A/N: hey! Just a quick note. Yes, I have this story posted on two boards, but I'm not breaking any rules. The two stories are different documents. Therefore, no rules were broken. Just thought I would mention that. Well, please enjoy! And don't forget those reviews!
Disclaimer: if any of the characters belonged to me, I would be in a nice comfy chair instead of this wood one, I would have a super computer, and I would have a big screen TV in my room, not a tiny purple one.
WARNING: very A/U! Also, everyone is VERY OOC!
"Hey, do you guys have like, a town?" Catherine was getting bored. They had been in the palace for quite a while, and she wanted to get out.
"Yeah! Of course. You guys wanna go?"
"Yeah! Let me tell the rest of the girls and men and get ready."
And hour later, they were meeting Alanna out side the stables.
"Ok, lets get some horses. Do you guys know how to ride?" every ones shook their head. She sighed. "Ok, well, we will pick out some horses with the help of Daine. The younger girl popped her head out from a stall and waved.
"Just don't stick me with the crazy pony!" Grissom still hadn't recovered from his encounter with Cloud.
"Ok, Come with me, while I get you a horse." Daine paired Lilly with a soft palomino gelding named Jolly. Calleigh got a young dappled gelding named Slappy while Sara got an appaloosa gelding named SeaStar. Catherine was to ride a soft Grey mare named Lacy, and Olivia a Strawberry roan mare named Sandy. Yelina got a gleaming black gelding named Beamer. Nick got a beautiful bay gelding named Pita, Warrick with a blue roan mare named Blu. On the Paint mare Splash was Eric, Speed saddled on a liver chestnut mare named Legs. Horatio was riding another Bay gelding, named Nookers, and Elliot rode the chestnut gelding Breeze. Scotty rode a grey mare named Calliope. Greg was saddled on a slow buckskin gelding, named Buster, who kept coming to a dead stop and trying to turn around and bite Greg. Daine cursed. The only horse left was a pony, she sighed. Grissom would have to ride her. So Grissom was paired with the chestnut pony mare, Lady.
For the most part, everyone was getting along with his or her mount. Daine had talked to the horses, and had convinced them to be nice. Even Buster was being relatively nice, though he occasionally tried to bite Greg. But Lady, well, she wasn't so nice. The young mare decided that she would much rather munch on grass than be ridden, and therefore was stopping dead and jerking her head down. Poor Grissom didn't know what to do, so he smacked the mare on the butt. Lady's response was to leap up in the air and kick out, leaving Grissom on the ground. The group laughed out loud, at the site of Lady munching soundly on grass, and Grissom lying on the ground.
Nick pulled his sweet, beautiful, breathtaking, amazing in everyway gelding up to Grissom. Pita looked at the man on the ground, his big, and gentle brown eyes filled with amusement. Pita's big blaze drew Grissom to his big sweet head. Even though he wasn't a horse person, Grissom could see Pita was amazing.
Daine managed to round up Lady and convince the beautiful chestnut mare to be semi nice, so the rest of the ride was uneventful. When they reached the Market, hustlers took their horses at the Dancing Dove. It was about noon, so they followed Alanna into the tavern.
"I met my husband here. He was the king of thieves." Alanna explained to the group as they sat down.
"HEY! I bet us guys can out drink you ladies!" Greg challenged. The girls laughed.
"As if!"
"Yeah right!"
"Hey! We could!" Speed shot back. The men agreed.
"Wanna have a contest? Winner has to... ENDURE THE WRATH OF THE EVIL CHEERLEADERS!!!!!!!!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! NO! NOT THE CHEERLEADERS!" Greg started shaking. The thought scared everyone.
"OK!" Elliot was sure they could beat the girls. So they ordered their shots.
"One. Two. Three. GO!" Alanna was going to judge.
Well, as it turns out, women can really hold their alcohol. They out drank the men easily. As she saw how drunk the group was though, Alanna immediately regretted letting them have the contest. She groaned as she saw how drunk they truly were. Nick, Sara, Calleigh, Warrick, and Scotty were all giggling like morons and were tripping all over themselves. Catherine was dancing on top of the table, while Eric and Speed cheered her on. Yelina and Horatio were telling very personal things to each other, very loudly. Olivia and Elliot were talking nonsense to some poor bystander. Grissom was passed out; he couldn't hold his beer very well. And Greg, well, Greg apparently thought he was Tarzan, had climbed onto the table right, and was now swinging from the low hanging lights.
"Shit" Alanna said out loud. "These people are crazy enough sober, now I have to handle them drunk." She thought in despair.
CRASH "HEY! That's not very nice Mr. Light."
A/N: hey, I actually sort of liked that chapter. Ok, in case you can't tell, Pita and Lady are my real life horses. That is why I spent a lot of time describing them in a way that really didn't make sense. Also, sorry if I insulted any cheerleaders. It's a long story, you don't want to no. So, please, tell me what you think and review!
Emily
Disclaimer: if any of the characters belonged to me, I would be in a nice comfy chair instead of this wood one, I would have a super computer, and I would have a big screen TV in my room, not a tiny purple one.
WARNING: very A/U! Also, everyone is VERY OOC!
"Hey, do you guys have like, a town?" Catherine was getting bored. They had been in the palace for quite a while, and she wanted to get out.
"Yeah! Of course. You guys wanna go?"
"Yeah! Let me tell the rest of the girls and men and get ready."
And hour later, they were meeting Alanna out side the stables.
"Ok, lets get some horses. Do you guys know how to ride?" every ones shook their head. She sighed. "Ok, well, we will pick out some horses with the help of Daine. The younger girl popped her head out from a stall and waved.
"Just don't stick me with the crazy pony!" Grissom still hadn't recovered from his encounter with Cloud.
"Ok, Come with me, while I get you a horse." Daine paired Lilly with a soft palomino gelding named Jolly. Calleigh got a young dappled gelding named Slappy while Sara got an appaloosa gelding named SeaStar. Catherine was to ride a soft Grey mare named Lacy, and Olivia a Strawberry roan mare named Sandy. Yelina got a gleaming black gelding named Beamer. Nick got a beautiful bay gelding named Pita, Warrick with a blue roan mare named Blu. On the Paint mare Splash was Eric, Speed saddled on a liver chestnut mare named Legs. Horatio was riding another Bay gelding, named Nookers, and Elliot rode the chestnut gelding Breeze. Scotty rode a grey mare named Calliope. Greg was saddled on a slow buckskin gelding, named Buster, who kept coming to a dead stop and trying to turn around and bite Greg. Daine cursed. The only horse left was a pony, she sighed. Grissom would have to ride her. So Grissom was paired with the chestnut pony mare, Lady.
For the most part, everyone was getting along with his or her mount. Daine had talked to the horses, and had convinced them to be nice. Even Buster was being relatively nice, though he occasionally tried to bite Greg. But Lady, well, she wasn't so nice. The young mare decided that she would much rather munch on grass than be ridden, and therefore was stopping dead and jerking her head down. Poor Grissom didn't know what to do, so he smacked the mare on the butt. Lady's response was to leap up in the air and kick out, leaving Grissom on the ground. The group laughed out loud, at the site of Lady munching soundly on grass, and Grissom lying on the ground.
Nick pulled his sweet, beautiful, breathtaking, amazing in everyway gelding up to Grissom. Pita looked at the man on the ground, his big, and gentle brown eyes filled with amusement. Pita's big blaze drew Grissom to his big sweet head. Even though he wasn't a horse person, Grissom could see Pita was amazing.
Daine managed to round up Lady and convince the beautiful chestnut mare to be semi nice, so the rest of the ride was uneventful. When they reached the Market, hustlers took their horses at the Dancing Dove. It was about noon, so they followed Alanna into the tavern.
"I met my husband here. He was the king of thieves." Alanna explained to the group as they sat down.
"HEY! I bet us guys can out drink you ladies!" Greg challenged. The girls laughed.
"As if!"
"Yeah right!"
"Hey! We could!" Speed shot back. The men agreed.
"Wanna have a contest? Winner has to... ENDURE THE WRATH OF THE EVIL CHEERLEADERS!!!!!!!!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! NO! NOT THE CHEERLEADERS!" Greg started shaking. The thought scared everyone.
"OK!" Elliot was sure they could beat the girls. So they ordered their shots.
"One. Two. Three. GO!" Alanna was going to judge.
Well, as it turns out, women can really hold their alcohol. They out drank the men easily. As she saw how drunk the group was though, Alanna immediately regretted letting them have the contest. She groaned as she saw how drunk they truly were. Nick, Sara, Calleigh, Warrick, and Scotty were all giggling like morons and were tripping all over themselves. Catherine was dancing on top of the table, while Eric and Speed cheered her on. Yelina and Horatio were telling very personal things to each other, very loudly. Olivia and Elliot were talking nonsense to some poor bystander. Grissom was passed out; he couldn't hold his beer very well. And Greg, well, Greg apparently thought he was Tarzan, had climbed onto the table right, and was now swinging from the low hanging lights.
"Shit" Alanna said out loud. "These people are crazy enough sober, now I have to handle them drunk." She thought in despair.
CRASH "HEY! That's not very nice Mr. Light."
A/N: hey, I actually sort of liked that chapter. Ok, in case you can't tell, Pita and Lady are my real life horses. That is why I spent a lot of time describing them in a way that really didn't make sense. Also, sorry if I insulted any cheerleaders. It's a long story, you don't want to no. So, please, tell me what you think and review!
Emily