Hawaiian Havoc!
Disclaimer: In case I forgot, All Characters belong to Marvel excpet those I created!
To Sparky Genocide: Glad you liked the Scott Torture and I hope to put in more soon. This is inspired but not quite. That would be a funny idea to see.
To RogueFanKC: Yeah, I'm starting to get that sinking feeling myself. HA HA!!! Yeah, the Pietro/Betsy thing is based on Wizard1's stories. Hey, that sounds like a fun idea with Angelica and Pyro. I'll see what I can do! Thanks for the ideas.
To Red Witch: Here's some more madness for you! Enjoy!
To Firefly25: Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if Scott does get smacked around by Craig or the X-Girls. I'll see what I can do. I've never seen 'Deep Rising'. What's that all about?
To Wizard1: Well, not quite. It was inspired by the episode. Hope you like this new insanity! BTW, Why not have Kelly get blown up? Anyway, I can't wait for you to put up the new chapter of 'Karaoke Dance Party'!
It's Profile Time Again! Crowd hoots, hollers, chants, screams, yells, and claps. Some hold up signs This time, we take another look at everyone's favorite insane Aussie pyrokinetic, Pyro!
Pyro
Real Name: St. John Allerdyce
Class: Mutant
Allegiance: Misfit (East Coast Team), former Acolyte
Powers: Pyro's mutant physiology makes him immune to the effects of heat and flame. Pyro has the power to psionically control flames, allowing him to intensify and shape them to his whim. However, his mutant powers do not allow him to create the flames he needs, so he always carries a lighter with him or in battle, a back-mounted flame-thrower.
Birthplace: Sydney, Australia
Bio: Born in Australia, little St. John was always described as a bit "goofy in the head". When he was a boy, his family moved to Los Angeles, California. There, he befriended Paul Stanley Starr, his future Misfit teammate Starchild, and Jennifer Walters, the future Avenger known as the She-Hulk. The three always got in trouble and had adventures together. However, John's powers emerged, causing his family to disown him.
When he heard Magneto address fellow mutants at a rally alongside Starchild, John was mesmerized but Paul was frightened by Magneto's seemingly soul-less eyes. Paul pleaded with John not to join him, saying he had a bad feeling about the Master of Magnetism. It degenerated into an argument, and it would be the last time the two would see each other for years. Jennifer's whereabouts are unknown.
During an Acolyte mission in California, the other Acolytes turned on John, leaving him for dead. Luckily, John's life was saved by Starchild and the GI Joe codenamed Barbecue. John and Paul got a chance to catch up and renew their friendship. St. John would end up joining the Misfits.
When the Misfits met the Avengers for the first time, John and Paul caught up with Jennifer, who had been transformed into the She-Hulk by a blood transfusion from her cousin Bruce Banner, gaining superhuman strength and invulnerability in the process (and she also retained her intelligence and her personality became more uninhibited).
When the glam-rock band The Superstars formed, John became their drummer. The slightly-insane Allerdyce also is an avid writer, his main specialty being torrid Gothic romance novels. He hopes to be a journalist or a legendary drummer.
During the battles at Cobra-La, Pyro fell in love with new Misfit Angelica Jones, aka Firestar, much to her chagrin.
Note: John also has some odd beliefs: He believes there are sock fairies living in dryers, so he always hang-dries his socks. He also thinks Sally Struthers is out to kill him and there is a conspiracy to steal the entire world's supply of toejam and use it to conquer the world.
Chapter 2: Cruise Control, Part 2
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(A cruise ship)
Paul Starr, the East Coast Misfit and lead vocalist/guitarist of the all-mutant glam-metal band, the Superstars, known as Starchild, left Amara's room. He had given her a flowerpot full of soil. The Nova Roman princess's mutant powers had a side effect of making her weak when she was off land for too long. Paul thought that if some earth could be brought with her, it'd make the trip a little easier for her. Paul's hunch was right on. Amara told him when she touched the soil, she felt a little better, like her old self.
My good deed for the day. Paul smiled as he walked down the deck. Poor ol' Amara. It must suck to be her right now. I'm glad my gift made her feel a little better. We'll be on dry land soon, so she really shouldn't worry. I hope that soil can help her till we get there. Who would've thought a simple pot of soil would do the trick? You learn something new every day. He saw Sam hiding in a lifeboat. "Hi Sam."
"Not so loud, Paul!" Sam shushed. "I don't want Lila to find me."
"Aw Sam, you act like she's the Creature from the Black Lagoon." Paul chuckled. "Lila's harmless. She puts out the whole 'tough chick' thing, but she's really a big sweetheart."
"Around Jean, she is a tough chick." Sam reminded, remembering the last time when the mutant rocker and the red-haired telepath met. It was common knowledge they hated each other. Jean thought Lila was a loud troublemaking punk, and Lila thought Jean was a snobbish prom queen who could use a little humiliation.
"Yeah, Lila can handle herself in a brawl, but she's also sweet. She writes a lot of songs, you know that? Anyway, I'll let you hide in peace." Paul walked off, and Sam watched him. Unbeknownst to the human rocket, Lila peeked out behind him.
"That stuff he says is true, you know. I may enjoy a good fight now and then, but that don't mean I can't be just plain lovable." Lila grinned.
"Yeah, that's true…wait a minute." Sam turned around and yelped. "How long were you in here?!"
"Long enough. Now c'mere!" Lila grabbed a screaming Sam and teleported away. Meanwhile, Starchild bumped into a teenage girl with long brown hair and clad in a green-and-black one-piece swimsuit. "Oh, sorry." Paul grinned, helping her up.
"It's alright. I wasn't watching where I was going." The girl smiled. "Hey, you're Starchild! From the Superstars! I love your band!"
"Yeah. We're pretty good." Paul chuckled. "We're no Bon Jovi."
"I have a question. You know Lila Cheney's in the group?"
"Well, duh."
"Well, if this offends you, I'm sorry, but why would a big solo artist like her join a little band like you?"
"We recently received our first Gold record." Paul chuckled. "And as for Lila's reason for joining, you'll have to ask her."
"Okay. Can I have your autograph?" She held out a book.
"Sure." Paul took her pen and signed her book. "There you go."
"Oh thank you!" She squealed. The girl ran off happily. She turned a corner and sighed longingly at the signature. She pulled off her mask, revealing piercings and hair that was in long black-and-green braids. Zanya hugged the book close to her chest, laid back on the wall, then slid down to the floor with a happy sigh. "I got to see his beautiful smile again…Oh God, he just gets cuter every day…"
"Ahh, what a life…" Angelica Jones smiled happily as she laid back on a deck chair, clad in a red swimsuit. Lina was with her, an image inducer on, and clad in a blue swimsuit. "Glad you got your image inducer fixed."
"Yeah. It's nice." Lina agreed.
"Hey Lina." Fred walked up to her, carrying some suntan lotion.
"Hey Fred." Lina smiled. She noticed the suntan lotion. "Hey, could I have some?"
"Sure." Fred grinned. He sat down next to her and rubbed some on her back. "How's that?"
"Thank you." Lina smiled. Angelica chuckled. She then noticed a big fiery leaf over her head being waved back and forth. The redhead turned and saw John standing with her with his trademark "Crazy Man" grin.
"I thought I'd cool it off for you, love." John cackled. "Nothing's too good for my Fire Angel."
"John, go jump overboard." Angelica sighed. She was really not in the mood for being flirted with by John. St. John wasn't a bad guy, his only real flaw was all his screws were loose, and some possibly missing.
"Hey Angie, they got a beautiful view up at the end of the ship. What do you say you and I go and watch the sunset together. Y'know, like that scene from Titanic. It'd be a real ripper! I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD!!!!" John laughed like the whacko he was.
"John, you are a king, alright. The King of Psycholand. Population: You." Angelica replied. "Don't you have to go cause an out-of-control inferno or something?"
"I already did that." John sighed. "And I thought to meself that maybe me and me Fire Angel would like to do something romantic." John grinned. A few seconds later, he found himself being chased by a screaming Angelica, carrying a fire extinguisher.
"COME BACK HERE AND DIE, YOU PSYCHO!!!!" Angelica screamed.
"What's going on here?" Scott asked as he rounded the corner. John stopped in front of him and turned around. Angelica started to nail him in the head when John ducked and…
CLANG!!!!
The extinguisher smashed Scott upside the head. With a grunt, the X-Men's leader fell down and hit the ground hard.
"Oh no!" Angelica dropped the extinguisher.
"I think you killed him." John blinked.
"Hey Scott, I forgot to mention maybe I should OH MY GOD!" Jake Wildfire, aka Red Dragon, said in horror as he rounded the corner. "What happened?"
"Angie killed him!" John blinked. "OW!" Angelica hit him.
"It was a mistake." Angelica said, still in shock. Jake knelt down and looked him over.
"He's just knocked cold. I've seen this before. When a wrestler gets hit hard enough with a steel chair, this can happen. Let's get him somewhere to rest up." Jake and John held Scott up by his limbs.
"Where to, mate?"
"My room." Jake replied.
Uh oh! Looks like already someone gets smashed! What insanity will happen next? Will Scott wake up? What'll happen to him when he does? Will Pyro ever get a break with Firestar? Find out in the next chapter! Suggestions needed badly!