I Miss You
Summary: The KND are now 12, and the three boys, (Numbuh 1, 2, and 4) and the two girls, (Numbuh 3 and 5) have a fight over which sex is better, males or females?, causing Numbuh 3 (Kuki Sanban) and Numbuh 5 (Abigail Lincoln) to leave the KND! Oh no!
.:Welcome to the third chapter of I Miss You! Thank you for the reviews! I have replied to them at the end! Please, continue to RR! But please do not flame, just point out where improvement is needed. Just like the reviewers in the previous chapters did! Okies? Yay! Now onward! Yeah! It's Summer Break now! Skkkeewwwwlls Ouuuuuttt Fooooorrrr Thhhheeee Summmmmmmmuuuh! -sings crappily- Aww, but next year I'll be a freshmen. Darn high school. But at least now I'll have more time to write! (Except on Wed., since I'll be going to either Cedar Point or Geauga Lake then. They're one of the only cool things in Ohio. But I'm waay to scared to ride the Millennium Force or Top Thrill Dragster! .;;) .:.
Chapter Three - Operation: F.R.O.G.
F.OREVER
R.ULING
O.UR
G.IRLS?
"Finally, I cannot believe I didn't think of this! It's genius, Numbuh Three!" Fanny, formerly Numbuh 86 of the KND, stated, patting Kuki, Numbuh 1 of the GND, on the back.
"Thank you! But I'm Numbuh One, now!" Kuki stated, "What Numbuh are you?"
"I'm good with 86, ma'm!" Fanny exclaimed, as if she was talking to a Military Sergeant.
"Ok! As your first mission, Numbuh 86, you will be re-commisioning, rather then de-commisioning." Abby stated, since Numbuh 1 put her in charge of the missions.
"Yes, ma'm! Finally, an organization with people who actually think! We will forever rule over the Kids Next Door!" Fanny stated, pulling out her phone and calling ALL of the girls of the Kids Next Door.
"Hello?" Nigel answered, picking up the phone in their plane. They were going to go find Abby and Kuki, but they had no idea where to start other then the Rainbow Monkey factory, since Wally suggested, "All those dumb girls go to that stupid Rainbow Monkey place. Why not look there for Numbuh Three and Five?"
"Who is it?" Hoagie asked, but received no answer other then the "shhh" from Nigel.
"I wonder if it has anything to do with Numbuh Three and Numbuh Five..." Wally whispered, as Hoagie nodded.
"Well, thank you, Numbuh 587. This surely was a great deal of information. Keep up the good work." Was the last thing Nigel said before he hung up. He then sighed, and told Hoagie to go to the Beach rather then the Rainbow Monkey Factory,
"But why?" Hoagie questioned, tilting his head to the side.
"It seems a major portion of the female members of the Kids Next Door has all flocked to the Beach. I'm assuming Numbuh 3 or Numbuh 5 had something to do with this." Nigel replied, sighing once again and putting his hand on his bald head.
"This is ridiculous! How could just them two be able to recruit almost all of the girls!?" Hoagie asked, obviously confused.
"Ah, who cares!? They're just stupid girls!" Wally stated, folding his arms.
"You're right, Numbuh Four, but they are needed. I'm not sure how, but my father claims I would not exist without my mother. As you wouldn't without your mother. The world of females is a very scary and confusing one to us guys, as Numbuh Two and I have noted when we visited Numbuh Five's house. But, they are an important peice in the circle of life..." Numbuh One started, before he was interrupted by a voice on the screen on the control panel on their ship.
"Yeah, and you need us to save your butts!" A female member of the KND stated. She had straight brown hair and was obviously of the African race and had beautiful amber eyes. She was wearing a sweater that said "KND" and had pink-tinted glasses. (Cute, no? . I would tackle her out of exitement if she was real!) "I am one of the few female KND members that have not converted to the Girls Next Door. It appears Numbuh Three, Numbuh Five, and Numbuh 86 are the creators of the new organization and are a minor threat to us, because they serve the same purpose, other then the fact they do not allow members of the opposite sex to join." Numbuh 457 explained, with an annoyed look on her face.
"Girls Next Door? Who the heck thought of that!?" Wally yelled, now starting to get angry.
"There's no time to worry about that, Numbuh Four, a majority of the KND is gone and without them, we will lose the fight against adu-" Nigel replied, but at the end of "adults" his voice cracked. "Well, that was strange..." He wondered to himself, "Must be the anger."
"We're here, guys. Time to show those girls what we got." Wally stated, looking out the window to see all the girls, the pink and purple, and the Rainbow Monkeys! (Gasp! LOL!) He stuck his tongue out in disgust.
"Don't you think we need reinforcements?" Hoagie asked, sweating at the huge amount of girls.
"Good, err, thinking Numbuh Two." Numbuh one stated, typing randomly on his keyboards, which ordered all the KND members to report to the Beach.
The three boys came out, equipped with the majority of all girls' weaknesses: Insects, Mud, Sloppy Joes, and awful smells. All of the girls approached, Numbuh 1, 5, and 86 in front.
"So, ya boys decided to show up, didja?" Numbuh 86 questioned with a smirk. The boys gulped.
"Y-you g-girls beware. Y-ya know w-we are armed and n-not afraid to f-fire!" Hoagie announced, closing his eyes when 86 took a step towards him.
"Oh, really?" Abby asked, putting her hands on her hips, smirking as well.
"Who's the true leader of this organization? It's Cree, isn't it?" Nigel asked, holding his gun out.
"Nope!" Kuki yelled, jumping up and down.
"Then who is it?" Wally asked.
"It's me!" Kuki stated, still bouncing.
"What!?!?!" All three boys yelled, their jaws dropping.
"Yup! Aren't I a good lead--- WHOA!" Kuki yelled as Wally grabbed her overly-large sleeve and dragged her to the ship.
"Kuki, let's just go home, all right?" He ordered, sounding annoyed.
"Sure, Numbuh Four!" She replied perkily.
"They have our leader! CHARGE, GIRLS!" Fanny ordered, as the pink helmetted girls tackled Wally and carried Kuki above them.
"Wheeeee!" Kuki yelled, thinking as if she was on a ride.
"I just want things to go back to normal again..." Nigel mumbled, slapping his head.
"Do we have any hope of getting them back?" Hoagie asked, as he and Nigel were tied with rope by the "rabid" girls.
Nigel smirked, an idea popping in his head, "Yes, we do Numbuh Two, we do. We shall use the enemy against itself. And that enemy's name begins with an L."
"You mean...?" Hoagie asked, tilting his head.
"Yes. Lizzie." Nigel replied, the word "Lizzie" seeming to echo into the distance.
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Rini124 - Thank yaz! .
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Ahhelga/Pauline - Fanny kicks major arse! You could never have a KND boys vs. girls fic without her!
Other person - Um, okay...? 0o;;
Man, do dreams SUCK! I am mad at the guy I used to like, well, I'm trying to forget about him. And, a few weeks ago, I foolishly proved to myself that he would be a great guy to get married to, but I don't really want a boyfriend right now. (Geezums, that's embarrassing.) But anyways, I prayed to God, "Please let me have a dream with the guy that I'm going to marry if I know him already, and if I don't let there be any animal there instead." To prove to myself I won't ever marry him or like him again. And guess what? I had TWO dreams! The first one was incredibly gross and I would have to rate this "R" for just telling you about it! If I was perverted and horny, I would've liked it. Also, we were in a like Kaufmann's in the mall. That's all I'm gonna say. Oh yes, he was in it. --;; And in the second one, he got hit by a car! ;; I know how that feels, because I was recently hit by a car as well. I was eating Calcium Tablets (TUMS), and he was suddenly sitting my carpet, all beat up, and he asked for one because he said he was sick. Other stuff happened in there, but I didn't find out he got hit by a car until the end. GAH!! I AM NOT MARRYING HIM, GOD, WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME!?! I probably will marry him. -.-;;
Praying to God really works for me, because as soon as hit the ground when I got hit I prayed and I was fine, I foolishly prayed and got what I wanted, unfortunately, and once I prayed for good hair the next day and about twenty people randomly came up to me and said how cute my hair was!
I'll just have to wait and see who I get married to to prove that God = Real. I'm pretty sure he is, I have no reason to doubt him yet. But, feel free to stick to your own religion! I am not the Oh-Holy-FanFic.Net-Converter! He He! Sorry, I just felt like blabbing this to some people.
