Hawaiian Havoc!
To Red Witch: Glad you like it! Here's more insanity for you! BTW, you should read and review a story I wrote called "Who's Line is it Anyway, Marvel Style". In it, Marvel characters do funny improve skits like the show. Enjoy!
To Wizard1: Yeah, it didn't take too long indeed. How long before Zanya tries to take out the X-Girls? We'll see. Yeah, Angelica can't get a break when it comes to John. BTW, when does the next chapter of "Karaoke Dance Party" come up? I can't wait, man! PLEASE!!!!
To todd fan: I hope you like my stories. Some of them are holiday themed. I hope you continue to read and review my stories. BTW, I included in a review for your story "When I grow up" some info about the Black Queen. Hope that helps you. BTW, thanks a lot for telling me what tribe Dani was a member of. I had no idea she was Cheyenne.
To Raliena: Yeah, it didn't take long. Actually, I kind of imagine Scott as a guy who just has little luck, if his powers give you any indication. And it's kind of fun to watch him run away screaming.
To RogueFanKC: Yeah, John's not going to quit unless he wins Angelica's heart. (Angelica: PYRO, STAY THE HECK AWAY FROM ME!!! I GO A SHOTGUN PAL!!!) Those sound like some sweet suggestions, man! By the way, it's good to have you back! It has been a long time since you reviewed, bud! Where ya been?!
It's Profile Time Again! (Crowd hoots, hollers, chants, screams, cheers, and claps. Some hold up signs.) This time we take another look at a West Coast Misfit with a "Never-say-die" attitude, the fabulous Thunderbird!
Thunderbird
Real Name: John Proudstar
Class: Mutant
Allegiance: Misfits (West Coast Team)
Powers: John Proudstar has a mutant physiology that provides him with superhuman strength and endurance. After training as a West Coast Misfit, John's also exhibited slight superhuman speed (even though is not as fast as Velocity or Quicksilver), and slight resistance to injury (But unlike the Blob or Red Dragon in his Dragon Mode, John is not truly invulnerable).
Birthplace: Camp Verde Apache Reservation, Arizona
Bio: The son of a decorated retired US Marine, John Proudstar as a kid was always a great athlete. John always thought of himself as a loner, and dreamed of being a great warrior like his ancestors. As a result, he grew bored of reservation life and hoped to someday leave to find adventure.
John's life changed forever on two important occasions. The first was the emergence of his mutant powers. At the age of 16, his strength revealed itself when he wrestled and threw a charging bison with his bare hands to save a little girl. He became a hero for it, but no one knew how John got the strength to do it (At the time, the tribe didn't know or realize John was a mutant, including John himself).
The second occasion was when Ace Starr visited Arizona to check out the mesas. He was traveling around to find some fun after his undercover work within the Hellions ended. He met now-17-year-old John at a mesa, and the two discovered they both had a love for adventure, and they became friends. Ace, as a joke, gave John the codename "Thunderbird" because in his own words, "It sounds Native Americany." When a mad scientist unleashed a genetically-enhanced bear on the reservation that day, Wildstar and Thunderbird joined forces to subdue it. As a gesture of thanks, Ace was made an honorary member of the Apache tribe, and Thunderbird told Ace if his strength was needed, he would be available.
Ace called that favor sometime later, when he asked Proudstar to help him subdue the bio-droid known as the Mimic. John's hatchet destroyed the mutant Dreadnok Virus's speakerbox, a device Virus used to control the Mimic. Soon after, Proudstar became a founding member of the West Coast Misfits alongside Wildstar, X23, Siryn, Thunderbolt, Velocity, Sunfire, Wolfsbane, and Dazzler.
To this day, he serves as a West Coast Misfit, and he has been injured during the battle at Cobra-La.
Note: In battle, Proudstar's pride and impetuousness tends to cause him to charge right into the thick of things, which sometimes gets him into big trouble. A loner at heart, Proudstar helped found the West Coast Misfits, hoping to use the team to achieve his dream of becoming a great Apache warrior. He's loyal to his friends and he has a never-say-die attitude. He also has a younger brother named James who recently exhibited powers like John's. James helped his older brother and the other Misfits (both teams) stop a gang during the Misfit Cannonball Run. Until Beast King joined, Thunderbird was the eldest of the West Coast Misfits.
Author's Note: Hey folks! L17 here! Listen, I want to have Scott wake up under the delusion he's somebody, but I can't think who. Any ideas would be greatly appreciated.
Chapter 3: Cruise Control, Part 3!
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(The cruise ship)
"Great! What a way to run a wrestling promotion." Jake Wildfire grumbled. He and his fellow Misfits St. John Allerdyce and Angelica Jones were all helping to carry a knocked-cold Scott Summers. Scott got knocked cold when Angelica accidentally smashed him upside in the head with a fire extinguisher. She actually was trying to hit John, who had a crush on her.
"Yeah." John laughed. "Man, if anyone asks, we should say he's drunk. Or Kathy Bates had her way with him." John looked around in a panic.
"What's with him and Kathy Bates?" Angelica asked Jake. Red Dragon shrugged.
"I have no idea."
"Whoops!" John tripped and fell back.
"John, what're you oh God! Yipe!" Angelica exclaimed. Pyro fell backward on his butt. It caused Jake and Angelica to pitch Scott into the air. "Oh no!" Scott ended up falling into one of those pipe-like vent shafts that made occasional appearances on the deck.
"No!" Before the three Misfits could reach him, Scott slid down. The Misfits stopped, and stared down at the pipe. "Now what do we do?" Jake exclaimed.
"I think he's shrimp on the Barbie, mate." John blinked. The sound of something metal was heard, as well as a moan.
"Ohhhhhhh….Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…"
"Oh great! Now what?!" Angelica groaned. "The X-Men are going to kill us."
"They're already on the verge of doing that." Jake sighed.
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(In another part of the ship)
"Hope you feel better, Amara." Dani Moonstar said as she walked out of Amara's room. The Cheyenne girl had come to check on the Nova Roman.
"Okay…Steady…Steady…" Zanya mumbled as she hid at a window. She had pointed a crossbow at Mirage's head. But she wasn't quite going to have a lucky day. Dani noticed Jamie run by clad in a beach version of his wild suits. Trinity was chasing him, wearing identical pink-and-purple swimsuits.
"Yeah, you got your deal! I think Pietro will endorse the cola! He drinks it all the time! Look pal, I got triplets after me man!"
"KISSY TIME!!"
"Come back, Jamie!"
"We love you!" Trinity squealed as they raced by.
"Look out!" Jamie swatted a beach ball that flew by him. The ball hit Zanya, causing her to fire the arrow. It sped by harmlessly until it hit the butt of a French waiter.
"Sacre bleu!" The waiter screamed, dropping the dinner he carried and jumping overboard in his pain-induced delirium.
"Oh man!" Zanya grumbled. "Is it really gonna be this hard eliminating those wenches that chase after my man?!"
If you think the madness will continue, raise your hand! What insanity will happen next? Will Zanya be able to take out the X-Girls? Will Scott be alright? Find out in the next chapter! Suggestions needed badly!