Shayken Destiny: I'm back! Please forgive me for taking so long!!! But I have a longer chapter than I expected! So, here it is!!! Y. Marik, since you seem to be a good announcer in this chapter, you can do the disclaimer too.
Y. Marik: Shayken Destiny does not own Yu-gi-oh!, Snickers, or the trademark commercial slogan for Snickers ( _______. Another side affect of hunger. Hungry? Grab a Snickers!)
Note: words appearing between * _____ * are being whispered.
Chapter 4: Yami vs. Y. Bakura
Yami: Okay, now it's time to start. Everybody ready?
Y. Marik: Yeessss . . . must . . . win . . .game . . .
Y. Bakura: Oh shut up!
Yami: (rolls eyes) Okay, here we go: (throws ten cards in air)
Y. Marik: (stands on chair and starts grabbing for cards) CARDS!!! CARDS!!! CARDS!!!!!!!!! (gets five)
Y. Bakura: (steals three cards from Y. Marik) My cards!!! MY CARDS!!!! ALL MY CARDS!!!!!!! AH HAHAHAHA!!!!!
Y. Marik: I didn't know we could steal the cards from others.
Y. Bakura: I'm a thief, you baka!!! What did you expect?!
Y. Marik: (aims Millennium rod at Y. Bakura) Give me my cards or you shall suffer the consequences!!!!!
Y. Bakura: (chucks ring at Y. Marik) Never!!!! I shall be the sole possessor of these cards!!!!!!
Yami: (uses deep duel voice) That's enough, you two!!!! (switches to high, singsong voice) It's trading time!!!!!
Y. Marik: And I shall reclaim the cards which are rightfully mine!!!!!
Yami: UNO! UNO! UNO!!!!! I choose you, Y. Bakura!!!! We shall trade cards now!!!! (runs after Y. Bakura)
Y. Bakura: Stay away from me!!!! They're MY cards, MINE I SAY!!!! ALL MINE!!!!!
Yami: You shall not have them!!!! (tackles Y. Bakura and starts wrestling for the cards)
Y. Marik: (holding Millennium Rod like a microphone and speaking in deep announcer voice) And now, ladies and gentlemen, Egyptian Gods, and all you other spirits out there, the moment we've all been waiting for: The Pharaoh vs. The Tombrobber!!!!! They're circling each other now, waiting for the right moment to strike. And the Pharaoh lashes out! Oh, but the Tombrobber dodges! What's this? The Tombrobber has grabbed a floor lamp and is using it like a pole! (conk) That'll leave a lump!!! *but who can tell, under all that hair . . . (sniggers)* But now, it's time for a word from our sponsors. Okay, you guys, come here.
Y. Bakura: What?! We're in the middle of a serious battle here!!!!!
Y. Marik: Well, you need to stop for a second because I can't cover this match when I'm doing the commercial and you can't fight while you're helping me do it.
Yami: Fine, but make it quick. What do we need to do? (all get in small huddle, Y. Marik explains commercial to Y. Bakura and Yami.)
Y. Bakura: WHAT?!! There is NO way I am EVER doing that!!!!! I demand another part!!!!
Y. Marik: Oh, stop whining. Now get ready.
The scene opens upon Yami dressed in Egyptian clothes standing in front of an altar, performing what appears to be an important ceremony. Suddenly, Y. Bakura runs in, dressed in a polka dot shirt, bow tie, striped pants, and plaid jacket, all in clashing colors of bright yellow, purple, red, and green. Multicolored feathers have been stuck in his hair. He jumps up on the altar and begins to tap dance, singing random lyrics with no tune. Y. Marik appears on the side lines.
Y. Marik: Stupidity. Another side affect of hunger. Hungry? Grab a Snickers!!!
Y. Bakura: That was the most demeaning thing I have ever done.
Yami: Well, there was that other time, when –
Y. Bakura: (glares at Yami) Let me rephrase that: One of the most demeaning things I've done.
Y. Marik: Okay, let's get back to the fight! Hurry up, get in place!!!
Yami: What were we fighting over again?
Y. Marik: The cards, you idiot! The cards!!!
Yami: What cards?
Y. Marik: Those cards!!! Y. Bakura has cards and you want them! Remember?!
Y. Bakura: (waves cards in front of Yami's face and sings) I have the cards, I have the cards!
Yami: Oh yeah! MY cards!!!! (jumps on Y. Bakura)
Y. Marik: *now that's more like it!* And they're at it again, folks! The Tombrobber has the Pharaoh in the Iron Cross. Now he's DDT'd him into the couch! Ooo, that's gotta hurt! And the Pharaoh retaliates with the Rock Bottom! But the Tombrobber won't go down so easily! He's lining the Pharaoh up for a Chokeslam! The Pharaoh trips the Tombrobber! The chair! Give him the chair!!! (loud crash is heard, as Yami breaks priceless dining room chair over Y. Bakura). Now what's going on? Why, the Pharaoh has stolen the cards from the Tombrobber and is making a break for it! He's at the
twenty, the eleventeen, the sixtytenth! AAHH!!!! THESE STUPID ENGLISH NUMBERS ARE CONFUSING ME AGAIN!!!!!!! @_@
Y. Bakura: (Throws broken chair at Y. Marik, it hits him in head)
Y. Marik: (snaps out of daze) Anyways, he's heading for the living room! If he can make it there, he's home free! But the Tombrobber is coming up fast, and –
Yami: Wait a minute. Why am I safe in the living room?
Y. Marik: BECAUSE I'M THE ANNOUNCER AND I SAID SO!!!!!!!
Y. Bakura: Touchy. Fine, have it your way. But I WILL catch you, Pharaoh!!!!
Y. Marik: Oh, and the Pharaoh crosses the line!!! Sorry, Tombrobber, but the cards go to the Pharaoh!
Yami: HAHAHA!!! IN YOUR FACE, TOMBROBBER!!!!!! (grabs cards from Y. Bakura) Hey look! I've got an eight! CRAZY EIGHTS!!!!!! ALL THE CARDS IN THE DECK GET THROWN INTO THE AIR!!!!!!!!!
Shayken Destiny: This looks like a good place to stop.
Yami: But I want to see what happens next! Do I win?
Y. Bakura: Hey, I lost the match, so I should get to win the card game!
Y. Marik: Well he (points accusingly at Y. Bakura) stole my cards so I should win!!!! It's not fair!!!!
Shayken Destiny: I know who the winner will be, and I'm not telling you. So you'll just have to wait and see. Anyways, a word to the readers: All the wrestling moves used in this chapter are real, and I know what each one does (I have an older brother . . . that should explain itself). This story takes me a little longer to update than I would like, but if you are bored, feel free to check out my other two stories: Saving Joey Wheeler and The Dark Citadel. I know The Dark Citadel looks long, but the chapters are really short and if you read it a little at a time, it isn't so long. Please review!