Summary: While the Spirit gang are out doing a mission they return to the
Ningenkai (human world) only to find out that Hiei has taken over and
turned it into Hiei's Torturific Fun Land! And that's not the only thing,
for the fire demon plans to turn everyone into guinea pigs for his rides.
And to top it off, me, CD, LC and PG are working for Hiei!
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho or anything related to it. I just love humor and if that includes YYH, I'm there! Plus I like to write and have an evil imagination and that's never a good combo.
Keep those reviews coming!
Chapter Two: "The SHC"
"Dang it Hiei how big is this thing?!" Kuwabara said as the group gazed at the towering rollercoaster before them. Just looking at it made some of them sick, it started out with a steep rise; clouds covered the top of it. But when it came back down it was met by many, many loops, sharp turns and it was just plain sickening to look at.
"Hiei?" Botan asked.
"Hn."
"Why is the ride called The SHC?" She asked, poking him in the shoulder. Hiei suddenly consumed himself in flames, catching Botan's Kimono sleeve on fire. So while the 'Grim Reaper' was running around in the background trying to make the fire go away Yusuke made his way towards the ride.
"Who cares? Lets go!" He said. The rest of them nodded in agreement and started for the ride.
"I think you should stay here Yukina, me and Urameshi will test this thing out first." Kuwabara said. Yusuke looked at him like he was mad "He can think?" he muttered.
"Ok." Yukina said politely.
Yusuke sat in the front row with Kuwabara, followed by Botan and Koenma behind them and finally Kurama and Keiko in the last row.
"Won't you join us Hiei?" Kurama asked.
"I have to run the ride." The fire demon responded.
"I don't think I have a seatbelt..." Koenma said, looking around.
"No one does." Hiei replied flatly.
"WHAT?!"
"And as for the name SHC..." He said, cranking the lever next to the ride. The cart with the others started moving forward and up the incline. 'It means, spontaneously human combustion."
The lever was cranked to full speed and the cart shot up the tracks.
"Spontinus Human what?" Kuwabara said, gripping the front of the cart.
"Spontaneously human combustion." Kurama repeated, gripping his seat in an iron grip. "It means that a human explodes for no apparent reason."
The cart stopped at the very top of the hill and everyone grabbed the nearest steady object they could.
"Is that a plane below us?" Botan said, pointing at it as it flew below them.
"Oh reiki and back." Koenma muttered.
"It's a great view!" Keiko said, forgetting about the danger.
"Its nice and all, but I think we should hang on tightly." Kurama said, white in the face.
"Why's that?" Botan replied.
Hiei grabbed the microphone sitting next to him and spoke to the awaiting cart. "Please hang on tightly or you will fall out and into oblivion." Short pause..."Actually Kuwabara, don't hang on."
"HIEI!" The idiot said loudly.
"Sayonara." Hiei said and hung up the microphone.
"I am going to hurt you Hieiiiiiiiii!!!!" Yusuke shouted as the cart plummeted down the tracks.
The cart shot down, easily breaking 100 mph. And as soon as they reached the bottom the cart was sent through ten loops, each higher then the last.
"I'm gonna hurl!" Kuwabara said, turning green in the face.
"Not on me your not!" Yusuke shouted at him and tried pushing him away. The cart twisted and turned viciously on the tight corners. The cart going completely sideways at a few points. They shot up a ramp, getting closer and closer to what appeared to be a gap in the tracks.
"AAAAH!!" Botan screamed at the top of her lungs and clenched Koenma tightly.
"Can't...breathe!" The toddler cried.
"What the...!" Kuwabara shouted.
"There's a gap!" Keiko shrieked.
"What!" Kurama shouted looking around the two rows in front of him.
"HIEI!" Yusuke hollered as loud as he could.
The cart sailed over the gap, crashed onto the other side and screeched to a halt in front of Hiei & Yukina. Everyone was wide-eyed.
"Hiei...." Yusuke panted.
"Hn."
"AGAIN!" The spirit detective shouted.
"NO!!!"
Hiei cranked the lever and the cart shot off once more.
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho or anything related to it. I just love humor and if that includes YYH, I'm there! Plus I like to write and have an evil imagination and that's never a good combo.
Keep those reviews coming!
Chapter Two: "The SHC"
"Dang it Hiei how big is this thing?!" Kuwabara said as the group gazed at the towering rollercoaster before them. Just looking at it made some of them sick, it started out with a steep rise; clouds covered the top of it. But when it came back down it was met by many, many loops, sharp turns and it was just plain sickening to look at.
"Hiei?" Botan asked.
"Hn."
"Why is the ride called The SHC?" She asked, poking him in the shoulder. Hiei suddenly consumed himself in flames, catching Botan's Kimono sleeve on fire. So while the 'Grim Reaper' was running around in the background trying to make the fire go away Yusuke made his way towards the ride.
"Who cares? Lets go!" He said. The rest of them nodded in agreement and started for the ride.
"I think you should stay here Yukina, me and Urameshi will test this thing out first." Kuwabara said. Yusuke looked at him like he was mad "He can think?" he muttered.
"Ok." Yukina said politely.
Yusuke sat in the front row with Kuwabara, followed by Botan and Koenma behind them and finally Kurama and Keiko in the last row.
"Won't you join us Hiei?" Kurama asked.
"I have to run the ride." The fire demon responded.
"I don't think I have a seatbelt..." Koenma said, looking around.
"No one does." Hiei replied flatly.
"WHAT?!"
"And as for the name SHC..." He said, cranking the lever next to the ride. The cart with the others started moving forward and up the incline. 'It means, spontaneously human combustion."
The lever was cranked to full speed and the cart shot up the tracks.
"Spontinus Human what?" Kuwabara said, gripping the front of the cart.
"Spontaneously human combustion." Kurama repeated, gripping his seat in an iron grip. "It means that a human explodes for no apparent reason."
The cart stopped at the very top of the hill and everyone grabbed the nearest steady object they could.
"Is that a plane below us?" Botan said, pointing at it as it flew below them.
"Oh reiki and back." Koenma muttered.
"It's a great view!" Keiko said, forgetting about the danger.
"Its nice and all, but I think we should hang on tightly." Kurama said, white in the face.
"Why's that?" Botan replied.
Hiei grabbed the microphone sitting next to him and spoke to the awaiting cart. "Please hang on tightly or you will fall out and into oblivion." Short pause..."Actually Kuwabara, don't hang on."
"HIEI!" The idiot said loudly.
"Sayonara." Hiei said and hung up the microphone.
"I am going to hurt you Hieiiiiiiiii!!!!" Yusuke shouted as the cart plummeted down the tracks.
The cart shot down, easily breaking 100 mph. And as soon as they reached the bottom the cart was sent through ten loops, each higher then the last.
"I'm gonna hurl!" Kuwabara said, turning green in the face.
"Not on me your not!" Yusuke shouted at him and tried pushing him away. The cart twisted and turned viciously on the tight corners. The cart going completely sideways at a few points. They shot up a ramp, getting closer and closer to what appeared to be a gap in the tracks.
"AAAAH!!" Botan screamed at the top of her lungs and clenched Koenma tightly.
"Can't...breathe!" The toddler cried.
"What the...!" Kuwabara shouted.
"There's a gap!" Keiko shrieked.
"What!" Kurama shouted looking around the two rows in front of him.
"HIEI!" Yusuke hollered as loud as he could.
The cart sailed over the gap, crashed onto the other side and screeched to a halt in front of Hiei & Yukina. Everyone was wide-eyed.
"Hiei...." Yusuke panted.
"Hn."
"AGAIN!" The spirit detective shouted.
"NO!!!"
Hiei cranked the lever and the cart shot off once more.