Shayken Destiny: AAAAHH!!!! STUPID WRITER'S BLOCK!!!!!! (turns around and sees readers staring at her) I mean, hi! I'm sorry I haven't updated in such a long time. I hope I haven't chased too many of you away. But my writer's block is gone now and I don't think it will be coming back anytime soon and – (hears snickering) hold on –
(looks around corner to see Y. Marik and Y. Bakura whispering)
Y, Bakura: That was a great idea, Y. Marik! Who would've thought it would actually work?!
Y. Marik: Now we don't have to be in her stories ever again!!!! FREEDOM!!!!!!
Shayken Destiny: AHEM!!!!! So! Giving me writer's block was YOUR idea, wasn't it!!!!!!??????
Y. Marik and Y. Bakura: IT WAS HIM!!!!! (point fingers at each other, then run off w/ Shayken Destiny chasing them)
Yami: Well, since Y. Marik and Y. Bakura are a little busy right now (*snickers* stupid Tombrobber. Stupid Tombkeeper) I guess I'll have to do the disclaimer: Shayken Destiny does not own Yu-gi-oh! *and by the way, Y. Bakura and Y. Marik were plotting to hide from Shayken Destiny, not give her writer's block. Writer's block was my idea. Hehehehe! Now the Tombrobber gets the blame! Speaking of which . . . (glances furtively around) I'd better go before Shayken Destiny figures out that it was me . . .
Chapter 3: The Rules of Pooker
Unbeknownst to Y. Bakura and Y. Marik, the night Yami and Yugi played games was also the night Yami was first introduced to the sweet, white substance commonly known as "sugar." Unfortunately for him, he remembers very little about the games he played, just bits and pieces that he has combined into one master game . . . Pooker . . . *DUN DUN DUUUUNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
The yamis seated themselves around the circular table they'd dragged into the living room and stared at the pack of cards sitting on the table.
Y. Bakura: What now?
Yami: (blinks rapidly) Oh, right!
Yami took the cards and pulled out one of every value (queen, seven, etc.). He laid them on the table.
Yami: Now, the first thing you do in Pooker is distribute the cards.
Y. Marik: Ooooooooo fancy wooooooorrrrrrrddddddsssssss . . . . . . . . . . @_@ (Y. Bakura snaps fingers in front of his face) What?!! What'd I miss?!!
Yami: Nothing. Now, when Yugi and I played, we used ten cards. We throw the ten cards into the air and try to grab as many as we can. Then, once we have cards, we –
Y. Marik: Take over the world?
Yami: No. We trade them to get the ones we want, but we can only trade five times. When you want to trade, you have to yell –
Y. Marik: Bow before me?!
Yami: No! We yell "UNO!" and say the person's name that you want to trade with. Then they run and you tackle them. If you successfully tackle them, then you get –
Y. Marik: World Domination!!!!!!!
Yami: NO!!!! You get to trade. If they get away, you have to pick somebody else. When you get an eight you yell –
Y. Marik: I am your leader, puny mortals!!!!! AH HA HA HA HAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
Yami: NO, Y. MARIK!!!!!!! You yell "CRAZY EIGHTS!!!!" and throw all the cards in the air. Then we grab as many cards as we can again and if you get the most cards you win!!!!
Y. Marik: Win what? World Domination????????!!!!!!!!!!
Yami: O_O (takes Millennium Rod from Y. Marik and hits him over head with it.)
Y. Marik: @_@ Owie.
Yami: Any questions?
Y. Marik: Yes . . . when in this game do we get to take over the world?
Yami: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU?????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!! NO WORLD DOMINATION IS INVOLVED IN CARD GAMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (begins stomping up and down on floor, then runs into closet and locks door)
Y. Bakura and Y. Marik: O.O
Yami: *mumbling in closet* I'm a little pyramid, on the moon. Here is my trap door, here is my tomb. When I'm going to collapse, then I shout: Now you're going to meet your doom!!!!!!!! (comes walking out of closet looking completely normal) Ok, where were we?
Y. Bakura and Y. Marik: O.O
Yami: Oh yeah. Sounds fun, huh? ^_^
Now that the business of rules had been taken care of, the yamis sat down to play a 'normal' game of Pooker. However, when the yamis are involved, nothing is EVER normal . . .
Shayken Destiny: Okay, third chappie's done!!!!!!
Y. Bakura: Well that was boring.
Shayken Destiny: I know! *cries* But I had to get the rules business out of the way before we REALLY get to have fun!!!!!!!!!!!!
Y. Bakura: I say two words and make the O.O face twice. How exciting.
Shayken Destiny: Oh, you'll get your chance! *laughs evilly* Muhahahaha!!!! And since this chapter is so short and boring, here's a little preview of what's coming next: Yami the line backer? Throwing stars? Was Y. Marik supposed to do that? CRASH!!!!! Bakura all wet!!!!! Ok, preview's over. Review so I can put up the next chapter!!!!!
Y. Marik: WORLD DOMINATION!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yami: Would you STOP that??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!