I Miss You

Summary: Numbuh Four has a LOOOONG morning talking to his conscience about Numbuh Three! Major 3/4 fluffness! o S.O.A.P., signs. of. aging. present.!!

.:Welcome to the sixth chapter of I Miss You! Just so you know, the "I Miss You" won't come until the final chapters of the story. I was going to make this one big Girls vs. Boys fic, but I knew the idea wouldn't be good because the KND couldn't be mad at each other for long. BUT, it's now a more 3/4 and 1/Lizzie fluff story! But I'm only going to change the genre later!

P.S.- I have yet to lengthen the first chapter, but I am planning on fixing minor errors in previous chapters. (Like saying the KND are now 11 instead of 12 and not underlining the I Miss You...):.

Chapter Six - Operation: S.O.A.P.

S.IGNS

O.F

A.GING.

P.RESENT

"Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!" Numbuh Five's alarm clock screeched, making her groan, and not wanting to get up. She sighed, putting on her house coat. "Betta' check and see if Numbuh Four got her to bed 'aight..." She mumbled to herself with a yawn, dragging her feet. "Numbuh Three? You in there?" She asked, rapping on the door. She opened it, and the bedspread on Kuki's plush bed was still made, and she knew that Kuki made her bed AFTER she got dressed and AFTER breakfast. "Hmm, no Numbuh Three. Maybe Numbuh Four really did give up on her and leave her in tha livin' room?"

Numbuh Five slowly made her way to the living room, fluffy white slippers scuffing on the carpeting and wood floors. " Hmm... No Numbuh Three..." She stated, staring at the television left on the children's' network, "It's too early for 'er to be in tha kitchen... And she's not in her room... Hmm... Where else should Numbuh Five look?" Abby asked herself, until she gasped, an idea popping in her head, "If Numbuh Four was responsible for 'er, he would know!" So, she decided to take a trip to Wally's room, not expecting Kuki to be sleeping there for the night.
"Hmm? Huh? What?" Wally grumbled, sitting up on his wrestling mat as his own alarm clock went off. He shook his head after imagining he just saw Numbuh Three snoring slightly. "Wait, Numbuh Three!? What are you doing here!?!" He asked, shaking her back and forth.

"Hmmm..." Was all she mumbled, going back to snoring softly.

"GAH! Why. Won't. You. Wake. Up!?" Wally yelled, shaking her up and down after he picked her up so she was sitting up, facing him, but still asleep. "Oh yah, that doesn't work. Man, this is embarrassin'... I hope I didn't talk about 'er in ma sleep. Oh if anyone EVA' found out, I'd be..." Wally rambled to himself until he heard knocking on his door. "Toast?"

"Numbuh Four, where's Numbuh Three?" Abby asked, sounding as if she had ideas in her head. Wally's eyes grew large as Kuki flopped down on him and hugged him, maybe because she thinks he's a stuffed animal?

"Ah, no!" He gasped as he tried to get Kuki off of him, face flushed in embarrassment. "Think, Numbuh Four, think! How does Numbuh Three wake up in the morning anyways!?" He asked himself, as Numbuh Five repeatedly asked for an answer.

"How do you wake up, stupid!?" Wally's conscience answered, crossing his arms.

"The alarm clock?" He answered himself, not quite sure.

"Yeah. So how do you think she wakes up?"

"With an alarm clock! But, hey! Wouldn't she've woke up to mine, too?" He asked, gulping at the sound of Numbuh Five trying to knock down the door and get Numbuh Three off of him. " Cruddy girls... Always ruinin' everything..." He mumbled out loud.

"What kind of alarm clock does she have? Does it play a different SOUND then yours?" The conscience questioned, as Wally snapped his fingers.

"That's it! She has a cruddy Rainbow Monkey clock! She must wake up to the Rainbow Monkey song!" He yelled, as Numbuh Five replied beyond the door, "So, ya finally figured out how to wake 'er. Big deal. BUT WHERE IS SHE!?"

"See!? If ya'd use me and think mo' often, Numbuh Four, ya wouldn't be called the "The Stupid" memba' of Kids Next Door, would ya?" The conscience asked, being ignored as Wally tried to figure out a way to wake her up without Numbuh Five hearing him.

"Ok, self, what's worse, having Numbuh Five find ya with Numbuh Three all ova' you with a red face, or have Numbuh Five hear ya sing the Rainbow Monkey song!?" He asked furiously, the door on it's last leg.

"What is the meaning of this!?" Nigel asked, still in his red #1 jammies, "You woke me up, Numbuh Five!"

"Numbuh Four was in charge of puttin' Numbuh Three to bed last night and I don't know where 'e is!" Abby replied, as Nigel nodded and helped her break down the door.

"JUST DO SOMETHING!!" His conscience replied, as Wally went with the song.

"Rainbow Monkeys, err, um, Rainbow Monkeys, hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm and blahdy blah blah. Stupid and annoyin' girly crud. Rainbow Monkeys, uh, um, Rainbow Monkeys, I hate you?" Wally guessed, not really knowing how the song went, but just the tune from after seeing the Rainbow Monkey movie.

"Numbuh Four! I always knew you liked Rainbow Monkeys!" Kuki cheered, hugging him some more, and adding to the blush level on his face.

"I only sang that so you'd wake up! And what are ya doin' here!?" He asked, running into the bathroom and smearing toothpaste on his face to cover the redness.

"I...Dunno." Kuki replied, yawning.

Abby and Nigel finally busted through the door, hands on her hips and wanting an answer from Wally, until she noticed Kuki sitting there, dressed in the same green sweater that Fanny put a "GND" sticker on. "What are ya doin' in here, Numbuh Three !?" She asked, staring at Wally with toothpaste all over himself.

"I asked that already, and it seems that sleepin' beauty ova' there doesn't rememba' nor does she wake up easily!" Wally yelled, flustered.

"Do I wake up by a kiss, Numbuh Four? Like sleeping beauty?" Kuki asked in Wally's blush level was at maximum. Abby and Nigel already decoded all the hints: Wally, " The Tough Kid", had a crush on the girly and flirtatious Kuki.

"I-I wouldn't know..." He mumbled, walking into the bathroom. "Now, get outta ma' room. I'm takin' a showuh." "God knows I need it..." He mumbled to himself after he turned on the faucet and looked at his minty-fresh face in the cracked mirror where he had punched into it in the past.

"I think dat it is tha' first time in weeks Numbuh Four has taken a bath." Abby stated by the smell of his room.

"Thank God he's washing that toothpaste off of his face and improving the atmosphere around him." Nigel mumbled.

"Can we have breakfast now?" Kuki asked as the three headed into the kitchen.
Wally grabbed unto the bar of pearly white soap that was used and quite small and squeezed it as hard as he could to get out his anger. "They could've found out 'bout 'at thing I 'ave for Numbuh Three!" He growled to himself, angry. "Why the 'ell do I have ta feel this way! Why why WHY do I have ta blush every time I bump into 'er or whenevuh she gets all crazy and hugs meh!?" He asked himself as the soap flew out of his hands and into his eye. "AHHH!" He yelled, rubbing his eye.

"It's what happens when ya love someone, ya know." His conscience stated.

"What? It's justa crush! Ya said so yaself. Somethin' I'll get ovuh in about a week!" Wally replied.

"Yes, but that was ovuh a two years ago." His conscience stated, "When you were ten."

"Well, I'm twelve now. You'd think I'd be ovuh 'er by now ..." He sighed, letting the water beat down on his back.

"You'll only get ovuh this if she says she doesn't like ya like that." His conscience replied.

"I know this is a big 'if', but what if she DOES like me like that?" Wally asked, the blush starting to approach his cheeks again, no longer hidden by Aquafresh.

"Then you'll be stuck with tha' buttaflies for a LOOONG time! Well, until ya get used to bein' in love and gettin' loved back ..." His conscience replied, seemingly laughing.

"WHAT!? I won't EVUH get used ta this. Plus, I don't think Kuki could seriously love someone. Ya know? She loves everyone tha' same way. If I was actually man enough to go, "Kuki, I think I love ya..." She would probably just go, "Oh, I love you too. And Numbuh One and Numbuh Two and Numbuh Five and Lizzie and ..." Wally mimicked in his girlish voice.

"Numbuh Five and Lizzie? Ya mean ya think she's bi-..." His conscience started before Wally pounded his head into the wall for such perverted thoughts.

"NO! Gah! Why am I thinkin' all these stupid things! WHY AM I WASTIN' MY TIME ON A CRUDDY RAINBOW MONKEY LOVIN' GIRL!" He yelled, hoping that his fellow KND members didn't hear him.

"Face it, man, you're a guy. And that's what we guys do: think about cruddy girls. We feel as if we gotta protect 'em. Ya know how it is between Numbuh One and Lizzie! And you're twelve and ya goin' in tha eighth grade next year! Then you'll be in high school..." His conscience stated, knowing he was right.

"Then I'll be a cruddy teenaguh...Lucky Numbuh Three, she's so immature as it is. Lucky girl." Wally stated, shuddering at the thought.

"Yup. And it'll even get worse! Tha' girls will be different! And you'll think 'bout 'em even more! And you'll do all sorts of crazy stuff with your friends!" His conscience stated, making him shake his head as he turned off the faucet.

"I hope that day never comes... I actually feel bad for that cruddy girl, Lizzie...Turnin' thirteen 'an all" Wally stated, drying himself off with a towel.
"Hey, guys! What's up?" Hoagie asked, digging into a bowl of sugary cereal.

"I don't know. Something with Numbuh Four and Numbuh Three." Nigel replied, biting into a piece of toast.

"How did you get in there, Numbuh Three?" Abby asked, lifting a brow as she unpeeled a banana.

"Last night I woke up on the couch and Numbuh Four was right there next to me sleepin'. So, I brought him to bed in his room but I got really tired and fell asleep." Kuki explained while digging into the Rainbow Monkey cereal box, looking for the toy.

"Oh." Abby stated, slightly disappointed there was nothing juicier. "Man, I was expectin' this craaaazzzzy night. Wait a minute, suddenly I'm interested in romance? Gah, Numbuh Five! Get a hold of yoself!" She thought to herself, shaking her head furiously.

Nigel lifted his eyebrow, setting down his toast. "Numbuh Five, are you all right?" He asked. It appeared Hoagie and Kuki were staring as well.

"Y-yeah, Numbuh Five's fine... She thinks..." She replied, eating some of her banana.

"Yay! Purple Rainbow Monkey!" Kuki shouted, holding up a purple monkey figurine eating an orange popsicle to everyone.

"Cool! What does it do? Shoot laser beams?" Hoagie asked, getting exited.

"Uh, no. I actually don't know what it does." Kuki stated, staring at it while scratching her head.

"That's pretty much how your other things are, Numbuh Three. You're Rainbow Monkey stuffed animals and accessories just sit there and look cute as you hug them." Hoagie explained, as Kuki gave a confused and disappointed look.

Wally came in, drying his hair with a towel. He threw it on the ground before grabbing a piece of toast and sitting beside Hoagie like normally did. "Man, that was the cruddiest showuh, evuh." He stated, biting into the buttered bread.

"I never really thought about it, it's just they're soooooo cute and adorable! I guess I confused my imagination with reality and got too attached..." Kuki admitted, as all the others looked at her with their jaws dropping.

"So much for her bein' immature, eh?" Wally's conscience asked as he groaned, not wanting to be bothered by his conscience any more.
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