Shayken Destiny: Hello!

Angry readers: (holding baseball bats)

Shayken Destiny: Yes, it has been brought to my attention that I have not updated this story for 4 months. Please don't kill me!!!!!!! (hides behind yamis)

Yamis: What are you doing? . . .

Shayken Destiny: Shh! Hiding! Now somebody do the disclaimer!

Yami: Oh, alright . . . Shayken Destiny does not own Yu-Gi-Oh! or its theme song. (eyes angry readers) On with the fic!

Chapter 9: Where's Y. Bakura?

Yami: I'm bored . . . when is the pizza going to get here?

Y. Marik: How should I know?! You're the Pharaoh!

Yami: What's that got to do with anything?!

Y. Bakura: (from kitchen) AAIIIIIEEEE!!!!! I'm stuck!!!!!!

Yami: -.- What is the baka tombrobber doing now?

Y. Bakura: (sarcastically) Haha. Now stop asking smart questions and get in here!!!!!

Yami: Do I hear a pleeeaaassseee?

Y. Bakura: -unintelligible muttering- (grumpily) Please . . .

Yami: Okay then.

Yami and Y. Marik went into the kitchen to find out what Y. Bakura had done now.

Yami: Y. Bakura, where are you? I don't see you anywhere!

Y. Bakura: I'm in here!

Y. Marik: Where is here?

Y. Bakura: HERE!!!!

Yami: What are you talking about?!

Y. Marik: It must be a demon trying to trick us into unleashing it so it can destroy our souls and feed upon the world!!!!! AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!

Yami: Of course! You're right, Y. Marik, why didn't I see it before?!

Y. Bakura: WHAT?!

Yami: It sounds upset; it must know that we know its plan!

Y. Bakura: What are you bakas talking about?! I'm not a demon!!! It's me, Y. Bakura!!!!!!

Yami: Prove it.

Y. Bakura: Ergh!!!!!!!

Y. Marik: Alright, if you answer this question right, we'll know if you're really Y. Bakura. Now, what do you keep in your soul room that no one knows about except for me?

Y. Bakura: Y. Marik, that's not fair!!!! I refuse to answer that question!!!!!

Yami: Ha! I knew it! You ARE a demon!

Y. Bakura: No!!!!! Alright, I'll tell you! Mr. Doodles.

Yami: What?

Y. Bakura: MR. DOODLES!!!!

Y. Marik: Okay, he's telling the truth.

Yami: Who the heck is Mr. Doodles?

Y. Marik: Y. Bakura's stuffed kitten. I accidentally saw it once. Nobody, not even Ryou, knows about Mr. Doodles.

Y. Bakura: AND THAT'S HOW IT'S GOING TO STAY!!!!!!!

Yami: Okay, now that we know it's really you, where are you?

Y. Bakura: I don't know!

Yami: O.O How can you not know????!!!!

Y. Bakura: I don't know all the names for these stupid appliwhatchimacallits yet!!!!! All I know is I'm stuck in one! Now get me out of here!!!!!

Yami: Well, describe what it's like inside.

Y. Bakura: Dark.

Yami: -.- Gee, that narrows it down to just about everything in the kitchen . . .

Y. Bakura: And cold! It's like being in the Shadow Realm!

Yami: Okay, now what do we know that's dark and cold?

Y. Marik: Could it be the stove?

Yami: No, I sent that to the Shadow Realm already. The microwave, perhaps?

Y. Marik: Too small. What's that big white thing over there?

Yami: I think that's the fridge. It's were Yugi keeps things from getting spoiled.

Y. Marik: Should we try it?

Yami: Why not? (pulls on door) It's stuck!

Y. Marik: Hehehehe (pulls out knife)

Yami: Augh! Wait for me to get out of the way! (dives aside as Y. Marik swings knife)

-slice-

Refrigerator door: (sliced in half)

-clunk-

Y. Bakura: (falls out)

Yami: O.O What in Ra's name is that knife made of?!

Y. Marik: -grins evilly-

Yami: Never mind, I don't want to know . . .

Y. Bakura: I'm free!!! Free, I tell you!!! FREE!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

Y. Bakura's still-pink hair: -snap- (breaks off)

Y. Bakura: AAAAHHH!!!!! MY HAIR!!!!! MY BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL HAIR!!!!!!! Wait-when did I dye this pink?

Random person: (materializes, whispers to Y. Bakura) –ahem- In the last chapter. (disappears)

Y. Bakura: Oh. Okay. WAAAH!!!!!! I MISS MY HAIR ALREADY!!!!!!!! IT WAS SO COOL AND SPIKY AND WHITE!!!!!!!!! T.T

Yami and Y. Marik: -.-;

Yami: I know how to solve this. (takes out bottle of magic hair restorer, pours it on Y. Bakura's head)

Y. Bakura: (still bewailing hair) OH, LONG GONE ARE THE DAYS OF MY LOVELY LOCKS!!!!! NEVER AGAIN SHALL I COMB THEM, BRUSH THEM, FOR NOW– (his normal white hair suddenly appears on his head) Oh. It's back. Never mind!!! What was that stuff, anyways, Pharaoh?

Yami: My special secret emergency bottle of Magic-Superfast-Insta-Hair-Restorer! With just one drop, it restores your hair to exactly the way it used to be! Isn't it wonderful?! I keep it with me just in case something should ever happen to my hair!

Y. Bakura: Riiight . . .

Doorbell: -YourMove!-

Y. Marik: Don't most doorbells go "DingDong?"

Yami: Yes, but this is a special door bell. It plays my theme song!

Y. Bakura and Y. Marik: -.- Baka pharaoh . . .

Yami: That must be the pizza!

The three yamis ran to the door, eager to receive their pizza at long last! But who's delivering it?! Find out, in the next installment of "Crazy CardPlaying Yamis!"

Shayken Destiny: Okay, that was Chapter 9! I know I promised some people that other characters were going to show up in this chapter, but I decided to save it for the next chapter. Promise! And I WILL update sooner! I will, I will, I will! This I swear by the stars!!!!!!! Okay, review please!!!!

Paladin Dragoon: No, I never noticed that! You're right! Kaiba goes against the basic anime trend!

Sakurelle: I updated it a little while ago. Go check out chapter 2!

Dark Dedede 923: Hahaha! That sounds fun. Unless they have caller I.D. . . .

Dark Magician Girl / Hikaru: Okay, the hair has been fixed. I never did figure out what Ja Ne means . . .

hAdOwCat: Now it's my turn to apologize! Sorry I didn't update sooner!

Mistryl and Company: Don't worry, I'll work Joey in. Sorry I wasn't able to put him in this chapter. Next chapter, I promise!

Chibi-Chichan: Hahahahahaha! I love reading your reviews, they're hilarious! I got the ice pic; you're right, it's great! And I like the other ones too, thanks!

Botan Mai Kai /Aa Miw-sher Mutnodjet Kiya: I hope your other friends liked it!

Jou,Y.Marik,Y.Bakura,YamiROX!: You are welcome! No one's ever given me or the story's characters gifts before!

Mokuba's Official Glomper: Fangirls? Yay! I love Rurouni Kenshin!

ShikariHunter: Sure he will, KaibaCorp's got access to all the best doctors and psychiatrists. Going in the Game Shop, that's a good idea! I'll think about that.

KittyKittyHunter: Don't worry, Seto's fine. I wouldn't let anything truly bad happen to him; he's my favorite character too! And you'll have to wait for chapter 10 to find out who the pizza deliverer is!

O.o The Yu-Gi-Oh Freak o.: I don't know . . . maybe, but I'm not really a Tea-hater. She just kind of exists.

Raphael Loser: You're right. Y. Marik was talking too much. O.o Oh boy, we've had enough of fire. There'd be nothing left for Yugi to come home to!

Poke Actor: Hahaha! I can see it now . . . "Give us your coffee or we'll send you all to the Shadow Realm!"

Daisaigai697832: Please don't banish me! I updated! I updated!

Chiomon: Glad you liked it. You'll see Joey and maybe somebody else in the next chapter . . .

Jillian Jiggs: O.o sorry, I just wondering.

PerfectCell17: Hehehe, of course they're insane, it's in their nature! They're yamis!

Opal Dream Catcher: Luckily, you don't have to wait long! Thanks for reading!