Y. Marik: (staring at Y. Bakura)
Y. Bakura: (staring at Y. Marik)
Yami: (pokes his head in) They saw some people having a staring contest, so now they're holding one of their own.
Y. Marik: Ha! You blinked!
Y. Bakura: No I didn't! You used your Millennium Rod to force my eyes down! That's cheating!
Y. Marik: No it's not!
Y. Marik and Y. Bakura: _#
Yami: *sweatdrop*
Y. Marik and Y. Bakura: (anime fighting)
Yami: -_- Just ignore them. Anyways, you're probably wondering where Shayken Destiny is. (T-shirt hits him in head)
Shayken Destiny: (from other room) AAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!! It STILL won't close!!!!!!! (throws more articles of clothing out door)
Yami: (buried under pile of clothes) She's packing for her trip.
Shayken Destiny: And it's NOT WORKING!!!!!!
Yami: Seeing as how Shayken Destiny is a little busy right now *and there's no way in heck I'm going to disturb her now* I'm here to start the fic and do the disclaimer. (Y. Marik and Y. Bakura roll by, still fighting) Riiiiight. Anyways, here it goes: Shayken Destiny does not own Yu-gi-oh!
Shayken Destiny: Yami! Come send this stupid suitcase to the Shadow Realm!
Yami: But I burned the Shadow Realm down, remember?
Shayken Destiny: I'm the authoress! It's back now, kay? Now get in here!!!!
Yami: Gotta go! Enjoy the fic, everyone!
Chapter 7: Ice Cream and Pyramids
When we last left the yamis, they were going though the refrigerator in search of food, without much success. Then Y. Bakura opened the freezer.
Y. Bakura: What's this? (pulls out tub of ice cream)
Yami: I don't know.
Y. Marik: Should we open it?
Yami: NO!!! It might be dangerous!!!! (grabs it and sets it on kitchen table, yamis sit down around it)
Y. Bakura: (whispers to Y. Marik) What do you think it is?
Y. Marik: Probably a space ship that has been imprisoned in ice and is now slowly thawing! Soon the aliens will come and destroy us all. Or it could contain a brain that has mutated over time and is plotting to take over the world!
Yami: -_- You've been watching the Sci-Fi channel WAY too much.
Y. Marik: But it's so FASCINATING!!!!! ^_^
Y. Bakura: That's it! Let's open it!!!!
Yami: No, Y. Bakura!!!! Don't be a fool!!!!!!
Y. Bakura: (slow motion: grabbing and opening ice cream tub)
Yami: (slow motion: running towards Y. Bakura) NOOOOO . . .
Y. Marik: (slow motion: jumping up and down cheering for no apparent reason)
Y. Bakura: Hey, look at this! (staring inside at ice cream)
Yami: . . . OOO – huh? Ooooo, white stuff!!!!!
Y. Marik: (sticks finger in it, licks it) It's not bad!
Yami: Really? Let me try!!!!
Y. Bakura: Hey! I'M the one who opened it! If it wasn't for me, you two bakas would probably still be staring at it!
Yamis: (all gather round tub and eat)
A little while later . . .
Ice Cream Tub: (empty)
Yami: I think I see a little bit left. (sticks head in tub.) Hey! I'm stuck!
Y. Bakura: Baka Pharaoh . . .
Yami: (panicking) GET IT OFF!!!!! GET IT OFF!!!!!!!!
Y. Marik: You know, that is the perfect crown for you, Pharaoh!
Yami: Don't make me defeat you, Y. Marik. Now GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!!
Y. Bakura: But if we left you there, we could steal your Millennium Puzzle!
Yami: Y. Bakura, if you don't find a way to get me out RIGHT NOW, I will post embarrassing pictures on the Internet of you at the Christmas party . . .
Y. Bakura: You wouldn't dare!
Yami: Wouldn't I?
Y. Marik: Ooooooo blackmail!!!!
Y. Bakura: Okay, okay, we'll help you!
Y. Marik: We?!
Y. Bakura: I've got live footage of YOU at the Christmas party too, you know . . .
Y. Marik: Alright, already! (takes Yami's arms)
Y. Bakura: (grabs ice cream tub, pulls) It's not working!
Y. Marik: Enough of this!!!!! (pulls out knife, cuts tub in half, frees Yami)
Yami: I'm free! (looks at knife) Wait a minute! What were you THINKING??!!! You could have KILLED me!!!!! Or worse, MESSED UP MY HAIR!!!!!!!!!
Y. Marik: Oops. Sorry ^_^
Y. Bakura: Hold on a minute. I feel . . . different.
Yami: Sort of . . . energized? Like you're crazier than usual?
Y. Marik: Yes, that's it!
Yami: I felt like that once, when Yugi gave me something called Sooger.
Y. Bakura: Well I like it!!! Let's go finish the pyramid of cards that Y. Marik was building!!!!!
Yami: Okies!!! ^_^
The yamis skipped (yes, skipped, sugar does weird things to brains, especially the yamis') into the living room, where Y. Marik's pyramid was half-finished. It only took them a short time to finish it, as they were so hyped up on sugar. Finally, it was finished.
Yamis: *sniff* It's so beautiful!
Y. Marik: It reminds me of Egypt!
Y. Bakura: It reminds me of my tombrobbing days!
Yami: It reminds me of my tomb! I miss it T_T
Y. Bakura and Y. Marik: -_- You are weird . . .
Yami: (climbs on top of pyramid) I hereby declare myself conqueror of the pyramid!
Y. Marik: How come YOU get to stand on the top?
Yami: Because I'm the Pharaoh, Baka!
Y. Bakura: Well I'M the Tombrobber, so I'm robbing you of this tomb! (pushes Yami off)
Y. Marik: My turn! (pushes Y. Bakura off, lands on Yami) I'M KING OF THE WORLD!!!! (wind blows hair and cape)
Yami and Y. Bakura: (look around) Where did the wind come from?
Y. Marik: Magic! ^_~
Yami: I want to be on top now! (climbing pyramid)
Y. Marik: No!!!! It's MINE!!!!!!!! MINE! MINE! MINE!!!!!! (whacking Yami with Millennium Rod)
Y. Bakura: (climbing pyramid also) You're both wrong! I'm the best!
Yamis: (all fighting on top of card pyramid)
*crinkle*
Yamis: (freeze) O.O
Pyramid: (collapses)
Yamis: (falling) AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*CRASH*
Yamis: X_X
What will these crazy yamis try next? What will happen when they discover CAFFEINE???!!! Will the world be survive???!!! Why am I asking YOU???!!! Tune in next time, for: Crazy CardPlaying Yamis!!!!!!
Shayken Destiny: All done!
Readers: WHAT??!!!
Shayken Destiny: Sorry! I meant with my packing.
Yami: Thank Ra for that!
Shayken Destiny: I worked on this really hard for the past two days in order to get out one more chapter before I leave, so consider this a going-away present to give you something to read while I'm gone. But never fear, my loyal readers! I SHALL RETURN!!!!! Muhahahaha!!!!! In the meantime . . . review please!!!
Botan Mai Kai: Yugi is DEFINITELY going to have major problems when he gets home; the yamis certainly aren't finished destroying stuff yet . . .
MalletWielderofDoom: You're welcome for including the song. Poor, poor ice cream tub! Poor Yugi when he gets home!
Female-Yami/Yugi: I think it was your yami that gave Y. Marik the knife he used to cut open the ice cream tub. Wait! Are all of your bows/arrows there?
Dark Magician Girl / Hikaru: Hikaru wants chaos? Will caffeine cause enough chaos?
Dark Dede 923: Thanks. I put a lot of thought into that name, can't you tell? ^_~
IceFire3: Thanks for your kind review! Hope you stay with the story!
Paladin Dragoon: I like your version of the Egyptian funeral service. Climbing pyramids is so fun, especially when they're made of cards . . .
Jilllian Jiggs: I'm glad you think it's funny! One question: Who is Mars Bar?
Jou,Y.Marik,Y.Bakura,YamiROX!: Thank you for the compliment! Hehehe! I like how you set the card pyramid on fire, it's soooo fun to be insane!!!!!
Sakurelle: Ew! I HATE spiders!!!! They creep me out SO bad!
Chibi-Chichan: I never saw the ice episode either! But it sounds interesting . . . Thanks for adding me to your favs list, you're awesome! (sends digital sugar)
Mokuba's Official Glomper: Seth? Who is this Seth? Is he the high priest that Seto Kaiba is the reincarnation of?
Poke Actor: Ooo I like! But what if the hot cocoa makes him hyper? . . .