Disclaimer: No matter how much I wish I owned the Harry Potter universe, I
don't. It all belongs to the goddess J.K Rowling.
This chapter is dedicated to GriffinFox, who asked for more Malfoy bashing. Believe me, I am more than happy to oblige!
Anyway, on with the fic. Draco Malfoy. Yuck. Slimy-haired git (dodges rotten apples and tomatoes thrown by Malfoy fans).
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Basic stuff:
Name: Draco Malfoy.
Sex: Male. Definitely male. ;)
Age: 16
Parents: Lucius and Narcissa Malfoy.
Siblings: None. After all, you can't improve on perfection now can you?
Hair Colour: Blonde. Like fathers'.
Eyes: Steely blue.
Do you wear glasses? : No, thank Merlin.
Pureblood, half-blood, or Muggle-born? Pure-blood. After all, I'm pretty damn perfect and after all, that makes me a pure-blood doesn't it? (Author dodges the apples and tomatoes again. Sorry to all Draco fans, but I really detest the little git. Sorry! Anyway, on with the fic!)
School: Hogwarts.
House: Slytherin. What else?
If I say the word Quidditch, what do you do? Excellent. After all, I am on the Slytherin team. Playing against Potty as Seeker.
What was the last thing you...
Ate: My dinner
Dreamt about: Having hundreds of girls adore me. Wait, that's not a dream. That's real life!
Wished: That this school had no MUDBLOODS in it.
Drank: Pumpkin juice.
Thought about: Quidditch.
Personal:
Who are your best friends? Well, I suppose it would have to be Crabbe and Goyle.
Do you have a crush? No. But plenty of girls have crushes on me.
Have you ever fallen for your best friend? NO! But I suppose Pansy Parkinson is quite cute.
Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? No. Lots of girls have asked me out, but I'm not ready for a commitment yet.
What are you wearing right now? You really want to know? Leather trousers. (A/N: The Draco fan girls will be happy now, right? Sorry, I'll shut up now.)
Favourite:
Colour: Green and silver
Food: Not really bothered. Just as long as *I* don't have to make it.
Subject at school: Potions. And DADA when Professor Umbridge was here.
Teacher: Snape. Or Professor Umbridge.
Quote/saying: "Look, if it isn't the Potty and the Weasel." I just love saying that.
Least favourite:
Colour: Red or gold. They're the Gryffindor colours.
Food: Anything I have to make myself.
Subject at school: Anything but Potions. Especially Care of Magical Creatures with that oaf Hagrid.
Teacher: Dumbledore. McGonagall. Lupin. All the do-gooder teachers.
Quote/saying: Winners never quit and quitters never win.
Random:
Are you left or right-handed: Why should I tell you?
Do you follow the rules at school? No. But I never get caught. That's the good part.
What do you sleep in? Nothing babe! ;)
If someone punches you, what do you do? Hmmm. Well, if they could get past Crabbe and Goyle, then I suppose I'd curse them. Think Crucio.
Anything else you want to add before you go? No, not really.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ O.K people. That's the fifth chapter done. If you want more, just review! Buh-bye for now!
P.S Yes, I know I portray Malfoy as a slimy git, but I can't help it. I really hate him. I just hope his fan girls will forgive me after the bits about what he wears...
This chapter is dedicated to GriffinFox, who asked for more Malfoy bashing. Believe me, I am more than happy to oblige!
Anyway, on with the fic. Draco Malfoy. Yuck. Slimy-haired git (dodges rotten apples and tomatoes thrown by Malfoy fans).
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Basic stuff:
Name: Draco Malfoy.
Sex: Male. Definitely male. ;)
Age: 16
Parents: Lucius and Narcissa Malfoy.
Siblings: None. After all, you can't improve on perfection now can you?
Hair Colour: Blonde. Like fathers'.
Eyes: Steely blue.
Do you wear glasses? : No, thank Merlin.
Pureblood, half-blood, or Muggle-born? Pure-blood. After all, I'm pretty damn perfect and after all, that makes me a pure-blood doesn't it? (Author dodges the apples and tomatoes again. Sorry to all Draco fans, but I really detest the little git. Sorry! Anyway, on with the fic!)
School: Hogwarts.
House: Slytherin. What else?
If I say the word Quidditch, what do you do? Excellent. After all, I am on the Slytherin team. Playing against Potty as Seeker.
What was the last thing you...
Ate: My dinner
Dreamt about: Having hundreds of girls adore me. Wait, that's not a dream. That's real life!
Wished: That this school had no MUDBLOODS in it.
Drank: Pumpkin juice.
Thought about: Quidditch.
Personal:
Who are your best friends? Well, I suppose it would have to be Crabbe and Goyle.
Do you have a crush? No. But plenty of girls have crushes on me.
Have you ever fallen for your best friend? NO! But I suppose Pansy Parkinson is quite cute.
Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? No. Lots of girls have asked me out, but I'm not ready for a commitment yet.
What are you wearing right now? You really want to know? Leather trousers. (A/N: The Draco fan girls will be happy now, right? Sorry, I'll shut up now.)
Favourite:
Colour: Green and silver
Food: Not really bothered. Just as long as *I* don't have to make it.
Subject at school: Potions. And DADA when Professor Umbridge was here.
Teacher: Snape. Or Professor Umbridge.
Quote/saying: "Look, if it isn't the Potty and the Weasel." I just love saying that.
Least favourite:
Colour: Red or gold. They're the Gryffindor colours.
Food: Anything I have to make myself.
Subject at school: Anything but Potions. Especially Care of Magical Creatures with that oaf Hagrid.
Teacher: Dumbledore. McGonagall. Lupin. All the do-gooder teachers.
Quote/saying: Winners never quit and quitters never win.
Random:
Are you left or right-handed: Why should I tell you?
Do you follow the rules at school? No. But I never get caught. That's the good part.
What do you sleep in? Nothing babe! ;)
If someone punches you, what do you do? Hmmm. Well, if they could get past Crabbe and Goyle, then I suppose I'd curse them. Think Crucio.
Anything else you want to add before you go? No, not really.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ O.K people. That's the fifth chapter done. If you want more, just review! Buh-bye for now!
P.S Yes, I know I portray Malfoy as a slimy git, but I can't help it. I really hate him. I just hope his fan girls will forgive me after the bits about what he wears...