Disclaimer: none of this is mine. Wish it was, but I wasn't blessed with them.
It took a while to pull Grissom from Cloud, on account of everyone was bent over in laughter. They were finally able to drag Grissom to the men's rooms. Horatio was the one to open the door and just stood there shaking his head at the sight of the group of woman holding up a confused Grissom.
"I think this belongs to you" Sara managed to choke out before dissolving into another fit of laughter.
"Um, thanks." Horatio took Grissom from the ladies and brought him back to the rooms. Greg was now asking Speed if he thought Calleigh would go out with him. Already Speed was wondering how he could get Greg to shut up without getting arrested.
The next morning (A/N: sorry, I couldn't think up anything else to do for the night, so I'm skipping to morning because I have a plan. Lol.) A knock on the door interrupted the resting girls. Luckily, in their lines of work, most of them were used to being waken up early. Catherine opened up the door to find a large, cheery woman. "Hello! I am mistress Selman. I am here to do your fittings for clothing!"
Catherine blinked a few times. "What?"
"Well, you came here with only those clothes on your back! So we are fitting you with some new ones. Now, hurry up." Ten minutes later, six women were being hustled into a cluttered room. "First please!" Lilly nervously stepped up to the woman. She produced a knotted rope from her apron and started taking measurements. She walked over to a cabinet and took out some garments. Handing them to Lilly, she commanded her to try it on. She quickly goes through the bunch without trouble. The trouble hit after the Americans were dressed. They all looked extremely uncomfortable in the loose garments that left not cleavage.
"Do you have anything with more Cleavage?" Yelina asked, not comfortable with the possibility of being stuck cleavagless.
"Yeah, and anything maybe tighter?" Olivia added. Soon the poor woman was being bombarded with some very angry CSI's and detectives.
"Ok! The only things we have are these and dresses, which show some of what you call 'cleavage'" though there is that ball coming up, so we might put you in some gowns." Sara's face paled at the mention off balls and gowns.
"Aww, don't be so sad Sara." Catherine comforted the younger girl.
"Yeah, it might be a good time for your friend Nick to tell you how he feels." Sara's expression changed from angry to confused at Yelina's statement.
"Yeah, and maybe Horatio will make his move on you!" Calleigh smirked as Yelina shot her a murderous look. Soon the conversation was on the men.
"What do you think about Greg?" Sara and Catherine asked Calleigh. They knew their young lab tech and knew he was defiantly going to go after the southern blonde. She shrugged.
"He's cute."
"Just wait 'til he starts talking." Catherine murmured under her breath. As they talked about that, most of the guys were already trying to figure out how to shut up Greg.
"Ok, here's the situation. We are stuck in a place we have never heard have and we are stuck with Greg, who won't shut up." Scotty, Warrick, Nick, Speed, and Erik were trying to figure out a plan. Horatio and Grissom were in another room, talking about evidence of course. The men had also been fitted, but they didn't really have much trouble there. The only trouble at the moment they faced was named Greg.
A/N: man that one stunk. I'm so sorry that chapter was not one of my better ones. I had major writers block and I needed to get something up. Actually, I could use some Ideas. I'm running out of things to do here. If you do have some ideas that you want to share with me, please email me at Of course I will give you credit for them. And a few quick notes. I have nothing against Grissom or Greg. But as you can see, I am having lots of fun bashing them. And I don't plan on stopping. I find them fun to make fun of; I like them a lot though. And I am a Nick/Sara fan. So, obviously that will be the major romance, though I will have a whole bunch of other pairs. But defiantly NO Gris/Sara. Lol. I promise it will get funnier though. Just thought you should know those few things. Um, please Review! I want to know what you guys think.
Emily