hagrid: Oh, I see. You don' like me cakes.

Ron: No, that's not it!

Hagrid: It's all righ', Ron. I understand.

Ron: Oh, okay. So we can go?

Hagrid: YOU BLOODY WELL CANNOT!

Ron: But you said it was okay!

Hagrid: I was jus' testin' ya! Now I know you really don' like me cakes! (cries)

Hermione: Oh, nice going, Ron! You're so tactless!

Ron: WHAT! He said it was all right if I didn't like them!

Hermione: Any idiot could tell he was lying!

Ron: Well, then I guess that makes me an idiot! (pause) Wait…

Harry: Mmrph glrrph mm ypirj!

Ron: Harry's right. Let's just forget about it.

Harry: MMPPPRHH FIRJIG RIIRT!

Ron: Okay, okay, we get it! Let's get cupcakes!

Hermione: But Ron, we can't just leave an emotionally distressed Hagrid here!

Hagrid: It's all righ'. (sob) You three go an'…go 'an…(bawls) have yer cupcakes.

Ron: Okay, so that's settled. (leaves, Harry in tow)

Hermione: But---(looks at Hagrid, sighs, and follows Harry and Ron)

(in the kitchens)

Ron: I WANT SOME CUPCAKES! (foaming at mouth)

House Elf #1: Yes, sir, we'll be getting you cupcakes right away, good sir! (bustles off)

House Elf #2: Look! (points to Hermione) It is that girl who be trying to set us free!

House Elf #3: GET HER!

(house elves mob Hermione. Hermione screams and runs away)

Elf #1: Here is your cupcakes, good sirs! (hands them tray of cupcakes)

Harry: That was fast.

Ron: (starts eating all the cupcakes right there)

Harry: Hey! Save some for me, would you?

Ron: (stops) Never! (continues eating)

Harry: (grabs one quickly and runs off)

Ron: GET BACK HERE! (chases Harry, still holding tray)

Harry: (cackles madly)

House Elf #2: House Elf #1, did you put the crazy pills in the cupcakes?

House Elf #1: (giggles) Oops.

THE END.

A/N: I decided to just end the movie there, because I think it rounds it off quite nicely. The story begins all over again… You can use your imagination to figure out what happens next. I might write a sequel someday, if I feel so inclined. Happy reviewing!