I Miss You
Chapter 12
Operation: PARTY
P.RETEENS
A.T
R.OMANTIC
T.EENAGERS'
Y.EARN
Oww. Pores... Tightening... Face... Burning... GAH! Why the heck did my mom make me put that stuff on my face! IT BUUUURRRRNNNNSS...! -fades away, laughing to C.A.T.S. since I downloaded it on my computer- I apologize if you have a name that begins with "A". It's just a stereotype, but I have to say at least 2/3 of the "preppy" "popular" "pretty" girls all have names that begin with "A". There is like 5 Alyssa's, 3 Allison's, 2 Ashley's, and 1 Alessa that are ALL "popular". It drives me nuts. I apologize for the OOC of everyone, but I had to make them different! They're older! People change! In fifth grade, I, erm, didn't care about putting highlights in my hair and making it look perfect and brushing my teeth twice a day and all that other crap that I have to do now or you get made fun of. -.-;; Probably if I wasn't insulted so much by this Laura person, saying I didn't know a mirror existed, I'd still look the way I did back then. Man, does being older suck. What happened to third grade where everyone wiped their nose on their sleeve and people didn't put on lipgloss every three seconds?
"They should be out of this stupid bus by now..." Mushi whispered, grasping the teddy bear she brought along tight as she slowly pushed the door of the storage trunk open, "Darn..." She yelled, getting back in, snapping her fingers in disappointment.
"Did you guys hear that?" Hoagie asked, eating the ice cream he had gotten from the mall.
"Hear what?"
"Oh, never mind."
"So, what did you guys get that stupid, kissy, girly, cruddy, (etc. etc.), teenager?" Abby and Kuki raised their eyebrows a bit as he listed the adjectives.
"I don't know who you're talking about, Numbuh Four, but we got Lizzie a purse and a stuffed bunny and a book and a picture and a..." Kuki replied, Wally and Abby rolling their eyes.
"Listen here, Kuki! I will get you to come home and play with me, OR ELSE!" Mushi yelled, curling her sleeve into a ball and waving it as Numbuh Five closed the door to the Tree House. Disappointed that she had failed for the day, Mushi went home.
"Ooh! Ooh! I wanna help!" Kuki bounced up and down, seeing Abby surrounded by wrapping paper, boxes, bows, and pretty ribbons.
"Of course, Numbuh Three. But Numbuh Five has nevuh seen you wrap before..."
"Oh! I know I'll be good at it!"
"Here, this is simple enough." Abby stated, handing her the book, which happened to be some stupid teen fashion book that they assumed Lizzie would like since Cree had it.
"Um... Numbuh Five?" Abby blinked at book. How the book was exposed, how the wrapping paper was bent and crinkled, how there was five million pieces of tape, etc. etc.
"Uh, Numbuh Three, why don't I just take care of the wrappin'. You can, uh, how about you just get yourself a snack and then head to bed?"
"That sounds good. I am pretty tired." Kuki replied, grabbing a mini-bag of chips and a can of pop (Did you ever see her teeth before the dentist brushed them?) before heading to her bedroom.
"Well, well, Numbuh Five, you've outdone yourself!" Abby laughed, staring at the stack of beautifully wrapped presents before heading to bed.
"Ok, team!" Nigel started, staring at his group, who seemed to be refusing to want to wake up, "As you know, today is Lizzie's party. Numbuh Two, Numbuh Three, your job for now is to put the presents into the Cool Bus's storage!" They ran to the storage room. Now only Wally, Abby, and Nigel were left in the room.
"As you know..." Nigel continued, as Abby yawned, "We haven't been attacked lately. I am assuming:
A. Our enemies assume the "Girls Next Door" still exists.
B. They have given up. Or, which I believe is going to happen,
C. They overheard about Lizzie's party and are going to attack us while we are gone.
But what they won't be expecting is that a long with Numbuh Two, one of you will be staying home, in order to guard our home." Wally and Abby glanced at each other before begging Nigel to let them stay with Hoagie.
"How come Numbuh Two gets to stay home anyways! There's no way I'm going to stupid teenaguh's house!"
"Numbuh Two operates the Cool Bus. He would have to bring the other person who is watching the house home, and it is pointless to waste fuel to have him drive back to Lizzie's house. Therefore, we will do Rock-Paper-Scissors to determine who gets to stay home with him. I know I must swallow my pride and be there for Lizzie, and surely Numbuh Three has no problem being there, so one of you will have to do the same and stay with us."
"Why can't both of us stay home?"
"Yeah, Numbuh One! Why must the majority be there? At... ugh... Lizzie's house."
"Good question, Numbuh Five. But, I am pretty sure that unfortunately the party will be attacked. We will need the majority of our group there to protect the party guests from whoever attacks. While here, at the tree house, we have many defense and attack systems, while Lizzie's home does not." Wally and Abby sighed, knowing Nigel was right. So there they went, back to back, with their eyes closed. "So guys, one out of one in Rock- Paper-Scissors it is!"
"Rock, Paper, Scissors! 1-2-3!"
Wally stood there, his eyes closed tightly, his hand still remaining in a fist, which meant he chose Rock. They turned around, Abby smirking as her hand remained flat, which meant Paper and that Abby was the winner.
"Crud!" Wally whined, banging his fist on the table as Abby laughed, "Have a good time at Lizzie's, Numbuh Four!" He just growled, and followed Nigel to the Cool Bus.
"Put Numbuh Five's stuff away, Numbuh Three. Numbuh Four, you, and I are the only ones coming."
"Okay!" Kuki smiled, putting a present into the trunk, and then skipped into the bus. Wally stared at a present wrapped in Rainbow Monkey paper and threw it in the storage with a look of disgust.
"How can she be happy to go to Lizzie's party? Ugh..."
"Happy Birthday to you! You live in a zoo! You look like a monkey! And you smell like-"
"Numbuh Three, you're distracting Numbuh Two!"
"Oh, sorry." Kuki began whispering, "Happy Birthday to you! Cha-Cha-Cha! Happy Birthday to you! Cha-Cha-Cha! Happy Birthday dear Lizzie! Cha-Cha-"
"NUMBUH THREE!" Nigel yelled, slamming his fist on the armrest, "Will you PLEASE be quiet!"
"SOR-ry Mr. Grumpypants..." Kuki mumbled, folding her arms. She looked towards Numbuh Four, "What's his problem?"
"'Ah dunno. Probably nervous 'bout Lizzie."
"Is it because he's staying later with her?"
Wally blinked. "Oh no, bad thoughts runnin' through my head..." He gulped. "Um, Numbuh Three, he's not sleepin' ovuh, is he?"
"Good idea! We should ask-"
"No! No! We CANNOT let Numbuh One stay ovuh there! Well, at least not until... Well... Um... No."
"Why not?"
"It's just gross for a guy to stay ovuh a girl's house!"
"Why? Me and Numbuh Five stay at Numbuh One's house with you and Numbuh Two!"
"But that's different! We sleep in different rooms! Ugh, where were you in fifth grade?"
"I'd prefer not to remember that, thank you very much." Wally laughed, seeing Kuki fold her arms over something as stupid, but as disgusting, as sex education. - "Have a good time!" Hoagie called out with a salute, as Wally grumbled and Kuki replied with a loud, "Okay!" Nigel shook his head and went up to the door bell.
"Hiiiiii, Nigie!" Lizzie smirked, grabbing him by the wrist and dragging him into the Divine residence.
"Hi, Lizzie!" Wally grumbled as he went into her house, dragging his feet.
"Ooh, Wally's here!" A girl with straight brown hair that had thick blonde highlights in it whispered to another girl with bleach blonde hair. She giggled, saying, "He's so cute!" in response.
"Allison, Nicole, Ashley, Jamie, and Ryan, this is Nigie, my boyfriend, and his two stupid friends, Wallabee and Kuki. But for some reason, they call each other Numbuh-"
"Lizzie, can I speak to you for a second!?" Nigel grabbed her by the wrist and dragged her to the entrance, sounding as if he was losing his patience. Her group of friends gave an, "Ooh!"
"So, Wally, do you have a girlfriend?" The brown/blonde one asked, scooting next Wally, sitting on the couch next to Kuki with his arms folded.
"What's it to you?" He grumbled, wondering why he was there.
"Don't be so uptight, Wallabee, don't be afraid to admit it. Ooooh, but you're twelve, aren't you?" A bleach blond asked, except this time it was a male version.
"So? At least I don't want to be an adult like you cruddy teenaguhs!" They all blinked a few times.
"So... Are you really from Australia?" The bleach blonde asked, shoving Kuki over to sit next to him. Kuki didn't seem to care, since she was too busy staring at the presents.
"Yeah."
"Tite, man!" A brown male with bangs that looked as if he banged his head into a wall, "Hey, Ryan, are you still goin' out with Ally?" It seemed his teeth also had the appearance of being smashed, although they were pearly white.
"Nah, I'm goin' out with Alyssa now. I used to be going out with Amy after I broke-up with Ally, but now I'm with Alyssa."
"Well, I'm going out with Audrey now, but I was going out with Ally for awhile until I met Alessa. Damn, was she hot until she screwed me over for that Mike-loser."
"How the heck do you keep up with all those cruddy "A" names?" Wally had Allison, Ashley, Ally, Alyssa, Amy, Audrey, and Alessa down. But, he knew others were coming. He shuddered.
"I dunno, man, but it seems all the hot girls all are named with an "A". Like Alessa, Allison, Alyssa, Audrey, and Amy."
"Can't forget Ally and Alicia, man."
"Oh yeah, and Allyson with a "Y", Allyssa with two "L"'s, Ashlee with two "E"'s, you get the picture."
"Are cruddy girls the only thing you think about?!" Wally was outraged.
"Well... Um... Yeah." Ryan replied bluntly. Jamie rubbed the back of his head.
"Is girls the only thing you are going to talk about?" Wally started wondering around to see where Kuki and Nigel went.
"Lizzie, can you open presents now!?" He heard Kuki behind the presents. Just Nigel to go.
"Probably, man. Just wait 'til YOUR thirteen!" Jamie laughed, asking him if he knew various teenage lingoes.
"I CAN wait 'til I'm thirteen because I don't want to be a cruddy, girl- lovin', teenaguh like you! Now where's Numbuh One?" Luckily, Numbuh One and Lizzie came in, Lizzie not looking happy, but okay, and Nigel looking satisfied but not really happy.
"Oooh! We feel sorry for you when you get into eigth!" The girls smiled.
"Why!?"
"Because! Sooo many girls will like you, or none at all! It's all about whether or not you're going out!"
"What!? Why!? That's stupid..."
"Llliiizzziiiiieeee!! Can we PLEASE open presents now?" Kuki begged, as Lizzie sighed a "whatever".
"Ooh!" "Ahhh!" "That's AWESOME!" "That isn't cheap" Etc. was heard as she opened her pile of gifts.
"Hey! Numbuh Four! Where's Numbuh Three?" Nigel spun around, seeing a look of panic strike his face.
"Maybe she went to the bathroom?" A stereotypical "nerdish" looking girl mumbled, being the first thing she said at the whole party.
"Maybe we should look for her just to be safe..." Nigel thought, seeing Lizzie giving him quite a glare.
"NIGIE! This is our last day together and you are more concerned for that hyper weirdo?"
"Now listen here!" Wally yelled, walking up to Lizzie with his fist curled, although he would never hit a girl, his father told him it wasn't right, "All Numbuh Three's ever done to you was be nice and be your friend, although I can't figure out why. There's many stupid things I don't understand about you. Like why Numbuh One's your stupid boyfriend! But could you put aside your selfish thoughts for once and look for Numbuh Three!?"
Oh no. Here came the water works and spewing of, "It's my birthday! I can be selfish!" Then Nigel and her odd teenage friends to comfort her, a long with the yell of anger from Wally's throat as he explored Lizzie's house for Kuki.
"Numbuh Three?" After a large scream, coming from down the hallway, he ran. Ran as fast as he could. (Aww... How sweet! XDDD)
"That had to be... The stupidest movie... Numbuh Five has EVER seen..."
"Sorry. The original was pretty good." Hoagie turned over the bucket of popcorn in search for at least one kernel. They just sat on the couch silently for awhile, until Hoagie decided to say something, "So... I wonder how the party's going..."
"Numbuh Five honestly doesn't care. As long as Numbuh Five's here without Lizzie, she's happy."
"You really don't like Lizzie, huh?"
"It's not her, personally. Although the girl is pretty annoyin'. It's the fact of that she's a teenaguh now. It just reminds Numbuh Five that's she's next... Y'know? It's almost August! My birthday's in Novembuh. Three months. But, time flies. Before you know it, Numbuh Five's decommissioned."
"Then me. Then Numbuh Four. Numbuh One. And then finally Numbuh Three."
"It's a shame, isn't it?" A voice whispered from behind them.
Hoagie grabbed a pillow and put it over his head defensively, "I don't wanna be decommissioned yet! I'm not thirteen! Really!" You heard a hand slap it's forehead.
"No duh, dummy!" Abby put her hands up, leaping off the couch to see who the nemesis was.
"Numbuh 449?" They gasped, she simply smirked, holding out a piece of paper in her hand. Abby took it with a "hmph!"
"What does it say!? What does it say!?" Hoagie whispered to Abby.
"Teenage training? You have GOT to be joking!"
"It's not what you think. It's a new program created by Numbuh 362 for when operatives get decommissioned. We give you a worse decommissioning, erasing everything above the time you enter the Kids Next Door, including your days as teenagers. We were thinking maybe we could change the way those stupid adult-wannabes, by making them more immature!"
"How are you going to do that?" Abby asked, Hoagie staring at the piece of paper in awe as he listened to Numbuh 449.
"I'm not sure. One of Numbuh 86's assistants take over when she's done, and then you are shipped down to the Panama KND base where the Teenage Training will take place. So, are you in?"
"Have they tried this on anyone else?" Hoagie asked, receiving a "no" in the form of a head shake from Numbuh 449.
"Numbuh Five needs to think. She'll get back to ya."
"Me too."
"All right. I'll tell Numbuh 86 that you are considering it." And with that, Numbuh 449 left.
"Wanna get some ice cream?"
"Numbuh Five would be delighted!"
And so Abby and Hoagie went to the ice cream parlor.
"Stupid Kids Next Dorks..." Chad mumbled, climbing up the tree house in a black, ninja-ish costume, "Stealing my plan for destroying the Massachusetts base..." He reached a metal square with a pink, green, and orange button and a screen on the center.
"Password?" It asked, he mumbled, "Popsicle." "Access obtained. Enter correct color."
Chad pondered which button to hit. Father never told him about colored buttons. Oh well, what did he have to lose? He went with the green one.
"Access denied." "What?" A giant punching arm came from nowhere and knocked him on the ground.
"DARNIT! Just wait 'til Cree gets here..."
"Numbuh Three!" Wally yelled, seeing Kuki on the floor, Cree pointing a ray gun to her head.
"Numbuh Four!" Kuki cheered, happy to know she wasn't going to be alone with just Cree.
"Don't move, shorty, or the girl gets it!" Cree warned, as Wally swallowed.
"Ok, Numbuh Four, what to do. Risk killin' 'er and attack Cree, or do what Cree says and risk her liein' and shootin' 'er. But wait! Cree wouldn't kill 'er!"
"Thatta boy..." His conscience smiled, "I see you are using me again."
"Yeah, yeah, whatevuh. But what should I do?"
"Well, Cree has never seriously injured anyone before. Not that it's not her level to hurt anyone, but that ray probably just freezes her or makes her smell bad or something."
"Eww."
"I know. Anyway, if I were you, I'd say..."
"Cree! Leave Numbuh Three alone!"
"Just tell me where our plan for the Massachusetts base is, and no one gets blasted!"
"I wouldn't know! Numbuh One has that sort of stuff!"
"Well bring me Numbuh One, stupid!!"
"I'll go get Numbuh One..."
"Perfect opportunity here, Numbuh Four. She's the stupid one for once!"
"HEY! I am NOT stupid!"
"Quick! Grab Numbuh One and take him to the Cool Bus. Grab weaponry, and attack Cree from behind!"
"Um, all right..."
"What's taking the little preteen so long?" Cree sat down, leaning against the wall with the laser gun still pointing at Kuki.
"I dunno... Wanna play Rock-Paper-Scissors?"
"Fine..." Cree grumbled, putting her back against Kuki's.
"Ok, ROCK-PAPER-SCISSORS-ONE-TWO-!" Kuki yelled, before bonking Cree on the head and taking her gun.
"Hey!" She yelled, trying to tackle her to the ground. Kuki dodged.
"Hi guys!" Kuki cheered, seeing Wally and Nigel break through the window with weapons.
"Way to go Numbuh Three!" Nigel cheered as they tied Cree up and threw her in the front yard for KND Moon Base Prison to pick her up. "Wanna go home?"
"But we didn't get cake yet!" Kuki whined, "And Lizzie's still not finished opening presents!"
"Still? Jeez. But, Numbuh One! I thought you liked Lizzie!"
"I... I really don't know if I can like a teenager anymore. And the way she treats us... Let's just go. Don't worry, I told her we maybe might have another chance when we're older... She understood."
They sighed, calling up Hoagie to pick them up.
Wow. That had to be one of my longer chapters. n.n;; Sorry for the long update time.