Shayken Destiny: Whoohoo! I'm back! And we have a special guest in the fic today who is neither a psychotic yami or a hikari!
Y. Marik: And my new knife is Ice-Cream free!
Shayken Destiny: -_- Give it a rest, you've been waving that thing around for an hour now.
Y. Marik: Okay! (takes out book on conquering the world)
Shayken Destiny: Anyways . . .
Y. Marik: (reading book) So THAT'S the secret to World Domination!
Y. Bakura: (dipping raw meat into hot chocolate) Say, this is really good!
Yami: (eating bag of sugar and reading instructions on "How to Use Your Vanishing Spell) You DO know that is disgusting, don't you?
Y. Bakura: Of course! ^_^
Shayken Destiny: Ahem! Now, I'm going to try out my insta-disclaimer giver, so pay attention! (jerks on yamis' leash) Let's see here, press for Yu-Gi-Oh!, enter name here, and voila! Instant disclaimer!
Insta-disclaimer giver: *Beep* Shayken Destiny does not own Yu-Gi-Oh! or Moonmist, but she is an evil character-torturer. This disclaimer is courtesy of the Pharaoh. End Disclaimer. *Beep*
Shayken Destiny: O_O WHAT??!! Yami, did you mess with my insta-disclaimer giver????!!!!
Yami: Time to use my vanishing spell!!! (disappears)
Y. Bakura: -_- She still knows where you are, you know . . . you ARE on the leash . . .
Yami: O_O Oops.
Y. Marik: On with the ficcy!
Chapter 8: Three Yamis and a Phone
Yami: (wakes up) What happened?
Y. Marik: AAHHH!!! My pyramid!!!!!!!!
Y. Bakura: (on bottom) Will you all get OFF me??!!!
Yami: Oops. Sorry! ^_^
Y. Marik: (hugging cards) Not my beautiful, beautiful pyramid!!!! T_T
Y. Bakura (goes into kitchen, comes out with 12-pack of Faygo MoonMist) Just drink this and forget about your stupid pyramid.
Yami: Ooo, can I have one too?
Y. Marik: (passes him a can)
After a ½ hour, the yamis have finished all of the caffeine-loaded soft drinks, and are now experiencing its effects . . .
Yami: (jumping on couch) Hahahahaha! You sure can't do this in Egypt!!!!!!
Y. Bakura: (runs into room) Look! Y. Marik and I dyed my hair pink!
Y. Marik: Ya! Now I'm going to play with my new toy! (holds up toaster)
Yami: Ooo, shiny! ^_^
Y. Marik: No! MINE!!!! (runs from room, clutching toaster protectively)
Yami: O_o
Y. Bakura: I'm hungry again! Don't you have anymore food around here, Pharaoh?
Yami: No.
Y. Bakura: Make me food or I will banish the couch to the Shadow Realm to burn!!!!
Yami: No!!!! Not my big squishy jumpy thing!!!!!! (hugs couch)
Y. Bakura: O.o
Y. Marik: (comes back with broken toaster) Let's call for pizza!
Yami: What a great idea! How'd you think of that?!
Y. Marik: That sign over there. (points)
Y. Bakura and Yami: (turn around) O.O
A big, neon sign is hanging on the wall, blinking on and off. It says "Hungry? Call Mario's Pizza!" in fluorescent green.
Yami: You know, I don't remember that sign being there . . .
Y. Bakura: Let's just call already!!!!
Yami: Okies! (all go into kitchen and get phone) What's the number?
Y. Marik: I don't know. The sign didn't say.
Yami: O_O How am I supposed to call if I don't know the number??!!!
Y. Bakura: Just press some buttons and you'll find it eventually.
Yami: Okay! (presses random buttons) It's ringing, it's ringing!!!
Random Guy: Hello?
Yami: Is this Mario's Pizza?
RG: No, you must have a wrong number.
Yami: Are you sure?
RG: You'd better not be some stupid kid pulling a prank . . .
Yami: Kid??!! How DARE you insult the Pharaoh like that!!!!!
RG: O_o Goodbye. (hangs up)
Y. Bakura: Okay, my turn! (dials)
Random Fan Girl: Hello?
Y. Bakura: Is this Mario's Pizza?
RFG: No, who is this?
Y. Bakura: Yami Bakura, why –
RFG: Oh my gosh!!!! It's really you!!!!! Where are you I will find you and we shall be together forever and –
Y. Bakura: AAAAHHH!!!!!!!! (hangs up) Let's NEVER do that again!!!! Y. Marik, YOU take the phone. (curls up in fetal position) The horror . . . the horror!!!
Y. Marik: -_- right. Okay, here goes. (dials)
Other Random Guy: Hello?
Y. Marik: Tell me the number to Mario's Pizza or I will send you to the Shadow Realm for all eternity!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
ORG: AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!! DON'T HURT ME!!!!!!!!! (hangs up and bolts himself in house)
Yami: Uh, Y. Marik? You might want to be a little nicer next time, okay? Maybe less psychotic?
Y. Marik: Fine, I'll try again. (dials)
Marik: Hello?
Y. Marik: Oops. (hangs up)
Yami: What is it?
Y. Marik: I think I just called Marik.
Yami: You Baka! Now they'll know we're using the phone!
Y. Marik: You think you can do better? Then YOU try!
Yami: Fine, then. (dials)
Seto Kaiba: Whoever you are, you'd better have a good reason for disturbing me.
Yami: Kaiba?! It's Yami.
Kaiba: (hangs up)
Yami: Let's try that again, shall we? (dials same number)
Kaiba: This had better be good.
Yami: Hi, it's me, Yami.
Kaiba: *sigh* What do you want?
Yami: Do you know the number for Mario's Pizza?
Kaiba: No. Now go away.
Yami: But –
Kaiba: (hangs up again) Moron.
Yami: He doesn't know.
Y. Bakura: Maybe Mokuba does!
Yami: Ooo, good idea! (calls back)
Kaiba: State your business
Yami: Does Mokuba know the number?
Kaiba: No! Don't call me again! (hangs up)
Yami: He says Mokuba doesn't know either.
Y. Marik: But he's got all that technology, couldn't he just look it up on his computer thingy?
Yami: I never thought of that, and I bet he didn't either. (presses redial)
Kaiba: (hears phone) This had better not be who I think it is . . . (picks up phone) What?!
Yami: Couldn't you just look it up?
Kaiba: No!! I am very busy!!!! Now leave me alone!!!!!! (hangs up)
Yami: He said no.
Y. Bakura: I wonder why he doesn't know the number . . .
Yami: Hmmmm . . . good question. I'll ask him. (dials) Hello again!
Kaiba: STOP CALLING ME!!!!!!
Yami: How come you don't know the pizza place's number?
Kaiba: I have no time for trivial things such as pizza. I also have no time for your ridiculous phone calls. Go find the number yourself; I have a company to run. (hangs up)
Y. Marik: Ooo, let me try! I want to annoy Kaiba too!
Yami: Okay, just press this redial button.
Y. Marik: (presses button)
Kaiba: Yami, if this is you, I swear I will kill you!
Y. Marik: Don't worry, it's not.
Kaiba: Alright then. Make it quick. Who are you?
Y. Marik: Y. Marik, of course!
Kaiba: O_O (hangs up)
Y. Bakura: Oh, I've got a great idea! (takes phone and dials)
Kaiba: Who are you and what do you want?
Y. Bakura: I'm just your friendly, psychotic tombrobbing spirit here to help! Need anything stolen? Any "job" to be done? Just call 1-800-TOMBROBBER!
Kaiba: O_o You are insane. Goodbye now. (hangs up)
Y Bakura: This is fun! Let's do it some more!
Yami: Yeah! Who wants to go next?
2 hours later . . . In Kaiba's office . . .
Phone: *ring* *ring* *ring* *ring*
Kaiba: (hiding in closet, on floor in fetal position) Find a happy place, find a happy place . . .
Answering Machine: Hey, Kaiba! It's us again!
Kaiba: That's it!!!! (pulls out cell phone, calls Yugi)
Yugi: Hello?
Kaiba: Yugi, thank God! Your crazy yami and his friends won't stop calling me!!!!!!!
Yugi: Kaiba, are you okay? You sound . . . weird . . .
Kaiba: They've been at it for 2 hours!!!!! I can't stand it anymore!!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!! AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!! NO MORE RINGING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yugi: Okay, I'll get them to stop. You just . . . um, take a nap or something . . . yeah. (hangs up and calls game shop)
Yami: Hello?
Yugi: Yami, I thought I told you NOT to use the phone!!!!!!
Yami: Oh, sorry, hikari, we're just trying to find the number for Mario's Pizza place.
Yugi: -_- Yami, it's on the bulletin board. I told you that yesterday . . .
Yami: Oh, so it is! Sorry!
Yugi: You can call there, but nowhere else! And don't call Kaiba anymore, I think you've stretched his sanity enough for one lifetime . . .
In Kaiba's Office . . .
Kaiba: At last . . . no more ringing . . .
Phone: *ring*
Kaiba: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! (picks up phone) I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME ANYMORE!!!!!! WHY WON'T YOU JUST GO AWAY!!!!!!! DO YOU HEAR ME?????!!!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (smashes phone on desk, throws it out the window)
Representative for large company Kaiba has been trying to do business with for a long time: O.O
President of company: So, what did he say?
Representative: I think we called at a bad time . . .
President: Business deal off?
Representative: I think so . . .
Back at the Game Shop . . .
Yami: Hey! I found the number!
Mario's Pizza: Can we help you?
Yami: Yes, I'd like 3 large pizzas, one pepperoni, one sausage, and one cheese. And I need the toppings for the pepperoni and sausage pizzas to form a Sennen Eye design, and for the cheese pizza to be triangular, like a pyramid.
Mario's Pizza: Got it, Pharaoh.
Yami: Ishizu?
Ishizu: Yes, I have a summer job here. It is quite enjoyable. The pizzas will be delivered to your house within 30 minutes. Goodbye. (hangs up)
So, the yamis settled back to wait for their pizzas. Until, of course, they got bored . . .
Shayken Destiny: Poor Kaiba . . .
Y. Bakura: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! That was great!!!!!!!! Let's torture someone else!!!!!!!!
Shayken Destiny: Riiiiiight. Moving on. I'd say we all learned a valuable lesson here.
Y. Marik: Which would be? . . .
Shayken Destiny: Never, ever, EVER let a yami near a phone unsupervised. Well, that's all for now, review please!!!! Chapter nine coming eventually!
MalletWielderofDoom: Well, actually, during the time between when I was gone and when the fic was written, the yamis did try to walk through a door, but sadly, nobody could figure out how to do it . . .
Dark Magician Girl / Hikaru: You're right, maybe I should have left the ice cream tub on Yami . . . but Y. Bakura's hair is still pink . . .
hAdOwCat: Yugi might not have a home to come back to after the yamis are done!
Jenna Casey: Updating slowly, but surely . . .
Paladin Dragoon: Oh, the good old days of rage and terror . . . I bet Y. Marik would have loved that . . .
Chibi-Chichan: Hahahaha! Your reviews are so funny! Please send me a copy of the ice pic! My email's on my bio page.
Mokuba's Official Glomper: Ooh, Kaiba seems jealous!
Jou,Y.Marik,Y.Bakura,YamiROX!: As you can probably tell from the intro, the yamis are very fond of their gifts . . . Yamis: Why??!! Why the leash??! S.D.: -_-Just ignore them . . .
Sakurelle: I know, anything that skips is always funny, especially 5,000 year-old spirits.
Chiomon: Ooh, I never thought of that! His hair probably would put holes in a cardboard container.
Dark Dedede 923: Of course I came back . . . it just took 3 weeks before I could update.
The Legendary Shiniimegami: Oooh, acronyms!
KittyKittyHunter: Well, as you can see, Seto's in this chapter, but two other characters will be making an appearance . . . and I promise that one of them will be Joey . . . sound good? Oh, Yami loose in Kaiba Corp.? That would be sooooooo funny!!!! Poor Kaiba, he would be so ticked off!!!!!!