Hawaiian Havoc!
Disclaimer: In case I forgot, I DON'T OWN ANYTHING MARVEL OR SUNBOW!!! NOW LLEAVE ME ALONE ABOUT IT!!!!
To Sparky Genocide: Hey, that's not a bad idea. Scott he's thinking he's different people. Now how the heck will I constantly cause him to get hit in the head?
To Wizard1: And things aren't going to get any easier for that French waiter. You'll see. Yeah, it's seems the X-Groupies have gotten a share of the Starchild luck or it's Trinity. Maybe both. BTW, when does the new chapter of 'Karaoke Dance Party' come up?
To Red Witch: Read your new stuff and loved it! Frank Sinatra? Well, I'll see what I can do. I can hardly wait to read your new projects! BTW Red, I got a story in the Marvel section called "Who's Line is it Anyway: Marvel Style"! If you want to see the Marvel Super Heroes do improv comedy, read this story!
To Lunarious: Nice to hear from you! Read 'Mutant Millionaire'. Couldn't stop laughing.
To c-wolf: Oh, I think I can fit in BA's coffee somewhere…
To Metal Dragon1: Scott as Drew Carey? How about the character of Gollum from 'Lord of the Rings'? Yeah, well don't tell Trinity about the device, it'll give' em ideas that the world cannot afford to have. Please put up the next chapter quick!
To todd fan: Glad I could help. I hope you continue reading my work.
To Goofn1: If you read the latest chapter of 'Mad Malibu Summer', I put up a profile of Lance for you. Enjoy!
To Raliena: You have a point there, Rae. He ain't dead yet.
To Aaron: Scott as the Hurricane or Perry Saturn, huh? That sounds cool. I remember Chavo Guerrero with Pepe. If I remember correctly, either Saturn or Raven threw Pepe into a wood chipper.
It's Profile Time again! (Crowd hoots, hollers, cheers, screams, claps, and chants. Some hold up signs) This time, we take another look at one of Pyro's favorite Joes, his caretaker, Barbecue!
Barbecue
Real Name: Gabriel A. Kelly
Affiliation: Army
Rank: E-4
Primary Military Specialty: Fireman
Secondary Military Specialty: Infantry, Misfit Handler (Pyro)
Birthplace: Boston, Massachusetts
Bio: Barbecue and the Wildfire Brothers both share two things in common: They're all Boston natives and they come from families devoted to one profession. But whereas Red Dragon and Thunderbolt come from a family of professional wrestlers, Barbecue comes from a family of firemen. In fact, Barbecue would've been part of the seventh generation of his family to serve the Boston Fire Department (Barbecue has several brothers who all serve the Boston FD)!
The sounds of sirens wailing and the usage of the axe is in Barbecue's blood, and he decided to bring those skills to the Army. One of his favorite pastimes is to kick down doors.
Barbecue is also a notorious party animal. He knows every party trick out there, and he always knows how to lighten the mood. His life changed when he found the Australian mutant known as Pyro beaten and left for dead by the Acolytes. Barbecue and Pyro bonded as Pyro recovered. Barbecue helped the young mutant realize not all humans were bad, and when Pyro joined the Misfits, Barbecue became his handler. The two celebrated by throwing a party.
Everyone jokes that Pyro and Barbecue deserve each other: Pyro likes starting fires, and Barbecue likes putting them out! Barbecue also is friends with Red Dragon, considering they're both from legendary Boston families.
Chapter 4: Almost on Shore!
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"Uhhh…" The French waiter moaned as he managed to get back on the boat. He saw the door of the engine room. He also heard knocking from the other side. "Huh?" He cautiously walked to the door. When he touched the handle, the door suddenly burst open. "Sacre bleu!" The waiter screamed as he got knocked back overboard. The open door revealed Scott Summers. He had plastered white feathers all over himself. He flapped his arms up and down like a bird.
"Bacaw! Bok bok bok bok bok bacaw!" Scott crowed. Evidently poor Cyclops thought he was a chicken. Speaking of Cyclops, his girlfriend Jean was sunbathing on the deck.
"Ahhh…" Jean smiled. "This is the life." She looked over at the other X-Girls. "Isn't it?"
"Yup." Kitty grinned. She chuckled as she saw Lance sit in the sandbox with Spyder across the deck. The spider-like Misfit took to the geokinetic as an older brother and Spirit raises them together.
"Can I go, Spyder? I gotta rub Kitty's feet." Lance begged. He and Spyder were building a sandcastle.
"She's got you whipped, man." Spyder shook her head. "Why do you do this to yourself? She's stringing you along as well as Metal Man. Why can't you just give up and find a new girlfriend. Like Angelica?"
"Don't start with that garbage." Lance grumbled. "It's bad enough Pietro constantly tries to get us together. Besides, I don't like her in that way and I don't want to tick off Pyro. You remember the last time Pyro got mad."
"Yeah, BA told us he used Play-Doh in some Australian dish he made. The way John acted, you think he insulted his entire family." Spyder chuckled. "But to be serious, even Mr. Oblivious, real name Paul Starr, notices this stuff. I don't think Kitty really loves you or Metal Mouth." Lance rolled his eyes.
"You're young. You'll understand when you get older HEY!!!" Lance saw Peter walk up to Kitty. "That vodka-chugging no good…" Lance muttered under his breath as he got up to confront Colossus yet again. Spyder shook her head.
"I think I pretty much get it." She sighed. She noticed a couple white feathers flutter down toward her sand castle. "Huh?" Spyder looked up and saw Scott, feathers and all. He clucked and continued running around.
"SCOTT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" Jean screamed. "WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOURSELF?!" Jake, John, and Angelica noticed.
"Uh oh." They said to each other. A Southern man dressed like Col. Sanders saw Scott run by, clucking.
"YEEE-HAH!!!" The man screamed in a Texas accent delightfully. "Ah'm gonna fry me some chicken!" He pulled a flamethrower out and fired it at Scott.
"BACAW!!!" Scott screamed in fright, and he ran for his life.
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(The sky above the ship)
"Now this is the life." The Weather Goddess smiled. She was laying on a cloud, like a regular person floats on water. She looked down at the boat. "Alright! We're almost ashore." Shipwreck flew up to her, wearing a hat like Inspector Gadget's, complete with helicopter blades and handles. Without turning her head and still with that smile on her face, Ororo blasted the sailor/SEAL with lightning, causing the hat to explode, and Shipwreck to fall. Shipwreck fell on top of the French waiter who was trying to climb back on the ship.
"Sacre bleu!" The waiter screamed as he and Shipwreck hit the water.
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(Ship's galley)
"This shall provide some great amusement, correct Foxfire?" An invisible Xi asked an invisible Jason Fox.
"Oh yeah." Fox grinned. The two invisible mutants immediately switched the coffee on board the ship with a certain banned coffee. "This is gonna be great. I can't wait to see ol' Baldy perform wheelies!"
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(The ship's arcade)
"Alright! Ah love this game!" Rogue eyed an arcade game of Castlevania. She took a quick look around, then raced to the game. She put a quarter in, then started playing. "Die die die die! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!" Rogue didn't notice a small device placed on the game designed to put out an immense electrical shock. Zanya peeked in with an evil grin.
"Let's see you try to take my man now, you Kentucky Fried Wench." Zanya grinned as she pressed a button on the detonator. Nothing happened. "What?" She tried again. Nothing. "What the?" She kept pressing the button. Nothing. "What is going on?" Rogue left the arcade.
"Ah need quarters. Perhaps Paul has some. Oh sugahhhhhhhhhhh…" Rogue called out in a sing-song voice as she ran off. She saw Scott run by, in all his feathered glory, Col. Sanders chasing after him with a flamethrower. "Scott is one sick little boy."
"I don't get it! Stupid Virus!" Zanya threw the device's control button at the wall. "I am going to kill him!" She looked at the Castlevania game. "Well, I do like this game…" She took the game's joystick…and got a million volts pumped into her. "YEEEEEEEOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Well, the insanity just continues! What madness will happen next? Will Zanya be able to eliminate the X-Girls? Will Scott ever get back to normal? What'll happen to the adults when they drink the coffee? Find out in the next chapter! Suggestions needed badly!