Hawaiian Havoc!
To soulstress: Nice to hear from you! I read your story "Tempest" and I loved it! The Pyro-chasing-Angelica thing was inspired by Red Witch's fics. Lance doesn't like Angelica in that way, although Pietro and Spyder wishes he did.
To Sparky Genocide: Scott as Barbara Streisand, huh? Well, I'll see what I can do for that. Thanks for the suggestions.
To Goofn1: Glad you liked the Lance/Spyder sibling moment. Well, Lance is a good guy who gets constantly punched in the mouth by fate and Cupid because they enjoy messing with him in my opinion. Well, Fox only wanted to liven up things.
To Raliena: Yeah, the waiter was related to Duncan Matthews. Well you gotta understand, John's brain is messed up. Some say he was born cuckoo, some say the fires he sets does weird things to his brain, but he's nuts either way. Wow, so I assume you're going to a private school.
To c-wolf: Yeah, Al's here. In the Blues Brothers movie, half the cops in the Southern U.S. went after them!
To Red Witch: Yeah, a Matthews family member! Actually, In "GI Joe: The Movie, Evo-tized", Jake tells Lina Kyle is afraid of needles. Of course Kyle's not going to apologize to Lina. He thinks she deserved being attacked by Darkbolt. (Kyle: She's a walking bulls-eye!) Good luck painting your bedroom!
To Aaron: Yeah, I thought it'd be funny for the adults to be hyped up on BA's coffee. Actually, the waiter was a relative of Duncan's. Here's more Misfit madness for you! Enjoy!
To Wizard1: WHERE ARE YOU?!?!
It's Profile Time again! (Crowd hoots, hollers, cheers, screams, chants, and claps. Some hold up signs.) This time, we look at a member of the Dreadnoks. He is the pyromaniac of the crazy bikers, Torch!
Torch
Real Name: Tom Winken
Allegiance: Dreadnoks
Function: Dreadnok Flamethrower
Bio: Botany Bay, New South Wales, Australia
Bio: Torch was n trouble throughout most of his life. At the age of fourteen, he was remanded to Borstal, a boarding school in his native Australia. He would later escape and join the Merchant Marines, where he first learned to use the tool that would become his trademark: The oxy-acetylene cutting torch. Taking the name Torch, he rolled in several biker gangs before joining the Dreadnoks.
Not too bright, Torch can't even read! He loves to terrorize and destroy. He often used a cutting torch in fights. However, when the arrogant and insane mutant Dreadnok known as Virus gained a mutant talent for invention, he built torch a rifle/flamethrower weapon. Torch cares for his new 'Inferno Gun' like a newborn son, often sleeping with it. He's known to have named it 'Torch Jr.'.
He also, despite his lack of business knowledge, or any knowledge for that matter, started a company called 'Uncle Winken's Grape Soda', whichactually does pretty well.
Chapter 6: Random Madness!
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(A street in Honolulu)
The X-Men and Misfits split up to have some fun and hopefully find the BA's coffee-jacked adults.
"Are you sure this is a good idea?" Spyder asked. She, Fox, and Lance were hiding behind a hedge. Fox held a digital camcorder, and he carried spare memory cards in a pocket on his belt.
"You're lucky I hate Scott, Lance." Fox warned. "I've been trying to hide from all the women in Hawaii."
"Yeah, they're out for your blood, Foxy." Spyder quipped with a laugh. Foxfire glared.
"Look kid, you're lucky you're Lance's little sister and you're 12, or else I'd kick your butt." Fox glared. "I'll have you know women find me very attractive. They can't get enough of me!"
"Yeah, they can't get enough of beating you up, Fox." Lance chuckled. Fox snarled.
"You want me to film Scott embarrassing himself for blackmail or not?" Fox snapped.
"Okay okay." Lance waved. "Here he comes. Is that camera on?"
"Yeah. I got a brain. I'm more than just a pretty face, pal." Fox grumbled.
"Oh man, this is funny." Spyder snickered. The three mutants snickered as Scott, still dressed as Elwood Blues, walked down the street carrying a briefcase. He stopped, put the briefcase down, and opened it. He pulled out a harmonica and closed the case. He then stood there and started playing a bluesy solo.
"Who knew Scott could play the harmonica?" Fox snickered.
"Yeah, he's pretty good." Lance blinked. "Maybe we should let him stay like this. Easier to tolerate."
"Hey, some dude just threw him one hundred bucks." Spyder blinked.
"Oh, here come the cops." Fox snickered. "Maybe they'll pull a Rodney King."
"We can only hope." Lance replied. The cops took Scott by his arms, and they accidentally bonked his head on the car roof. Scott hit the ground. When they pulled him back up, He was clad in a fancy dress, blond wig, and a fake nose. He started singing 'A Star is Born'. The three mutants retched, as did the cops.
"Aw come on! Let's get this sicko off the street!" One cop growled as he and his partner grabbed a singing Scott and shoved him in the back seat.
"Get the car, you guys!" Fox ordered. "Follow that Barbra!"
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(At the beach)
"I must say Ms. Delgado, this is most unnecessary. After all, I do have a black belt in three martial arts." A man said to Althea. He was a rather handsome fellow for a guy in his fifties, with black hair that had graying temples. His body seemed to indicate he exercised regularly despite his age. He laid back in a foldable lawn chair. Next to him in another chair was Althea in a blue one-piece swimsuit. Sitting behind her on the same chair was Todd, rubbing her shoulders.
"I'm sorry Mr. Redford, but I have to stick with you as leader of the Misfits and as per the fact the Joes are…disabled." Althea sighed.
"Besides yo, Cobra might want to be after you for your company. After all, Redford Enterprises is one of the world's leading vehicle design companies." Todd added.
"Yeah." Mr. Redford replied. "I guess so. As a kid, I was always fascinated more by the hood of a car than what was under it. I figured a vehicle should be as beautiful as the engine powering it. My empire started as a humble car customization shop, believe it or not."
"Let me guess, you used the highest quality parts and the absolute state-of-the-art in customization techniques." Althea replied, rolling her eyes.
"Yeah. Look, I know Cobra sent an assassin after me, but I can handle myself." Mr. Redford replied.
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(Up in a palm tree above the beach nearby)
I can't believe I was sent by Serpentor to kill off some old playboy. Zanya grumbled as she sat on a palm tree, using her powers to stay invisible. She was about to aim at Redford's head when she noticed Jean walk by. Well, as long as I'm here, I might as well take out those X-Wenches. They think they can steal my beloved Starchild, huh? Well, I'll show you! I don't have to worry about the one called Husk, though. She's obsessed with Starchild's cousin Wildstar. So long, Red. No amount of mental power can save you now. Zanya aimed her rifle at an oblivious Jean's head.
"Hey, my ball!" Someone snapped. A beach ball flew out of nowhere and hit Zanya.
"Hey!" Zanya growled as the ball hit her. It caused her to lose her balance, and fall off the tree screaming. "OW!!" She landed on the ground hard. "Ohhhhh…"
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(A local disco in Bayville)
"I can't believe the adults split up!" Sam groaned. He, Bobby, and Paige were hanging around inside the disco after they saw the BA Coffee-hyped Professor Xavier roll into the building.
"Maybe he left." Bobby shrugged.
"Uh guys…" Paige pointed in the middle of the dance floor. The Bee Gees song "You Should Be Dancing" played on the speakers. Xavier rolled out, dressed in a replica of the white suit John Travolta wore in "Saturday Night Fever", as well as a big afro. He then started to mimic the moves of John Travolta, using telekinesis to make his wheelchair twirl. The crowd cheered and the New Mutants' jaws dropped.
"How are we going to explain this?" Sam groaned. "Is Lila still out there?" He saw Lila peek out the door. She would not enter the disco. As soon as he saw her, she quickly moved her head away. Great. I'm stuck here. If I try to leave, she'll ambush me!
Well, looks like the insanity will never end! What madness will happen next? What else are the adults doing? Who or what will Scott think he is next? Find out in the next chapter! Suggestions needed badly!